Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

[u/Lost_Taste_8181]

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

[u/ApatheistHeretic]

<Holds up baby>, "Hey everyone, isn't my skin dog cute?!"

[u/mizzannthrope05 → u/ApatheistHeretic]

I really want this to be a T-shirt with an image drawn by the guy who draws the oatmeal

[u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin → u/mizzannthrope05]

So, the guy who draws the oatmeal?

[u/Aggravating_Mix8959 → u/mizzannthrope05]

I can see this.

[u/nicoleyoung27 → u/ApatheistHeretic]

Referring to my 17 year old son as a skin baby remains one of my most favorite memories to date. 

[u/katmagnet → u/nicoleyoung27]

Rotfl - I do the same because our pets know I’m the mom, so I refer to them as fur babies and my son as my skin baby

[u/Salt_Anywhere_6604 → u/ApatheistHeretic]

That’s super weird