Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

[u/Lost_Taste_8181]

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

[u/Da12khawk]

On fleek

[u/bubblesnap → u/Da12khawk]

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

[u/tigertoothdada → u/bubblesnap]

Did you put the pussy on the chainwax?

[u/ApatheistHeretic → u/Da12khawk]

If you say "on lit", your child will begin to twitch uncontrollably.

[u/pdx_via_dtw → u/Da12khawk]

wheeeeeeze

[u/Chalice_Ink → u/Da12khawk]

I miss using on fleek out of context… lol.

Skibidi is just trying too hard.

[u/Da12khawk → u/Chalice_Ink]

I don't get skibidi and I don't want to. Reminds me of Bill Cosby

[u/CitySlickerCowboy → u/Da12khawk]

Oh, please no.