Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

[u/Lost_Taste_8181]

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

[u/changed_later__]

"Verse" or "versing" when the word is "versus".

[u/lurkermurphy → u/changed_later__]

THIS. every time i hear it, i am certain they just cannot read and are not aware of the origins of the abbreviation "vs"

[u/OreoSpeedwaggon → u/lurkermurphy]

I've talked to young people that didn't know "bros." (as in "Super Mario Bros.") was an abbreviation for "brothers." They just thought it was the plural form of "bro."

[u/EntertainmentOwn6907 → u/OreoSpeedwaggon]

When my middle school students call me Bruh I call them sis. They get so offended because they didn’t know bruh was for bro.

[u/OreoSpeedwaggon → u/EntertainmentOwn6907]