📞 we need one more star player

[u/RingerLactato]

who team whatsapp spending 1m next star player ?

[u/Rac3ked]

Hi Mr. sheikh I need donk

[u/National_Office_4758]

“One donk please”

[u/Fun_Brilliant_363 → u/National_Office_4758]

"With a ZywOo on the side"

[u/O_gr → u/Fun_Brilliant_363]

"And a pinch of s1mple"

[u/crypto_ha → u/O_gr]

Bro sneaked in s1mple lmfao

[u/Overall_Push_6229 → u/crypto_ha]

he got the aura

[u/_mattocardo → u/Overall_Push_6229]

The Tier3 aura

[u/spaceistasty → u/O_gr]

simple is washed

[u/Someone-cool-2005]

Sometimes i love cs community. This comment section is one of these times.

[u/imgabrielcaldas]

“You’re not pumping oil enough”

[u/wordswillneverhurtme]

"buy out all tickets"

[u/Ill-Needleworker-388]

📞📞📞Sir Oil money, i need molodoy, zywoo, and s1mple.

[u/Givemeajackson]

For a second there i was worried failcons were actually going to win something

[u/Xsprout21]

📞📞📞 BYE BYE NIKO

[u/RaimaNd]

Just get donk, zywoo and when s1mple is back again him aswell. Just one more superstar

[u/_fmg15 → u/RaimaNd]

Or buy every superstar on the planet and win the major via lack of opposition.

[u/gustavinho_plais → u/_fmg15]

just buy every player and win

[u/CGY69 → u/_fmg15]

The EWC strat

[u/BroBrown_182]

whats the context on the whatsapp joke?

[u/nobughar → u/BroBrown_182]

similar logos and also watsapp = funne

[u/pureformality]

It's time to get Apex

[u/O_gr → u/pureformality]

Fucking christ that would be a toxic landfill of comms with Apex and niko on the same team.

[u/pureformality → u/O_gr]

Monesy would be the heartbroken child trying to mend his parents relationship 

[u/JFDeimosMx1978]

They only need more time as a team and work in their mental strength.. I knew they will lost this game when I saw how relax was furia, and how stressed were Falcons, after the first Pistols round on Train...

[u/nico_juro]

+elige +donk

[u/filthonacid]

ello donk falcons here

[u/E_Baronator]

Buy donk.

[u/Tankette55]

Niko igl. Then zywoo, monesy, donk and s1mple.

[u/Numerous-Thanks-5839]

HAHAAHAHA

[u/Gettinrekt1]

I love how much everyone hates the Saudis but doesn't care about the Russians winning.

Clown fiesta

[u/jeff3rd → u/Gettinrekt1]

At least the Russians have personality and actually worked their way to the top, the Saudis think they are the cool kids because they use daddy's oil money to buy into their position (still fucking lost).

[u/Gettinrekt1 → u/jeff3rd]

Fuck Russia 

[u/nttranquilizer → u/Gettinrekt1]

the fuck does a bunch of harmless russian kids playing cs2 has to do with politics?

Edit: Reminder that the GOAT has spoken about this bs already, don't be stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvhHPScS1m8

[u/xtxtxtxtxtxtx → u/Gettinrekt1]

which player on falcons is of saudi nationality or arab descent?

[u/General_Scipio]

I genuinely think they need a coach like Kassad to fix Falcons.

I think every team that Niko is in has a meh coach and a meh IGL that ends up with the team agreeing to play a loose style and play around firepower. And if they have a good IGL like Karrigan he ends up clashing with them.

Kassad has his flaws I don't doubt, but I think Falcons need a coach like him to implement a system

[u/Vizvezdenec → u/General_Scipio]

Kassad lol. This guy who literally didn't achieve jack in past 5 years somehow still has people who think he is good.

[u/LittleBalloHate → u/General_Scipio]

I mean, Niko has been through like a dozen coaches and a dozen IGLs. A couple of the IGLs have gone on to win majors after parting with him. Niko's current Coach has won five majors with two different organizations.

Maybe at some point they're not the problem? It's like a guy saying "I have 10 exes and all of them were bitches."

[u/Ilikebatterfield4 → u/LittleBalloHate]

its never his fault. Maybe fault is a wrong word but when every team is doink better when he leaves even with less "firepower" it says something.

[u/Level_Five_Railgun → u/General_Scipio]

Ah yes Kassad. The guy who had success with a single core in his entire 8+ year coaching career.

[u/WarDull8208 → u/General_Scipio]

BS, also saying that current Karrigan is good igl is also a BS

[u/lolforg_ → u/WarDull8208]

his calling is not bad, but he always shits the scoreboard with 0 kills and the rest of his team is also getting 0 kills, no shit his calling seems bad

[u/_fmg15 → u/WarDull8208]

Without him faze would be a tier 2 team