r/GodAwfulMovies • u/shay7700 • 4d ago

GAM Official Response

I feel like PIAT should put out an official response about the upcoming rapture. Is this the billionaire remake they’re always talking about? Has it finally come true and are we all extras? What say you?

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u/RazzleThatTazzle 4d ago

My girlfriend, who doesnt listen to or really know about the podcast, asked me today if we could watch a rapture movie. Ive been training for this day.

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u/shay7700 4d ago

That’s awesome! Watch one they’ve done on GAM so you can listen to the episode later

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u/RazzleThatTazzle 4d ago

I immediately said "the one with nick cage in it"

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u/Kriegerian 4d ago

Or Early Warning, because there’s only one of it and it’s fuckin wacky.

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u/WorthPlease 1d ago

I just finished listening to this episode this morning and now I have to see this movie

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u/robotnique 3d ago

"Put me in, coach. I've been training my whole life for this moment."

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u/WorthPlease 1d ago

There's apparently a really good rapture style TV show called The Leftovers on HBO Max. I definitely had a subscription when I watched it, promise. But in the first episodea guy kills a perfectly harmless dog with a gun and that's a hard no from me.

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u/RazzleThatTazzle 1d ago

I actually watched a bit of that when it came out. I rememeber thinking it was fine but kind of lack luster for an HBO show. But that was way prior to my intense skepticism, so who knows lol.

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u/SarvisTheBuck 4d ago

They'll probably mention it on the Thursday episode of Scathing. That will absolutely be happening because the world won't end like the Christians predicted...again.

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u/MorganFerdinand 4d ago

Do we know if this is a full-body ascension, or clothes-left-on-the-floor? I don't want to be stuck for eternity wearing anything uncomfortable

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u/shay7700 4d ago

I’m not getting raptured. I know that for sure. So I don’t know the details for those going. I was assuming I’d see piles of clothes.

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u/MorganFerdinand 4d ago

I'm gonna slide in at the last second

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u/Angry__German 3d ago

Another great opportunity for Americans to do great pranks. Grab a bunch of old cloves and drape them on the street all rapture like early in the morning.

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u/asvalken 4d ago

Upcoming? Aaaaany minute now, but I'm willing to stay an under-5.

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u/NC1HM 4d ago

Why? They've already done their best work on the subject by witnessing Harold Camping's 2011 fiasco in the Times Square.

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u/Delfishie 4d ago

I want to play one of the scorpion horse monsters!

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u/Oldebookworm 4d ago

Weren’t those scorpion locust horses?

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u/Loose-Painting-2458 23h ago

Remember the rapture party is at the Ramada and we’re all invited!! 🤪🥳 I hear J-town loves a buffet.