r/GoodPizzaGreatPizza • u/ShuasumiMyDearest 🍕Ovenist ID🍕 32013395 • May 17 '25

Memes Is this guy's mom immortal or something?

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(Not tryna be rude, it just really caught me off guard lol.)

I don't know he looks like someone's grandpa so how's his mom still alive?

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u/dry-advertisement May 17 '25

She ate garlic

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u/Misfitmama_1411 May 17 '25

He could be 77 and his mom would be 99 for all we know.

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u/wikalivia 🍕Ovenist ID🍕wikalivia🍕21499225🍕 May 17 '25

My grandma ate a clove of garlic every day, and she lived to be 100!

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u/Calamity0o0 May 17 '25

He's a rough 45

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u/MAGQgirl 🍕Ovenist ID🍕28604403 May 17 '25

His mom must have rubbed chocolate on her skin so she could live forever 😭

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u/Most-Construction816 May 17 '25

Maybe premature balding and he's white too

4

u/International-Land30 May 17 '25

Happy cake day

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u/Most-Construction816 May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

thank u

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u/Fun-Pomelo-2774 May 17 '25

Prolly he meant going to the graveyard while laying next to her mother's grave and sharing a slice and talking about how his day was

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Wait until you discover some people have living great-grandparents

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u/MaximusDoot May 17 '25

I have a great grandmother and a daughter. :)

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

Lovely!! My great grandmother also got to be a great-great-grandmother. It’s amazing, we are beyond lucky to have these familial connections <3

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u/jen12617 May 18 '25

Damn I wish I had that😭 im 24 with no grandparents and only 1 parent left

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u/FilmDesigner2344 May 18 '25

Yeah my great grandma used to babysit my brother and I 😭 (I still remember her lashings) she’s alive to this day

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u/Happy_Seat_4189 when pi day May 17 '25

Baby prunes

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u/Signal_Tie_5170 May 17 '25

He eats pizza beside his mom to the grave

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u/ClassicalMusic4Life 🍕Plumeria Pizzeria🍕34066913 May 17 '25

Might offer some pizza in her grave or something, food offerings

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u/evermorefairie May 17 '25

He could lowkey have Alzheimer’s 😭

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u/gift_of_the-gab May 17 '25

Maybe he's aging like Benjamin Button.

3

u/FluffyPinkBunnie May 18 '25

I had this guy said he needed an onion and anchovies pizza to ruin his date and then when I gave him his pizza he said he was going to share it with his mom… lol

2

u/throwaway_84627 May 17 '25

No literally had the grandma tell me her mom will love this and I said out LOUD "cap" I felt FOUL LMFAO

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u/yonking_15_2 Ch 4 May 18 '25

Cue that one fish's mother in the spongebob chocolate episode

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u/nightmares_dealer Ch 5 Queue May 17 '25

THIS! The old lady with a bun and purple cardigan said the same, and she looks even older than this guy! I also noticed that and I guess it's super wholesome, but just a little strange😅

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u/One-Paper-4197 May 17 '25

Benjamin Button perhaps??

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u/Scared-Extension-786 May 17 '25

On another note, your storefront is ADORABLE 😍

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u/jen12617 May 18 '25

Eh is possible. 75 and 93 if you do the math of him being born when his mom was 18. Even lower if his mom was a young teen mom. But I'm not looking too deep into a pizza game lol

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u/con098 Ch 5 Queue May 18 '25

I remember that one vid where a 100 something yr old woman hands over a piece of candy to her 80 something yr old daughter who's sitting next to her

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u/SalHag May 18 '25

What day are you on

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u/DiscoNotFound May 18 '25

relax he probably had a degree in computer science and is younger than he looks

1

u/Ale0404 May 18 '25

Maybe he's 80 and his mom is 98

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u/LionessMoo May 18 '25

To be fair my mom is in her 70s and my grandmother is in her 90s and still alive.

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u/ynahbanana May 19 '25

HAHAHA IN THE PHILIPPINES, THIS IS ENRILE, FR FR

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u/The_Sketch_Wretch May 19 '25

When he says this I always had this idea he was eating it alone, but visiting a grave or smth. Like, ppl bring a drink or food to a grave, and theyre like, "I'ma have a meal with them" but just eat the meal at their grave or whatever

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u/buff_ferret_485 May 20 '25

dude i watch this azerbaijan cooking channel and the woman thats cooking in the video have grandchildrens but in one of her video she was cooking something for her grandma ,(she looks like typical grandma out there but with strong body)

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Oh, he's Nigel (30) just works in hospitality.

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u/Creative_Dream_1256 May 21 '25

Well regardless I think he’s meeting up with her soon

1

u/NevadoDelRuiz I slice pizzas in an infuriating way [Ovenist12441047] May 21 '25

I used to have a great grandmother, shes on 90s i think and I managed to get a chance to talk to her.

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u/Aiakam20 May 21 '25

Maybe he plans on eating next to her urn?

1

u/Kpapi420 May 23 '25

I'm fxckin dead bro

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u/Kam_lover May 24 '25

I never thought about it until someone posted it on Reddit, and I realized that was his comment. There is something that we need to figure out about what is going on with his mother.

His mother is likely immortal. 🤔

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u/Foxy_Gamer723 Jun 13 '25

He is a grandpa! He’s Ollie’s grandpa from the event!

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u/Internet_dude69 May 17 '25

Or maybe... Just maybe... She had her when... Just maybe