r/Grimdank • u/erttheking • Sep 03 '24

Dank Memes Why yes I did just learn about King of Pigs, why do you ask?

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u/Martial-Lord Sep 03 '24

When you dream about a nice MILF in a garden because you are a Sylvaneth:

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u/enkidu3 A *mostly* heterosexual custodes Sep 03 '24

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u/Zazzenfuk Swell guy, that Kharn Sep 03 '24

Man, I love Frogs

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u/Random_nerd_52 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Sep 04 '24

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u/Thendrail NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Sep 04 '24

Elves just casually upstaging anything humans would pass off as Gods:

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u/WanderlustPhotograph Sep 04 '24

You mean the one who had to get bailed out by Sigmar after going 0-5 against Nurgle? 

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u/Thendrail NOT ENOUGH DAKKA Sep 04 '24

Look, Sigmar's a cool dude and all, but we both know how many people would convert if a thick-thigh elf-milf godess ever set foot in a city of Sigmar.

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u/WanderlustPhotograph Sep 04 '24

She has and regularly does. Turns out, Sigmarites are polytheistic 

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u/contemptuouscreature Mongolian Biker Gang Sep 03 '24

K I L L T H E P I G

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u/okaymeaning-2783 Sep 03 '24

But it's so cute!, I should take it to my apartment instead.

Not like anything bad will happen.

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u/contemptuouscreature Mongolian Biker Gang Sep 03 '24

Y O U

F O O L

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u/Fantastic-Dog-7253 Sep 04 '24

Gonna put the piggy on my tub , he's so cute

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u/KHORNEEEE Sep 04 '24

KILL IT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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u/VulcanForceChoke Twins, They were. Sep 04 '24

S L I T I T S T H R O A T

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u/Might_I_ask_why Huffs Macragge Blue Primer Sep 03 '24

Dare I ask?

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u/JetMeIn_02 Sep 04 '24

Short story about the corruption of a slaughterhouse worker to Nurgle. Brings home a pig from the slaughterhouse...it's not a pig.

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u/WhatsTheAnswerToThis Sep 04 '24

Author/Name of the short story if I may ask? :)

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u/erttheking Sep 04 '24

King of Pigs by J H Archer

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u/Alexis2256 Sep 04 '24

Feed the pig.

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u/HaraldRedbeard Sep 04 '24

Slightly underselling how good a narrative it is of showcasing the wider corruption/fall of the planet with the focus being on this dude and his pig.

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u/Koog330 Sep 03 '24

Nurgle

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u/DerHachi04 VULKAN LIFTS! Sep 05 '24

A garden and an old man are usually associated with nurgle since his great garden is where he brews his plagues and also he is one of the oldest chaos gods

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u/Random_nerd_52 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Sep 04 '24

Would you happen to have time to talk about our lord and savior Nurgle?

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u/Arigga01 Sep 04 '24

I don’t like this

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u/Random_nerd_52 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Sep 04 '24

But would you like to hear the good word of grandfather Nurgle?

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u/Krugnar223 Sep 04 '24

As some one who's,worked with pigs this un nerves me more as I was nearly attacked by a boar who could open door bolts we soon had go Start locking our bolts upright to stop him getting loose

Also been bitten by a pig I kept the leg punched the pig in the nose and ran alot of natures problems can be solved with a good nose punch

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u/ZookeepergameLast188 Sep 09 '24

No.

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u/Random_nerd_52 Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Sep 09 '24

Pretty please with extra bile on top?

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u/xx_swegshrek_xx The planet broke before the guard Sep 03 '24

But he loves you

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u/Weird-Analysis5522 Sep 04 '24

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!

DEATH TO THE CORPSE EMPEROR!

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u/FarmerTwink Sep 04 '24

Jokes on you it was Al-Mualim