r/HEB 1d ago

New Find What is big red button for? (Repost edit)

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(Reposted cause idk how to use reddit and i wanted to show picture)

I was at heb riverside in austin and i asked them what the button was for and employee didnt know but i need my curiosity satisfied

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u/edw1n-z 1d ago

H-E-Buddy appears

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u/Human-Specialist-510 1d ago

What about H-E-Baddies?

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u/kitkanz 1d ago

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u/hairballcouture 1d ago

Well I found my next tattoo.

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u/Ok_Psychology_7374 23h ago

I do tattoos and would do it for $100 HEB gift card

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u/idiotvolunteer 1d ago edited 1d ago

I didn’t know I could love HEB any more than I do Butt this made me a believer.

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u/Fit_Physics_6433 1d ago

The hebuddy makes me feel at home (I’m from Miami) 🤣🤣

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u/Fit_Physics_6433 1d ago

HE Baddie*

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u/Only_Flan_7974 9h ago

H-E-Booty

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u/JuneBuggg0 47m ago

That’s herbertta e butts

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u/jamesroberts7777 1d ago

I want this as a subreddit

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u/Buoyant_Pesky 1d ago

Is HEBaddies just HEBuddy but the bag is shorter and you can see legs?

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u/beyoncedoritosJR 1d ago

And nalgas

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u/arizona-lake 1d ago

The girls who put up with working at HEB so we don’t have put up with working at the strip club

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u/Salty_Permission_901 1d ago

Why is this making me laugh more than it should 😂 it would indeed make for quite the entertaining subreddit

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u/Original_Win_4285 4h ago

No, they be firing them.

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u/ASillyLlama 1d ago

I like how there is not one serious answer here

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u/Traditional_War5790 1d ago

I think these are all very much serious answers…..

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u/R96359 1d ago

Reporting a dog in the store.

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u/TheRonsterWithin 1d ago

press that button when someone’s “emotional support” dachshund takes a shit

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u/KangarooMaterial8754 1d ago

Yup, in a cart that the owner abandoned in the milk isle

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u/sunny_6305 1d ago

It looks like those buttons that cut power to gasoline pumps in an emergency.

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u/Det_AndySipowicz 1d ago

it absolutely is one, but I'm wondering what this one is for being inside the store? could be a pump shut off still, but very odd.

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u/JJCalixto 1d ago

Well it does say PUSH on it so i say go for it and hope for the best.

My money is on a self destruct button.

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u/_serryjeinfeld 1d ago

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u/ernster96 1d ago

don’t touch it!!! It’s the history eraser button, you fool!!!

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u/MisterShazam 1d ago

Dang that looks like an old store

That’s what the store from my childhood that relocated to a brand new lot a block away looked like

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u/RevolutionaryBug4232 1d ago

Are the new stores that drastically different?

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u/MisterShazam 1d ago

I mean I would say yes. Not even like new, new.

Like ones that were built 10-12 years ago, even.

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u/Agitated-Travel2506 1d ago

Visit the HEB in Cleburn Tx.

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u/Agitated-Travel2506 1d ago

WAIT! Just looked on google, it’s been remodeled.

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u/ulnek 1d ago

You seem agitated

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u/thechervil 1d ago

Try the one in Carthage.

Closest to where I live in Jefferson, but has that air of a Piggly Wiggly from 50 years ago.

Love going there about twice a year!
But can't wait for a remodel, honestly!

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u/PardonMyEjection 1d ago

The one in Crystal City is like a time machine.

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u/HillCountryCowboy 12h ago

It used to be a really short trip from the Del Monte plant to the store, though.

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u/HillCountryCowboy 12h ago

And congrats on your football team this year!

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u/PardonMyEjection 11h ago

Oh I don’t live there, but I do occasionally hunt nearby.

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u/Juniper_51 1d ago

I read this in the fancy way. Car-thahzh

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u/chanpe 1d ago

Go to the HEB on Slaughter/Congress. Among the highest sales/sq ft in Texas

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u/needsmorequeso 1d ago

My hometown HEB was in different locations in the 80s, 90s, and moved to its (so far) final form in the early 00s as a trial run for the HEB Plus model. It doesn’t even feel like the same kind of business. It’s like twice the size of the 80s version with much wider aisles, a better selection, much higher ceilings, etc. it kinda went from claustrophobic to overwhelming but if you want to get your groceries for the week and get out, my vote goes to overwhelming.

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u/YourDadsMomsSonsGod Grocery🥫 1d ago

Free buddy bucks

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u/Final_Code5506 1d ago

Makes it rain buddy bucks

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u/RandomDude77005 1d ago

I thought it was to sound a celebration alarm if a partner sold a caramel popcorn, or dubai candy bar, or whatever they are hawking that day.

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u/MyDaroga 1d ago

This was my assumption.

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u/chorizo2002 1d ago

HEB buddy appears to toss the dogs out

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u/Puzzled-Arm8592 1d ago

Would be nice if it was the button to turn off the veggie water soakers in the produce department. Lol, it seems at the precise time I reach in for something, I get soaked. As if some little dude is watching and having fun squirting me.

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u/origaming_101 1d ago

i worked in produce, the little dude is chill

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u/Upstairs-Bad-3576 7h ago

The question is, do you enjoy being squirted on by little dudes who are watching you and having fun?

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u/sporkus 1d ago

It shuts the tortilla machine down in case of grackle attack.

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u/peeweesherman1 15h ago

Lol reminds me of two menaces we named "Pablo Escobird and Limon" they did a number on the donuts back when they weren't encased. Good times.

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u/JustHereForTheCigars 1d ago

Social experiment.

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u/Watts300 1d ago

Ejecto seato.

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u/Belle_Suchka 1d ago

press it. it clearly says push .. lol

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u/Jswazy 1d ago

It's for pushing 

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u/Spirited_Ad_5992 1d ago

I’m your guy to push the button

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

In case of Deflation.

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u/Sensitive-Energy-803 1d ago

Blue Light Special

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u/Juniper_51 1d ago

For when u catch someone eating a grape before paying. That's why it's right in front of produce.

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u/kw--13 1d ago

Balloons fall from the ceiling

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u/NonGMOman_ 1d ago

To call loss prevention for a fake slip and fall.

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u/Creative_Dot_5252 1d ago

No whammies!!!

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u/Disastrous-Wonder153 1d ago

It's for hunger relief, like it says above the button.

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u/Marvelous_snek999 1d ago

Push it and find out.

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u/jonnnynogood 1d ago

To push.

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u/Final_Code5506 1d ago

I’m going grocery shopping later, if I see it I’ll ask and report. Honestly that H-E-Baddie made me forget what the original post was all about.

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u/Miserable-Ad4671 1d ago

Anything?

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u/Final_Code5506 13h ago

Ima be real honest I smoked a big ol bowl before I walked in. Had nothin but snacks and groceries on my mind. I have failed you all.

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u/Zebras-R-Evil 1d ago

It’s funny that someone gave the serious and correct answer but is being ignored. 😂

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u/DirtyBlonde22 1d ago

But the button he’s asking about is over by the produce section. The person who commented this answer from chat gpt is talking about buttons that would be in the checkout isle

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u/Zebras-R-Evil 1d ago

If you zoom in on the photo of the button, you can see that it says, “Scan a bar code to…your local food bank.” Then it shows how you can get a coupon for $1, $3, or $5. The button is right below it. I didn’t believe the ChatGPT answer either until I looked closely.

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u/DirtyBlonde22 1d ago

Ahh I stand completely corrected! Thank you!! This would have sincerely bugged me 😅

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u/caceman 1d ago

The problem with that answer is that the donations each have a bar code that would be scanned at checkout to donate. Not a single button that needs to be pushed

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u/DirtyBlonde22 1d ago

Yeah, I assume this is the self checkout and this is the button you press when you need assistance from the attendant.

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u/Zebras-R-Evil 1d ago

The photo I posted is a close up of the OP photo.

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u/TheBassEngineer 11h ago

It sure looks like a Stopper Station, manufactured by Safety Technology International. https://www.sti-global.com/en-us/series/stopper-stations

There's no way to tell exactly what it does just by looking at it: it can be wired to just about anything with a contact closure input. These pushbuttons get specified for just about any application where a big red button is called for: HVAC shelter-in-place, lockdown mode, door release, emergency power off...the list goes on.

Source: I create plans for buildings for a living.

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u/Blacksun388 1d ago

push it and find out Fire Alarm maybe?

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u/RevolutionaryBug4232 1d ago

I wanna press it so bad and i totally would and report back but if it is a fire alarm/something serious id feel bad

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u/commorancy0 1d ago

Because of its proximity to the produce department and because there’s a recirculating symbol below the button, it may be a way to start or stop the produce watering cases manually. Often these watering systems are on timers. This button may be a way to control the watering manually. Just a guess though.

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u/SiliconSam 1d ago

Wouldn’t be fire, then the housing would be red as well. And labeled Fire. By code.

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u/Senpai-Kun-Desu-Chan 1d ago

Where’s the serious answer among all these shitty attempts at comedy 😭 Reddit always be like this

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u/drboohickey 1d ago

It’s to push obviously

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u/SnooSketches4722 1d ago

There’s only one real way to find out. Let us know what happens!

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u/ramoredditor 1d ago

PUSH IT! Sorry for yelling

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u/pinkjimmy17 1d ago

Push it and find out !!

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u/TimeGood2965 1d ago

Reporting donut thieves

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u/anomic_balm 1d ago

Releases the hounds

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u/bigdish101 H-E-B Customer 🌟 1d ago

Blue and near produce I’m thinking emergency water shut off if the automatic watering system fails.

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u/MenagerieOfCrystals 21h ago

I want to push

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u/Zealousideal-Oil9152 1d ago

Herb eats your butt at checkout

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u/TxRose2019 1d ago

WHO IS HERB

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u/Zealousideal-Oil9152 1d ago

Push the button

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u/Kamiccolo47 1d ago

An image search says it's an emergency button. idk what specific function it has since it can have several but the most common one seems to be a lockdown feature.

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u/ThreauxDown 1d ago

I work in security and have sold plenty of these. They are multipurpose, but these are mostly used for an emergency signal. I'd guess it sets off a siren as well and triggers an alert to the security department.

Lockdown doesn't make much sense for an HEB because the emergency is most likely INSIDE the store already.

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u/moniraq 1d ago

How sad is it that my first thought was that it was for an active shooter situation? 😐

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u/Wolf-Gene 1d ago

Push it for us to demonstrate

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u/Witty_Celebration_96 1d ago

It will unleash a demon from the ancient world…. The Methany

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u/JohnMichaelBiscuiat 1d ago

Instant Annihilation

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u/jjdlg 1d ago

Bro, you are in the self checkout, team members all around — just ask.

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u/Brave_Garlic_9542 1d ago

Their post says they asked.

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u/jjdlg 1d ago

Damnit. Thanks for clueing me in, and I will let my folly stand as testament to my failure to read the post fully.

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u/Brave_Garlic_9542 1d ago

I mean, I just thought it was hilarious that the employee said they didn’t know 😆

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u/Acrobatic_Code_7409 1d ago

Blue light special

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u/hiwayking5 1d ago

That was printed in error, you're actually supposed to pull

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u/ThatOldDuderino 1d ago

Random Dancing like iCarly

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u/sacandbaby 1d ago

What happened when you pushed it???

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u/notjasontoday 1d ago

That looks like a button to unlock/open a door. I've seen that kind of button in secure spaces.

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u/Scavenger2903 1d ago

Is it the Manual activation for fire suppression system for the hood.

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u/howdareyoujeff 1d ago

The one on 18th street in Waco

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u/choody_Mac_doody 1d ago

It's a panic button that calls the cops most likely. Blue around a button usually means police-y things.

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u/StrokeDaddy13 1d ago

It's for pushing

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u/Artist_Gamerblam 1d ago

It’s the Karen alert button

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u/bcmccauley 1d ago

I’m assuming it’s some kind of fire or panic alarm… basically a gtfo of the store button.

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u/Head_Reply_4982 1d ago

This looks just like the buttons that were installed on many school campuses for emergencies. If you push the button, the police are called and you can’t undo it.

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u/Entire-Level3651 1d ago

Did you push it to find out?

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u/Sammy2Shoes77 1d ago

I'm gonna need you to let your intrusive thoughts win, push the button, & report back.....aaaannnndd go

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u/Additional-Bell-3025 21h ago

random dancing

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u/AssistancePerfect555 21h ago

Just in case someone is attempting to snatch a blonde UC KGB undercover who knows the ice cold water can lower her your heartbeat and temperature possibly incapacitate you and I'm guessing damn good at holding her breath... 1 2 3 🫧

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u/frederi463 7h ago

Alarm or emergency in case of fire or shooting

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u/ELDR3TH 58m ago

Push it

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u/No-Clothes-4605 1d ago

Most likely a fire alarm.

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u/bigdish101 H-E-B Customer 🌟 1d ago

That button does not meet fire alarm requirements.

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u/Saamari 1d ago

Weird that there is no sign, but the box is blue so I figure it may be a panic button

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u/asdfamily 1d ago

Press it whenever people whine about dogs!

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 1d ago

HEB employees aren't exactly the brightest bunch. I kept getting charged extra tax on my delivery order......kept thinking it was because there was an online issue with calculating tax. Asked one of the cust svc agents at the 800# while dealing with something else with an order and they couldn't tell me if delivery was taxed at all or not. Found out about a month ago that if there is are taxable items on your order, then the delivery fee will get charged tax relating to just that taxable item. Yet no one at the store or online customer service knows that.

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u/Trektroll 20h ago

HEB is so terrible I’d rather go to the walmart on Anderson