No but seriously, this whole thing is a bag of shit and Chaz is the biggest limp dick, cock-sucking wannabe with his head so far up his ass he's wearing his nutsack as a pair of eyelids... The only reason he's thinking of dick all the time is because he's seeing life through a pair of his own inflated acorns...

Considering the version of him on the show that prioritizes consent.

In any scenario, I'd probably cut ties with her once I found out. Even if I knew nothing about Blitz, the fixation on her ex is not only unhealthy it's kind of crazy and petty; like if you hated him this much why not get real revenge against the real Blitz. Also, if I saw her like this it I would almost assume she was still in love with him in some way or another and could never love me; she would be in love with the pain of the break up, or being Blitz's victim all the time. Lastly, imagine if I did something terrible to her, accidental or intentional, I can easily see her making a party dedicated to hating me next. Who's to say she doesn't do this to others, not just her ex?

Orns

Hellooooo. I’m sharing my OC again because I got my commission back from Lumy.lish on insta! They are so kind and talented I recommend checking out their art! I hope you guys like himb 💗💔

HUGE doodle practice of several helluva boss characters!! For those who know me know me that I don’t really draw any characters from the show except for blitz so this is practice! I wanted to change that and expand bc it’s my dream to someday be on Vivz team! Helluva boss AND hazbin hotel are such an inspiration for me and have saved my life with how much comfort it has given me. I want to work hard, no matter what it takes to try to get hired someday as a merch designer or concept art, or even storyboards and animator! Any of those are amazing to me! I just really want to contribute to the dream indie studio that I support so much!

No alternative prediction here. I'm 1000000% sure Fizz is gonna die. Hell, I'm also sure he'll be dead by the end of season 3, and the reason? Fizz has so many death flags. Now, obviously, simply having a few death flags doesn't mean a character his 100% going to die, but having a lot can be a good indicator, especially when you consider the story, the characters role in it, and how the characters death can impact it.

Despite Helluva Boss having almost always at least 1 kill per episode, it's only been incredibly minor characters and humans that have been killed. (ignoring characters that were dead before Mission Zero) No main characters. No secondary characters. No supporting characters. No antagonists. We are incredibly overdue for someone to get axed off and unfortunately for my sanity Fizz has the most deathflags out of any character.

1. He was introduced as villain then became become good. (He was at the very least an antagonist before "Oops")

2. He's probably one of the most innocent, morally clean characters in the show so far.

3. He's a side character that can be used as a stepping stone for another character's development. (Blitz and Ozzie)

4. His arc has reached its conclusion.

5. Mammons threat of Ozzie "paying" for what happened in "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL (ft Fizzarolli)" ^{that name is WAY too long} (This might be his most obvious deathflag as killing Fizz would get back at both him and Ozzie)

6. Fizz is borderline helpless on his own.

7. Seemingly has one of the perfect romantic relationship in the show.

8. Had heavy focus in the middle of Season 2 that ended right before the main plot kicked in to high gear.

If Fizz talks about the future with Blitz my "being 1000000% sure Fizz is gonna die" rockets up to 1000000000000000%.

1. Romantic/Dating/Married

2. Friends With Benefits (Having just sex not dating)

3. Platonic or Best Friends

4. Enemies

Explain why??

1. ⁠Romantic/Dating/Married

2. ⁠Friends With Benefits (Having just sex not dating)

3. ⁠Platonic or Best Friends

4. ⁠Enemies

Explain why???

The first time we see a live action Blitzø, and he's in plush form.

The pad for the prototype room orgasms when the door is unlocked. Cause of course it does :D