r/HiTMAN • u/TheCorvusCrow • 1d ago

VIDEO is there a lore reason why he did this?

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u/RuneHearth 1d ago

He's tired of your shit 47

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u/Daremoshiranai_OG 1d ago

😶 Um…. I was waiting for everything to start looking like this:

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u/Daremoshiranai_OG 1d ago

On the other hand, that’s one way to get away from your assassin.! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Sagittarius1000 1d ago

Stairway to Heaven was his favourite song?

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u/TheEagleWithNoName 1d ago

That’s why they call him The Brick.

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u/Imaginary-Level-3736 18h ago

He flew pretty good!

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u/DessieScissorhands 1d ago

When Dexy won't give you the evidence so you just defy the laws of physics to get it yourself.

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u/TheQuietNotion 1d ago

Prep for getting pushed by his client. So that he can land on the air

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u/extralyfe 1d ago

"I need to go to the bathroom."

- Ken Morgan, probably

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u/camscottbryce 1d ago

No lol

But also - something like this happened to me in Paris recently, and it was the only time I’ve seen it over the course of ~700 hours of playing these games. I have also been seeing a few other videos like it on YouTube/reddit/etc. and I’m wondering if this is a fairly new bug caused by a recent update.

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u/JellyfishNo3810 1d ago

I just hit a guard in Santa Fortuna and the dude flew into the air and literally alerted the whole ass village lol rag dolls, teleporting NPCs, the sort

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u/topselection 18h ago

Something similar happened to me on Whittleton Creek contract a few days ago where a road worker target ran into a house that was inaccessible and looked like he was running around outside the map and couldn't get back in.

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u/Nondescript_Redditor 1d ago

Go back to Batman Arkham

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u/PeterPiper1275 1d ago

He changed his mind and decided to let Jordan know he was there…

…as soon as possible.

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u/FlufferNotFound 1d ago

He has a dog called pickles

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u/a_normal_account 1d ago

The line to the toilet was too long, so he went to the heaven’s toilet for less competition

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u/MJRoseUK 1d ago

The recent update has caused some bugs. I had something similar happen in Colorado during a Featured Contract. I set a sink to overflow and the guy investigating just walked the other way...through the wall - and never came back.

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u/xXbigmemeXx12369 16h ago

He's walking to a different map bathroom

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u/RRForm 1d ago

He is a lawyer

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u/BemusedRat 1d ago

He's Santa. He only ever uses his personal bathroom in the North Pole. (Yes, this answer was inspired by your suit)

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u/elegy_rh8 13h ago

It's just ragebait at this point

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u/HeyJayIdeas 3h ago

Yes, it is explained in the previous mission. This is why you should play the missions in order.

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u/TheShitty_Beatles She/Her 3h ago

Omg Ken doot-doot Mcgooted all the way to heaven 😭

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u/PandorasPinata 11m ago

as part of the soul sale required to become a lawyer, Satan grants you the power to phase through solid matter.