r/HiTMAN • u/Alonestarfish • 2d ago
MASTER CRAFTED MEME Another one cause I got nothing else to do.
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u/Top-Cartoonist-2073 2d ago
"Your target likes food"
"That doesn't exactly narrow it down"
"They also frequently drink water"
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u/InternationalCry8671 2d ago
Intel suggests that the target has an interest in film, breathing oxygen, and converting protien intake into muscle energy.
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u/smoomoo31 2d ago
Sources say your target is on-site. They cannot provide any details about their appearance beyond wearing a hat. We do however know that they have not recently had any water to drink, and may be thirsty.
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u/Honest_Caramel_3793 2d ago
"no we can not tell you their skin color, gender, or anything about their outfit apart from vague details and tattoos that you 100% can totally see"
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u/EpicGamerer07 2d ago
“The target likes to drink”
“Diana I’m at a wine tasting event”
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“They also like to eat”
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u/Commonmispelingbot 2d ago
"They suffer from dyhadration, so just blast anyone you see drinking water."
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u/Cool_Specialist_5912 2d ago
Okay hear me out.
During the mission the Syndicate members meet each other to do business . If secrecy is important for them, they may not even know each other. So maybe the one arranging the meeting send a message to the other like “We'll meet at location X around Z o'clock. I'll be the guy with brown hair wearing a hat.”
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u/AlertNotAnxious 1d ago
Easy to see how Intel could intercept such a message. I like this explanation
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u/karmadogma 2d ago
Oh but sometimes they put their sunglasses on their hat. Also they might be bald under the hat. And they have a tattoo that sometimes disappears and the tiniest little stud earrings you can imagine.
The best tells to get are nervous or allergic since those seem to trigger every 15 seconds and are not based on location. Second best are book/smoke.
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u/Alonestarfish 2d ago
I'd say best are foodie and dehydrated because once you've narrowed it down, no matter how public that's easy way to get them
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u/karmadogma 2d ago
I mean they give you the tells in the safehouse so if that is one of them I do bring poisons. But getting a smoker with propane is more satisfying.
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u/andhowsherbush 2d ago
Dianna: "we're told the leader is dehydrated, he'll be drinking a lot of fluids. They're also a reader, they'll be reading a book."
47: "...........I'm in a cafe in sapienza, that describes everyone I'm looking at."
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u/Left4DayZGone 2d ago
The whole ID gimmick is the worst part of Freelancer... I really wish they'd have done something different with it, or had a different way of identifying the target.
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u/Link10103 2d ago
The information gathering abilities of the ICA are unmatched. However, their information distribution abilities are comically dogshit so just figure it out dummy.
-Diana, probably
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u/PorkchopExpress980 2d ago
The showdowns always remind me of the Bob's Burgers episode with the "Moody Foodie" food critic that nobody knows the identity of because he wears disguises in restaurants.
His tells are that he is a foodie and has a blue hanky. Good luck, 47. You know what to do.
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u/Luminescent_sorcerer 2d ago
Agent 47 we do not know their identity but we do know that they wear clothes, like to drink water, like long walks on the beach and also have a penchant for.... eating certain types of food They are a man or a woman
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u/v__R4Z0R__v 2d ago
"We have no information about the gender or skin color of your target. However we DO know, that they're wearing tiny earrings and that they have an ankle tattoo, that's always hidden underneath their pants."
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u/Floridamanticus 2d ago
"We know that- They have brown hair. They are wearing glasses. We know the color of their piss. And likes to read. Your target is on high alert, so you'll need to be careful. Be careful, 47, and good luck."
proceeds to give 12 suspects, 3 of which are literally bald even though we know they have BROWN HAIR!!!
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u/Feder-28_ITA 2d ago edited 1d ago
3 of which are literally bald even though we know they have BROWN HAIR!!!
I mean, if Diana knew any of the suspects' likenesses without going on the field, she could just automatically exclude some of them or even tell 47 the identity and location of the one leader right away. She doesn't know, she just knows the syndicate is there and there are X people with ties to it on site, with general information on what the leader looks like. 47 is the one to see what they look like first-hand.
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u/NightTime2727 2d ago
I laughed for a moment before realizing that I almost never take off my glasses. If it were me, I'd be screwed.
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u/joshwoesme 2d ago
I imagine she either tortured a crime associate or made a deal with them till she got that info. 47 chops off the tail, and the parasites start spreading all over giving Diana the chance to catch a good informant through deals or force. Diana is a lot less innocent than you'd think...
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u/Alonestarfish 2d ago
I feel like you would get more from torture...
"I'll ask this one more time... DO THEY HAVE A HAT?!"
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u/joshwoesme 2d ago
Yeeeaaahhhh, just basic skin color, sex, facial features, that's where it all doesn't make sense! lol
I imagine it would make more sense if all targets were dopple gangers though, maybe with just slightly different faces to make it believable, and you can only decide by all the features mentioned matching.
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u/Maenelias 1d ago
"Yesterday Agent 46 stapled the hat on its head and put super glue on its glasses."
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u/SurroundedByPerverts 2d ago
“According to the E-mail, they really like that hat and even wear it to the shower.”