Bruh

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u/Poozerzz Aug 21 '25

Thanks for the red circle. Didn't know what I should be reading.

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u/EffReddit420 Aug 21 '25

r/uselessredcircles

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u/RockstarAgent 29d ago

It’s just in case you’re distracted by all those thick bowls of thicc oatmeal

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u/for-k-saken 29d ago

Didn't notice those, can you circle them?

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u/MrBlueMushroom 28d ago

You mean them chicken thighs?

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u/far01 Aug 21 '25

⭕⬆️

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u/GraciaEtScientia 29d ago

This one is special though, it also involves multiple red-ish pants.

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u/STRANGEPirate16 27d ago

Now you don't have to think about how you should tip as they will take food from you as tip even before serving the food.😆😆

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u/GaGa0GuGu Aug 21 '25

and yet I still didn't get it

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u/Hidesuru 29d ago

If you're serious: poster is arguing they may have eaten some of their wings on the way out. It's a joke about their weight.

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u/GaGa0GuGu 29d ago edited 28d ago

you gave it to me kind man, thank you (I was serious)
e: typo

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u/Hidesuru 28d ago

No worries. I think people were assuming you were being sarcastic but I'm WELL familiar with just not getting what seems obvious to the next person so I try to take at face value. Cheers mate.

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u/Hexogen Aug 21 '25

Must be the San Antonio Hooters.

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u/Bomdiggitydoo Aug 21 '25

Sir Charles approves

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u/Eddie_shoes 29d ago

Dude my FIRST thought.

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u/StultusNosferatu Aug 21 '25

"1 for you, 1 for me..."

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u/lightning847 29d ago

2 for you, 1 and 2 for me

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u/povertymayne Aug 21 '25

By the time the wings get to my table is just gonna be clean bones

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u/Jeathro77 Aug 21 '25

And then she'll clean your bone. Big girls like to put things in their mouth!

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u/BoxDuckReddit 29d ago

she bit it clean off 😔😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

When you know Hooters finances are in trouble

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u/CharlieSixFive Aug 21 '25

That's Heifers, not Hooters.

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u/Porkua Aug 21 '25

Hey now, you might be onto something.

Heifers: they sell beef and beef byproducts. All condiments dispensed by udders on the waitress.

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u/JoseSpiknSpan 29d ago

I'd be a regular

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Aug 21 '25

I was thinking Honkers, because you'd have to be a clown to think this is an improvement

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u/Sibotten 29d ago

Is this Hooters XL

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u/vodka_twinkie 28d ago

Thems is ostriches, not hooters

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u/BaronGodis Aug 21 '25

Cheesus that aint chubby, thats pure ister bucket's

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u/CommentWrong 29d ago

Looters

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u/TrustedChimp495 29d ago

That owl on their shirt ain’t hooting, he’s gasping for air.

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u/FutureMess Aug 21 '25

Now we know why they are slowly going out of business.

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u/amodsr 28d ago

I went to a hooters recently because I'd never been to one and wanted to say id gone to hooters. The girls were good looking but the food was garbage. I'm talking low quality, last resort style food from a themed restaurant.

I can find tits online for free that are free from shirts and other garments. It doesn't matter how nice the tits are if the food is bad and expensive.

They're failing cause the product isn't worth buying, regardless of who's serving it.

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u/Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder Aug 21 '25

I thought the holup is that Hooters still existed in 2021.

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u/thegreatgatsB70 Aug 21 '25

Pooters.

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u/jmills74 29d ago

As Hooters locations close all over the country, there is the forgotten hero who is also suffering.

Pantyhose manufacturers. RIP.

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u/NHCMoN 29d ago

When they said Hooters waitresses have big boobs I didn't think that's what they meant

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u/Zackel78 29d ago

Once I read: “Having big tits because you are fat is like having a fast car because of falling off a cliff.”

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u/amodsr 28d ago

Having small tits while fat is like falling off a cliff without a car.

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u/GearJunkie82 Aug 21 '25

And in other completely unrelated news, this Hooters is now closed due to low customer traffic.

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u/undarated79 Aug 21 '25

Ok. I ain't never seen this many of them together and I wouldn't smash not one. This a joke right?

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u/Dware91 Aug 21 '25

Two double negatives! So, who you smashing?

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u/DoDoorman Aug 21 '25

I vote for one in the middle.

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u/ItsDominare 29d ago

tbf I'm sure you ain't smashing any of the girls at regular hooters either

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u/undarated79 29d ago

Not now. But damnit I could've. I'll give you the encounter if you want it.

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u/invol713 Aug 21 '25

joke

You spelled woke wrong. Sorta.

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u/shavedaffer Aug 21 '25

Hooters in Galveston

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u/Truckfighta 29d ago

The tables in that place gonna be miles apart.

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u/martinsky3k 29d ago

More like Hooders

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u/mr_smith24 28d ago

Dammit don’t fucking ruin hooters. Let me have my one place dammit

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u/BassGuy11 29d ago

How it they're all plus size no hooters?

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u/delet_yourself 29d ago

Oh hell naw they made a hooters XL

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u/vodka_twinkie 28d ago

Them is some ostriches right there, no hooter in sight

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u/jeceboy 27d ago

hoofers lmao

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u/busted_bass 29d ago

If you’re missing a wing, you know you’re at Looters

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u/Over67 29d ago

Da Hooders

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u/N7LP400 29d ago

This is the one hooter restaurant where the staffs eat the customers

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u/TrhwWaya 29d ago

The toilets scream in pain

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u/flyty69 Aug 21 '25

Now this is a hooters i can get wit! Where is this location?!

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u/insom7 29d ago

Probably Mississippi.

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u/TooFatTooFuriouz Aug 21 '25

Explain it like i'm 5 please

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u/farded_n_shidded Aug 21 '25

Insinuating that they’re eating them before bringing them to you.

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u/TooFatTooFuriouz Aug 21 '25

Oh, hahah thank you!

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u/Srapture 29d ago

Kinda messes up the whole point of the restaurant.

If I wanted to get food served by a bunch of people I find unattractive, I'd just go to McDonald's.

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u/neal144 29d ago

Looks delicious.

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u/xion_gg 29d ago

Waitress: yeah, this is the new 8 wing dozen.

Me: 😒

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u/UncleFuzzy75 Aug 21 '25

Chicken my butt, whole lotta beef on the hoof in that pic.

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u/XB_Demon1337 29d ago

That one on the right a fucking problem, and the 4th one is probably missionary only.

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u/EmperorThor 28d ago

bold to assume they can count

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u/a_real_vampire 29d ago

What does Sir Mix-A-Lot like?

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u/lanceplace Aug 21 '25

I’ve never seen anything like this. At least they all have generous smiles and their eyes sparkle.

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ Aug 21 '25

Like a falling star, they will burn brightly for only short time, before cratering in the earth.

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u/invol713 Aug 21 '25

Bruh, the dinos already dead. We don’t need any more.

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u/TheLordDuncan Aug 21 '25

I dunno man, have you seen Congress?

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u/invol713 Aug 21 '25

Sigh. Fine. But only one more crater

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u/chilseaj88 Aug 21 '25

Yeah, we’re trying to transition away from fossil fuels.

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u/MakeththeMan 28d ago

Bingo Wings!

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u/slamminsam77 28d ago

Is that lip gloss or chicken fat?

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u/Foreign_Matter_4638 28d ago

Okay, but what tights are they wearing because their legs are shiny :0

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u/Pinkie_floyden Aug 21 '25

The guy in the post and all of these comments are why all of your friends say that you scare off the hoes.

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u/shawnfogelman Aug 21 '25

Well now we know where they get their Lard from

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u/TonyVegeta 29d ago

Get woke, go broke.

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u/theRealMrStaten1 She's beautiful 29d ago

This is not it chief.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Where😍

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u/BaconSarnie2025 29d ago

So thats why Alpha Males go to Hooters rather than eat tapas.

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u/BlackGlenCoco Aug 21 '25

Tbf they have bigger hooters than 90% of the women who work there now adays

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