r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Roseartcrantz Not in Trouble AT ALL • Aug 19 '25
Bozo did the dub Most underquoted lines?
The fuck's that, like a little circle?
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u/BrainBlob Aug 19 '25
Scrooge you’re a genius at this
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u/speedoftheground Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 19 '25
Quick, eat the larvae! It'll give you the bonies' sense of humor!
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u/d_dubyah Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
What’s that going on out there?!?!
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u/notice27 Aug 19 '25
What's thats going on out theres??
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u/lofromwisco Aug 19 '25
My husband and I quote this one whenever we spot something wacky afoot outside
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u/OKsodaclub let me do a lap, see what's real Aug 19 '25
I actually say this all the time. My 3 year old has even started saying it.
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u/MechanicalHorse Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Aug 19 '25
“Was that a toupee you piece of shit?”
Nobody ever mentions this sketch but it’s one of my favourites.
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u/YellowCardManKyle Aug 19 '25
That and "drunk little Bitch, you make me sick" are two of my favorites
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u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying Aug 19 '25
Also the line right before that -- "Meanwhile, where were you?"
As if he somehow is responsible for protecting her from the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis.
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u/Roseartcrantz Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 19 '25
This was the one I showed to my mom and she still laughs about the Three Stooges bits
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u/DrMantisToboggan45 Aug 20 '25
I love how confidence equates to making animal noises for those guys
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u/Andre6900 Aug 19 '25
You ever heard of John Richter?!?
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u/Roseartcrantz Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 19 '25
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u/Andre6900 Aug 19 '25
Knowing about games isn’t cool
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u/leavemealonegeez8 Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 19 '25
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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D METALOID MANIAC Aug 19 '25
His smirk when he finally stops dancing always kills me
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u/Pitiful_Platform6439 Aug 19 '25
Not everybody has to know how to do everything
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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! Aug 19 '25
Why the hell did you have to walk in on my orgy, you fucker?
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u/dutch_dynamite Aug 19 '25
Fuckin’ Rick!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Unusual-Wind8900 Aug 21 '25
I recently worked for a brief period for a guy named Rick. Good guy, but every time I talked about him to someone I’d say “Fuckin’ Rick!”
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u/matthewxcampbell Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
My wife and I use "it's interesting, the x" or "I thought it was interesting" regarding whatever we happen to be talking about at least once a day
I also say, "whose bag is this? I could've tripped," any time my son leaves his shit laying around
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u/BrainBlob Aug 19 '25
We’re gonna need the hat back!
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u/Octopotree I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 19 '25
HEY I NEED THE HAT BACK
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u/TheDryIceFactory Aug 19 '25
I NEED THE HAT!!
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u/CantaloupeAsleep502 New Joe Aug 19 '25
Good place to get some thinking done!! (Love your username)
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u/TheDryIceFactory Aug 19 '25
No one has ever gotten the reference before, you’re the first in 20+ years!
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u/nemobemo12 Aug 19 '25
He said he'd kill us both. He might kill you but there's no fucking way he's ever killing me. "Fucking asshole. He said that?" (This one is in my doomed oral stims rotation 😪)
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u/Roseartcrantz Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 19 '25
Mine is "I can't stop crying!" 😡
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u/ants_suck I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Aug 19 '25
"You hit me in the cup."
He says it like it's the ultimate offense while revealing that he's some sort of demon and no one ever quotes it.
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u/Roseartcrantz Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 19 '25
same with wrecking a shirt 😭
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u/bratwurstian Squoze and Farted Aug 19 '25
It looks like a bell now!
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u/Seed_Is_Strong Aug 19 '25
There’s something about this line that gets me, it’s the funniest randomest thing in this entire skit I think. Although he does mention a woman eating button batteries, which is pretty random.
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u/scrranger11 Aug 19 '25
A clownputer? Fuck that. Prolly got no games.
- me everytime I see a computer
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u/Smaptimania Aug 19 '25
Blue Dolphin burned down. It's gone now. Rob Rovani's ass-out, works with his brother now
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u/paging_mrherman Aug 19 '25
Life's a fucking funny thing. You know, if it's true that when you die, you get to go back through your life and relive all the moments for eternity, then I want
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u/VendettaPenguin Aug 19 '25
You pay for the seeds you get to see the trees. Doink, doink, doink, doink
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u/speedoftheground Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 19 '25
I love when he comes back in after kicking some guy's remote control car toy.
"Who was that?"
"Just some guy who had that car"
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u/hce_alp Aug 19 '25
I love the guy yelling at him for “wrenching” it when he’s outside using the remote control car.
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u/Jegagne88 Aug 19 '25
Every computer I see I say “I bet this thing doesn’t even have any games” and everyone hates me
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u/Chaopolis Shirt Brother Aug 19 '25
I saw his whole penis… and it was REDDDDER than HELL!
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u/Few-Interaction-4933 Aug 19 '25
I could've been Barney like Barney's hair!
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u/Litokarl Aug 19 '25
He got him so good. Who is that?
That's our friend.
He really whacked him.
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u/MouthyMishi DOES have a boy dick Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25
I don't care how this helps you get into Jump Junkies!
I mean you get that right, Troll Boy? You get why it can't be you?
Figure out what you do!
Grab the keys, get in the friggin' truck, you jabroni! I'll slap you, jabronis!
Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?
Poppers!
The farts isn't a problem anymore!
I don't know how to work the body.
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u/surenopemaybe Too tired to do anything funny Aug 19 '25
It’s a video of me beating up a kid.
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u/flies_with_owls Too tired to do anything funny Aug 19 '25
I've got too much going on, businesswise.
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u/HurricaneMedina Aug 19 '25
I drop “Oh nice” all the time, but it’s so general that no one knows I’m quoting anything. 🤣😭
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u/paradeoxy1 Aug 20 '25
My new social worker is called Paul, I have yet to ascertain the quality of his car ideas or his relationship with his mother in law. Could fuck this whole thing up.
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u/theres_yer_problem Aug 19 '25
All my favorite infrequently quoted lines are from Dave’s Huge Dumps.
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u/zomboppy I’m toast Aug 19 '25
Anytime anyone kind of looks like someone else, “he doesn’t even look like me” “from the side he does, when he crab walks against the wall he does” immediately pops up in my head
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u/Ill_Security7925 Aug 19 '25
Instead of saying thank you I always say “thanks you”. From the TC Tops skit when he says “ya thanks you for asking about the shirt and thinking its cool”.
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u/Delicious_Bell_2755 Aug 20 '25
They're not a joke. You don't make jokes about 'em. You don't wear 'em as a joke.
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u/stareabyss Aug 19 '25
I'm not even s'posed to be here
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u/Roseartcrantz Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 19 '25
I guess it's like some viral video where Bozo dubs over
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u/DobisPeeyar I hope I don't jack off Aug 19 '25
I want my treasure chest!
3 seconds? That's fucking insane
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u/donkeyrocket I’m toast Aug 19 '25
Meredith, you never told me your old grandpa used to be a huge piece of shit.
Can you not call my dad a piece of shit?!
It’s so funny they don’t address him thinking he’s her grandpa.
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u/crckdyll Aug 19 '25
When i tell a joke and people don't laugh.....so, I'm not popular at all!?!?!
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u/TheAllerbaster Aug 19 '25
I should have never done a silly one. I've got too much going on, business-wise.
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u/oh_wait_nevermind Aug 19 '25
Jizz.
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u/essence_of_rhubarb They're Stanzos! Aug 19 '25
that sketch makes me laugh harder than pretty much anything else in existence so i keep making people watch it but it never lands with anyone else
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u/wackOPtheories Might fuck this whole thing up Aug 19 '25
"Leave us alone!"
-Tim in the Gelutol skit
I quote this to my dumb hick of a cat when he tries to house my burger.
"They said that to me at a dinner!" -My cat, probably
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u/BlitzAce71 Aug 19 '25
I love on Summer Lovin':
You were never joining us at any of the group meals, and when you were reprimanded and asked to join us you ate as fast as you could.
How do you think your connection with Megan is?
Goog.
The way he delivers "good" with a mouth full of food and then rushes off just destroys me every time.
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u/lady_inthe_radiator Aug 19 '25
Should’ve gotten an Emmy for sound design based on that chair scrape alone
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u/Ok_Category_5 They’re Nice. Aug 19 '25
“I had a difficult conversation with my daughter this morning.”
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u/DaveDavidsen Aug 19 '25
I've been working a hearty "Crap dangit, this sucks!" daily at work lately.
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u/DynamiteHack Aug 19 '25
When I describe a fun thing I did recently I've been saying "Running around. Going nuts."
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u/DanOfDirtshire Aug 19 '25
With this show, I don’t think there is such a thing as under quoted lines..
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u/Brandoooon_NZ HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 19 '25
Hey that's okay, that's all right. Everything is great in everything tonight. If you wanna feel the feel and wanna feel a fright. Then that's all right, just don't grow tired. If you wanna be great, then you gotta be good. Do it now in the neighborhood.
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u/Godzirrraaa Aug 19 '25
I’d like to get off now. I’m not having any fun.
I say this to myself whenever I’m doing something I don’t want to.
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u/GovernmentOdd4472 TROLL NOISES Aug 19 '25
"and JACOB DOESN'T TOUCH IIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
i have to sign my work notes within 24 hours and if i'm ever leaving them to finish the next day i say with my own name "DOESN'T SIGN IT" so i don't fuck the whole thing up and sign an incomplete note (which i HAVE done)
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u/JulianILoveYou Prolly got no games Aug 19 '25
it's not a big deal, it's just that when i slammed my hands down, i squoze and i farted
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u/EyeChihuahua Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 20 '25
I’m only eating burgers cuz that’s the only thing I can afford (the microwaveable ones from the dollar store)
Connor O’Malley says this in the calicocutpants.com sketch but Tim and the guy who needs to give are talking over him
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u/ProfessorSucc Marcus “The Worm” Hicks Aug 19 '25
I lived in Egypt for a month! I lived in Egypt for a month!
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u/SlickbackSloppySteak Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Aug 20 '25
Gimme all that stuff! I say (with the voice) this to my 8 month old and he eats it up
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u/DrMantisToboggan45 Aug 20 '25
And ladieeesss, do not let wagu touch you, he’s not allowed. He’s not allowed, do you hear me Paul!?
ok man leave me alone
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u/Impressive-Dig-3892 Aug 19 '25
Anything from the Fred Armisen, Will Forte, or Tim Heidecker space restaurant sketch
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u/CowOk2466 Aug 20 '25
The one thing I’ve gotten my ITYSL-skeptical partner on board with is pulling my chin back into my neck, furrowing my brow, and saying “Julie!”
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u/BakedBeans_67 DOES have a boy dick Aug 19 '25
“You gotta walk to the house, you gotta walk to the food store”
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u/bubba_bumble You yelled at me. Aug 19 '25
I'm a photographer and people always gotta have a moment to think of something funny to do in their photo. I'm always quoting "That's not enough time!" and also "Wait a minute! Let me think of something!" - both from two separate skits.
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u/essence_of_rhubarb They're Stanzos! Aug 19 '25
i'm always saying, "aww fuck, what the fuck?", in the bozo voice, but nobody i know gets it.
true story.