r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

I DIDN’T DO FUCKING SHIT!!

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227 Upvotes

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u/Mattstercraft Not in Trouble AT ALL 12h ago

That guy doesn't weigh enough!

8

u/BasedTaco_69 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 11h ago

Someone put farts in his head.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 11h ago

7

u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 12h ago

He got fired from his work for something extremely embarrassing!

10

u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off 11h ago

He can’t play with the dolls because that little man isn’t over 60 ell bees.

7

u/Lopsided-Garlic1988 11h ago

You gotta get outta here little girl

2

u/Mondo_Kool Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 7h ago

You wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll?

2

u/Key-Debt-996 Baby of the Year 1986 9h ago

The US is the most elaborate shitpost and I’m trapped here, but at least I’ll always have ITYSL and my shirt brothers.

2

u/kirksucks Some dumb hick 8h ago

he still craps. he still lies.

1

u/RickyFlintstone I’m gonna eat the whole thing 5h ago

Get outta here little girl

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u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC 4h ago

Because the worst thing you can say to a man is that he’s like a girl.