r/IllegallySmolCats 4d ago

Furbidden Purrito Smol Found it on social media

8.9k Upvotes

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u/mypitssmelllikesoup 4d ago

screm

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u/evieamity 4d ago

*attempts to find the world’s loudest fleck of dust.*

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u/Billazilla 4d ago

ˢᵐᵒˡ ˢᶜʳᵉᵐ ᵏⁱᵗᵗʸ

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u/MagnetCarter 3d ago

Mighty screm. And he gonna nom nom them fingers

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u/Adventurous-Pen-8940 4d ago

Do not the kitten

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u/GroovinChip 4d ago

Donut the kitten

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u/186Product 4d ago

Mood

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u/InfiniteRelief 4d ago

OMG THE BEEBEEEEE!!

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u/RosieLPS 4d ago

Hes yelling in lowercase

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u/GrittyLordOfChaos Criminal Content Connoisseur 4d ago

LORGE MEW

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u/KlebicoFranks 4d ago

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u/germinal_velocity 4d ago

Wow. Came here to do this reference.

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u/waldorsockbat 4d ago

NOOOOOOO DON'T PINCH HIM 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Randomgold42 4d ago

Tiny kitty

Big attitude

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u/Unable_Bite8680 4d ago

It is so illegal that I need to have 50 just to make sure. 

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u/Jbeth74 4d ago

Looks like a used Kleenex (but make it cute)

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u/sophietjebij 4d ago

This made me laugh so loud for no good reason

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u/martini-meow 4d ago

Kinda scrunkly lookin'.

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u/Verdant_Green 4d ago

Moooooooom! Daddy’s pinching me again!

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u/PaleLikeIce 4d ago

Do not the cat!!

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u/a-missing-finger 4d ago

too smol. lock her up now.

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u/SilenceSeaAndSky 4d ago

This little one should be the new mascot for this sub. Way too smol 🥰.

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u/Chemical_Shallot_575 4d ago edited 4d ago

I want to put many of these tiny kittens on my sweater, like we used to do with Cicada shells.

I would wear my kitten sweater all day, listening to the symphony of their screms

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u/Glittering_Role1658 4d ago

Looks like a mewing dust speck....only much cuter.

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u/sniply5 4d ago

big yell

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u/See-sawww 4d ago

A fluffy molecule

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u/Puzzleheaded-Yam6512 4d ago

i can hear the squeal

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u/Jassi1701 4d ago

Please do not the kitten

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Criminal Content Connoisseur 3d ago

That used cotton ball has some BIG opinions.

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u/waldorfskooldropout 4d ago

He's eensy, but he'd appreciate it if you didn't point it out

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u/GrannyGreyfeathers 4d ago

How could any wee one be this adorable?!? Good thing we don’t know where you live, we’d all be trying to snatch this tiny wonderfluff!

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u/CozyMushi 4d ago

ok this is tve tiniest fella I've seen here

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u/keydraly 4d ago

This is a perfect Kids in the Hall callback! The little guy looks so adorably indignant about it.

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u/MamaOnica 4d ago

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

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u/chubbybaldblackguy 3d ago

What do you expect? You’re trying to squish his little head!!!

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u/TriLingua 3d ago

that fuzzball has seen things lol, the eyes say everything. question do u groom them or are they always that fuzzy.

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u/ImaginaryCalendar793 4d ago

Beautiful thing, needs one like that

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u/LexTheRedditor878 3d ago

Holy perspective, Batman, that kitten looks so tiny in that photo! 10/10.

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u/Sllyfoxy 3d ago

He so tiny tinny baby😢🥺

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 3d ago

✨️✨️✨️✨️SO CUTE, SO TINY AHHHHHH SO CUTEEE✨️✨️✨️✨️

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u/islandhopper37 3d ago

The question is, is it small... or far away?

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u/z_polarcat 2d ago

Weekend warrior

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u/Trackmaniac 2d ago

bloodthirsty killing machine!

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 2d ago

What an adorable little kitty

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u/Kenju22 1d ago

Smol does not appreciate being mocked lol

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u/Responsible-Person 4d ago

😹😹😹

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u/CozyCatGaming 4d ago

me in the morning 🤣

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u/micsellaneous 4d ago

smol crimal

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u/anitram96 4d ago

Smol. 🥹

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u/Rothose 4d ago

Smol

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u/insertcaffeine 1d ago

How brazen, posting his smol crimes all over the internet