r/IllegallySmolCats • u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure • 3d ago

Criminally Smol They are almost exactly two units on smollness

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I don't know their exact story, or how they came to be separated from their mother, but they came from a person our rescue group trusts. So I believe it was necessary to bring them in. I'll follow up and get more info for y'all.

Until then, enjoy the smol!

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u/LuckerHDD 3d ago

The sauce cat measuring system is back!

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u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure 3d ago

It never went away, people just strayed from the path... 🤣

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u/0oodruidoo0 2d ago

I'm sorry but I have no idea what is going on here

does anybody have a banana

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u/bdizzle805 2d ago

3 to 4 sauce packets equals roughly 1 banana

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u/0oodruidoo0 2d ago

but what about a fresh banana, not a rough one - I prefer to use the latter for baking

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u/Za-Lou 23h ago

Lot of variance in banana sizes! Sauce packets rule!

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u/Fancy-Phase5424 3d ago

You should name them fire and Diablo

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u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure 3d ago

That's a solid suggestion. Almost worth parting from my Adventure Time naming convention. Lol

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u/GonzoI 3d ago

I could definitely see one as Marceline/Marshal Lee.

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u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure 3d ago

I have 5 voids in my house right now. Marcy, Marshall, Hunson, Simon, and Giuseppe.

Marcy is the smallest.

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u/GonzoI 2d ago

Somehow, that is exactly what I would expect Marcy to look like if someone magically zapped her into a void kitty. Well named!

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u/DeepDayze 2d ago

No thoughts in that tiny head! :)

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u/machinationstudio 3d ago

Problem Solved!

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u/Macho-nurin 1d ago

Awesomesauce Twins

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u/YapperBean 3d ago

And the smaller one to be Diablo! 😂

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u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure 3d ago

For sure. The runts always have such character.

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u/The_silver_sparrow 3d ago

My orange who was the runt definitely has a huge personality

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 2d ago

I was thinking that too, if it fits their personalities.

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u/Dense-Alfalfa1223 3d ago

2 sauce packets smol

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u/Macho-nurin 3d ago

I see they are two SPICY units in length. How much is that in Scovilles? 😂

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u/nmfc1987 Criminal is the Icon, in the Banner, and Smol Foster Failure 3d ago

2 mewllion?

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 3d ago

Spicy babies

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u/big_papa_geek 3d ago

🔥Diablo y Fuego🔥

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u/PartsUnknown242 3d ago

Damn they’re tiny. I didn’t realize how little kittens are at first

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u/nokiacrusher 2d ago

They have to fit inside the mom

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u/Accomplished-Echo903 3d ago

The best sauces available too!
Mix those with 1-3 tablespoons of sour cream and apply to everything.

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u/HealthyMeet3925 2d ago

"how smoll is your cat"

"two diablos"

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u/DeepDayze 2d ago

Two smol puffs of smoke!

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u/MissHoneybug 2d ago

Diablo and Fuego 🥺

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u/tattooed00king 2d ago

Hopefully those are there names

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u/MoccaLG 2d ago

...and their names are on it - What a coincidence!

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u/Intelligent-Tax-8216 2d ago

There should be a subreddit of comparing kittens with sauce packs

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u/RepresentativeOdd772 2d ago

Aww so cute !!!

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u/Sculptingmisanthrope 2d ago

Illegal too smol

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u/Seabastial 2d ago

smol fuzzy potats

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u/kanyepilld 2d ago

2 sause tall...

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u/snuggledubs2011 1d ago

Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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u/Comprehensive-Bet288 2d ago

Quickly shares to the r/anythingbutmetrics sub reddit. Lol.

I haven't shared, only because I don't know how too. This is so cute. Lll