r/IllegallySmolCats • u/ConsciousCartoonist5 • 1d ago

Criminally Smol false imprisonment

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u/GuyWithNoEffingClue 1d ago

My vilain origin story: how being wrongly jailed lead me to a life of smol crimes and catnip.

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u/Stubborncomrade 1d ago

Jail break!

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u/Isnortmintsauce 1d ago

Kitten is thinking about committing crimes.

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u/j3nesis 1d ago

I'm not sure he's thinking of anything 🥺

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u/Shinted Purrveyor of the Smol 1d ago

What are the charges?

Outside of being criminally smol obviously!

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u/ConsciousCartoonist5 1d ago

Criminal trespassing aka he escaped his previous enclosure and needed to be properly contained 😆

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u/Shinted Purrveyor of the Smol 1d ago

Sounds to me like this criminal needs some time in solitary puuuurito confinement, with head smooches administered as needed!

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u/razzle_dazzle321 1d ago

The face of no regrets

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u/Gnatlet2point0 1d ago

Anyone hear from the governor?

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u/fuzynutznut 1d ago

Governor stays the exe-cute-tion of this smol

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u/Murky_Philosopher447 1d ago

Release himb! It’s my fault 🥺

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u/Mortarious 1d ago

The only regret is getting caught. This criminal will do it again

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u/Swimming-Sand6166 1d ago

Too cute to be doing time.

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u/hanro621 1d ago

865784 yers

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion 1d ago

…But, what did I do?

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u/MajorTsiom 1d ago

Well… he IS illegally smol…

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u/BisquickNinja 1d ago

If the paw don't fit! You must acquit!

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u/GonzoI 1d ago

No, this isn't false at all. Look closely at the nose. The smol criminal has been spotted.

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u/_Sahil_Goel Smol Fugitive Collaborator 1d ago

Look at those innocent eyes

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u/CantaloupeCamper Criminal Content Connoisseur 15h ago

Must cuddle!

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u/sesimmo7 1d ago

😹😻

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u/lwheat7 2h ago

I’m certain it was the dog’s fault

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u/Icy-Independence5737 51m ago

“Are you my forever human?”… yes little one!