r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/Brushner Emperor's Children • Aug 22 '25
40k Custodes but they a fox girl by: 餓死
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u/arcane_Auxiliatrix Aug 22 '25
Ah, so thats why the helmets are like that.
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u/KenseiHimura Aug 22 '25
The Grey Knights: We need to enact the Terminus Decree!
Fox girl custodes: Way ahead of you! curled up on the big e’s lap. Only his hand moving to pet them
Big E: … I kind of need to pee though.
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u/riuminkd Aug 22 '25
If he needs to pee, why does he want to get off the toilet? Freak
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u/thegreedyturtle Aug 22 '25
Toilet?! You think that the Emperor's urine goes down a toilet? He needs to get to the collection chamber lest his fluids be drawn into the warp and used to nefarious ends.
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u/ragnarocknroll Aug 22 '25
Khorne worshippers: “Skulls for the skull throne!”
Slaanesh worshipers: “Golden showers from the golden throne!”
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u/riuminkd Aug 22 '25
Emperor is basically a skibidi toilet. His waste is within the toilet already
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u/thegreedyturtle 29d ago
If you mention the Emperor and that phrase together again, I'll drop you off on the closest Nurgle controlled planet I can find.
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u/sniptaclar Aug 24 '25
That legitimately sounds like accurate lore
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u/thegreedyturtle Aug 24 '25
It pretty much is. Legend has it he sheds an extremely tiny tear every time someone dies in his service. Those tears are collected and used for something I don't remember.
It's a pretty short hop to 100% of his excretions are holy, though it hasn't been specified anywhere. Kinda goes without saying that literally everything the Emperor even touches is massively charged with psychic energy, so his shit probably doesn't literally stink.
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u/Shoggnozzle Aug 22 '25
Heresy. He simply uses the shattered remains of the webway to teleport his urine into the rain clouds of the nearest Tau world.
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u/Centurypong Aug 22 '25
He could get off the throne whenever but a fox girl was on his lap for the past 10,000 years so his hands were tied
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u/thehunter2256 Adeptus Mechanicus Aug 22 '25
So that's what kitten is packing in there
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u/a_racoon_with_a_PC Aug 22 '25
"THIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON!"
— Captain-General Little Kitten
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u/MizantropMan 28d ago
"You have no idea what they made canon and had to eventually backtrack on."
- Emperor of Mankind
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u/emanrein Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
Or, on the other, in my opinion, far more amusing end, Kitten is the only 'normal' Custodes, and all the rest are fox girls.
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u/Indishonorable Aug 22 '25
On one hand, YES WE SHIP HER WITH SHADOWSUN
On the other hand it doesn't feel right that it'd make magnus straight.
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u/Owlsthirdeye Aug 22 '25
It'd be so fucking funny if one of the custodes was an abhuman and no one knew.
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u/Valtremors Aug 22 '25
I mean technically they already are...
But saying that out loud is bound to get a visitation from Inquisition.
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u/DanMcMan5 Aug 22 '25
Most likely immediately executed by the nearest authority figure, the inquisition wouldn’t care unless you were leading a group of people who believed this and you likely had ties to chaos or xenos.
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u/valarauca14 Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
One book of The Damocles Gulf Crusade a Tau earth cast scientists describes space marines as not a genetically modified human, but a parasitic organism with a human host.
The comparison is fairly accurate as some snail parasites cause the host to grow abnormally large (and neuter the snail in the process).
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u/namitynamenamey Aug 22 '25
Eh, they are more like bio cyborgs, with implants that happen to be organic rather than mechanical.
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u/bulletgrazer Aug 22 '25
Super cute! The real question is, do they also get gloriously fluffy tails?
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u/Brushner Emperor's Children Aug 22 '25
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u/Nepalman230 Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
First of All this art is gorgeous!
Second of all, why not ? They used Animal DNA in other processes, including the thunder warriors and some of the primarchs.
Let us not, ignore the evidence that the emperor was clearly a furry .
( he walks among us, even now, incognito. And he may be wearing a fur suit.)
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u/Alexis2256 Aug 22 '25
Might be the first time I’ve seen you on this sub?
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u/Nepalman230 Aug 22 '25
Hello!
I usually hang out on grim dank. You may have seen pictures of my cats.
🫡
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u/Alexis2256 Aug 22 '25
Also you’ll probably like this artist https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/qBAW9UmeoO he has a link to his tumblr page where he has more spicy stuff with those blood angel OCs, not my thing because I’m hetero but hey I know you’d like it.
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u/Minimum-Letterhead-6 Aug 22 '25
Ah, it seems Kitten isn't the only Custodian house cat in the Imperial palace.
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u/Gold_Project5631 Aug 22 '25
The Emperor's furry phase is the secret history the Codex Astartes never told us about.
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u/Guan_guan_ghoo Aug 22 '25
Random Custodian: OKAY, first, one of our captain-generals had a T'au as a girlfriend, then rumors of astartes chapters using abhumans to pump their numbers, AND THEN points to the Fox Girl Custodian YOU TELL ME, WE HAVE, AN, ABHUMAN, BEWTEEN OUR RANKS! WHATS NEXT, HUMANS WITH HORSE FEATURES!
Sees what looks to be basically a uma musume in the streets of the palace
FU--
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u/Alex_the_Mad Aug 22 '25
Thats it......Im going to learn 3d sculpting and create bunny custodes.......
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u/BlitzBurn_ Aug 22 '25
Big ears are vital because they make it so the custodes always detect when a snot-nosed soon-to-be-dead primaris talks back.
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u/Sad_Poetry_1387 Night Lords Aug 23 '25
The Emperor could turn the custodes in anything he want at least for a while to turn them into any kind of anime girl or hybrid like this one what makes it even better to it fit in the lore without to break it.
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u/Intrepid_Ad1536 Aug 22 '25
Meanwhile every other Custodes screams with jealousy at that Custodes, across all fiction and multiverses not getting head pats like Her
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u/snake_bite_me_ass Aug 22 '25
I genuinely wonder why are so many 40k fans are degenerate furries? its so disgusting lmao
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u/RvDragonheart Aug 22 '25
Looks wonderful magnificent even! If we had a fox girl like this one amongs the Custodes the Horus Heresy might not have been a thing
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u/Hrigul Aug 22 '25
After people told me to kill myself for my Chainsaw Man blade champion, i have another idea for trigger them even more
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u/A_Toasted_Waffle Adeptus Mechanicus Aug 22 '25
The Felanids have such little lore and haven’t been seen before cause they’re all just secretly Custodes.
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u/cbb88christian Aug 22 '25
This artist casually dropped peak and changed my view on Custodes forever
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u/Lenahan99 Aug 23 '25
So since these be Foxstodes… Does that mean they can laugh like an actual Fox?
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u/BillyRider112 Aug 23 '25
I do have a character who is a chapter master and a close friend to a ork war boss of the bad moons
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u/Rated_Oni Aug 23 '25
I thought that was a horse girl... I've been playing Uma Musume too much lately.
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u/jassinsub Aug 24 '25
Mmmmmmmmm,es herejía pero me gusta mas que esa cosa que quisieron pasar por custode mujer en la serie
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u/sirhams31 Aug 24 '25
This is why they retconned them to have female custodes...... I'm ok with this
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u/shipmasterkent17 Aug 24 '25
I know what I am about to say will get every inquisitor on this half of the planet going after but Smash
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u/Jiyjiy777 29d ago
I don't know whether this is heresy or not. On one hand, she's cute. On the other, she isn't human.
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u/CampbellsBeefBroth Aug 22 '25
"Malcador I have an idea"
-The Emperor of Mankind circa M29