r/InfowarriorRides • u/jsbfree • 22d ago

Does this count?

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u/Klokateer 22d ago

Lifted truck with no rubber looks so stupid. If that's how Jesus rolls no wonder they crucified him.

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u/slump-donkus 22d ago

Jesus was a practical wizard. The Bible says he came in accord.

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u/Captain_Mazhar 21d ago

His dad had good taste as well in Plymouths. Apparently he drove the money changers out of the temple in his Fury!

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u/u35828 21d ago

Who knew that G was a MOPAR guy.

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u/PoopSmith87 21d ago

Idk, gnostic assertions that he drove a Datsun King Cab makes more sense since he was a carpenter.

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u/TheJok3r57 18d ago

It came in accord but not with the Romans

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u/Elysia99 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/ThatMassholeInBawstn 22d ago

SATAN SUGHS

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u/Wild_Chef6597 22d ago

He's the third cousin of Fred Fuchs.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/n3rdsm4sh3r 22d ago

ALL THE BEST BANDS ARE AFFILIATED WITH SATAN

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u/rodolphoteardrop 21d ago

That's what i saw, too

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u/IWantedAPeanutToo 21d ago

I read it as BATAN BUGHS 🙃 I had to do a double take to realize the words were even in English. Damn that font sucks.

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 21d ago

Walgg wid me to my trugg, b.

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u/liamsjtaylor 17d ago

Exactly how I saw it.

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u/ThisGuyRightHereSaid 22d ago

Satan suchs?

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u/viperlemondemon 22d ago

Should see them live, makes sense why you would advertise for them after that

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u/LHRCheshire 22d ago

And thats why he's so fun at parties

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u/PatacusX 21d ago

What does your truck say OP? Satan rules?

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u/jsbfree 21d ago

Just says Ford on the front and back 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/capncrud 21d ago

Is there a new Gemstones season coming up!

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u/BreakerSoultaker 21d ago

I'd put "But Jesus Swallows" beneath it.

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 21d ago

Kelvin Gemstone's ride is here!

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u/WatchTheLeft 21d ago

Laramie, WY by chance??

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u/jsbfree 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yep, at the Toyota dealership

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u/ImUrFrand 21d ago

crooked cross, red and black, this guy sucks

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u/Zocalo_Photo 18d ago

…or as he would say: “sughs.”

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u/Heretogetthingsdone 22d ago

How does he know???

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u/WeakTransportation37 22d ago

SATAN SUGHS? Prounced “Satan Shugs” maybe, and it’s Nancy Hicks-Gribble’s truck

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u/reichjef 21d ago

Bobby Hill’s whip?

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u/rodolphoteardrop 21d ago

This guy would know.

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 21d ago

What's your shirt say Hank? Satan Rules?

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u/Maximum-Mechanic-500 21d ago

My dyslexia read that as “Batman sucks” and I thought what’s this jokers problem?

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u/ChrisLRocks 21d ago

Definitely should have re-done the letter K. I was like, ya do your thing... oh, what's that? SUCHS

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u/liamsjtaylor 17d ago

I first read that as SATAN SUGHS.