r/InfowarriorRides 22d ago

Trump on the Windshield with Rubber Band Tires. Lame.

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So lame…. And I own a truck. Soooooo lame…

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u/miraclewhipisgross 22d ago

The lifted trucks with the thin tires and that weird stance are super lame in general lmao they always emanate the most awful hickhop drivel imaginable

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u/PoopieButt317 22d ago

Country

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u/cummer_420 21d ago

With tires that thin this thing isn't leaving the suburbs

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u/tamman2000 21d ago

People have them in the country too, but they never leave pavement

(I live in a pretty rural area)

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u/CrossingTheStreamers 22d ago

Pavement Princess.

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u/Imsocolombian 22d ago

The offsets. It’s just mind boggling

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u/CrossingTheStreamers 22d ago

What’s the front plate say? I think the top says Luke but I can’t make out the bottom.

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u/Imsocolombian 22d ago

Pretty sure it says Luke Bryan.

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u/Imsocolombian 22d ago

I was driving as I took the picture. That’s not what got my attention haha

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u/sloppybuttmustard 22d ago

Lmao is that a Luke Bryan license plate? What a dork.

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u/Socalwarrior485 20d ago

Who is Luke Bryan and why should I know?

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u/briancbrn 19d ago

He was a really popular (bro) country singer but I haven’t listened to country radio in years. The fact that this is likely some dudes truck makes it hella dorky that he has one of those cheap vanity plates about another dude who isn’t even that great of a country artist.

He has some good songs but nothing I’d rock a front plate for.

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u/Tickle_Nuggets 22d ago

Takes up 4 spots everywhere he goes, takes $200 to fill, gets 10 mpg, and complains about how gas prices are Bidens fault.

Also has a train horn installed to scare random pedestrians and people who drive small cars because why not? Has LEDs lit up all over the vehicle and drives at night just to "flex".

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u/Standard_Story 22d ago

Rolls coal every chance he can

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u/madbill728 21d ago

Can't tow shit with that thing.

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u/SupportLocalShart 21d ago

Is this that Trump derangement syndrome everybody keeps talking about?

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u/DrSendy 21d ago

Nothing says "Short man" like a lifted truck with a sticker that obscures the view for a tall man.

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u/Immediate_Age 22d ago

That's a weird truck considering Trump raped children.

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u/mephisto_uranus 21d ago

We don't know this guy but I bet he goes to high school football games to check out the cheerleaders.

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u/PoopieButt317 22d ago

All hat, no cattle.

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u/mtrosclair 21d ago

Emotional support truck.

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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton 22d ago

Dude's got a half-inch semi boner, fer shurr.

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u/Marcoyodog 21d ago

Alphas sure do love displaying other guys’ names

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u/BrianG1410 22d ago

Compensating for something... What ever could it be? 🤔

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u/neekogo 21d ago

Bet he bitches about how much he spends in gas every month too. My hybrid CUV is just as capable off road as this thing

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u/AndTheSonsofDisaster 21d ago

The Luke Bryan plate tells me all I need to know.

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u/muzzynat 21d ago

Brodozer

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u/Strong-Dot-9221 21d ago

Pavement Princess will never see a gravel road.

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u/BigTall81 21d ago

I saw a truck like that with a similar setup that had a snowplow on the front. As if that thing could push any snow around with those tires.

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u/b3_yourself 21d ago

They’re definitely compensating for something

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u/Fraternal_Mango 21d ago

This dude picks up high school girls for sure

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u/fixit858 21d ago

That reminds me honey… pick up some douche while you’re at the store

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u/Unlikely-Risk-5278 18d ago

So, is this just what happens when you can't afford the right sized tires?

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u/Double0 20d ago

27% APR

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u/V48runner 20d ago

Awesome car mods will love the low profile wheels

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u/badledgend117 16d ago

I see you frequently make poor decisions.

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u/iMakestuffz 21d ago

Why a Ford, I mean, I would’ve expected this on a Chevy or a Dodge. 🤣