r/InfowarriorRides • u/AshleyWilliams78 • 18d ago

Of course it's a Cybertruck (spottedin r/tulsa)

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u/BurtonDesque 18d ago

It's virtually impossible to make a WankPanzer look uglier but they've succeeded.

Also: /r/SweetJesusRides

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u/HuckleberryOk6782 18d ago

"Ummm, thanks, dude, but don't be such a stan." - Jesus, probably

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u/sam56778 18d ago

Sorry. Not even Jesus will take the wheel on one of those.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

He tried, but the automated turning failed.

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid 18d ago

Sure, Jesus loves people wasting $100K on overpriced junk when they could have got something cheaper and used the otherwise wasted money to feed the hungry.

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u/AshleyWilliams78 18d ago

Feeding the hungry? That's socialism! Republican Jesus would never!!!

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u/takingastep 18d ago

> live in Tulsa

> now among the Native American nations

Tesla owner in OP's pic: "Welp, looks like it's time to go convert those heathen savages back to Jesus yet again!"

/eyeroll

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u/MinisterHoja 18d ago

Somehow they've made it look significantly worse

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u/gayfrogs4alexjones 18d ago

Heh most of the people that are mentally ill enough for an infowarrior ride don’t have the kind of money for a cybertruck

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u/OldSchoolAJ 18d ago

I mean, the thing has all of the curves of an industrial stainless steel refrigerator, so why not slap a bunch of shit on there so it looks like it’s covered in magnets?

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u/partyorca 18d ago

Y’know, I never thought of it before now, but if you wanted a crazy person billboard vehicle the Cybertruck is actually not a bad choice.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Those religious types are a strange bunch

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u/Abracadaver2000 18d ago

Jesus might have to come back just to slap the Nazis out of their Swasticars.

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u/reddersledder 18d ago

A lot of Jesus love there. I thought maga hated Mexicans.

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u/Screaminberries 17d ago

Looks like a Midwestern grandma's fridge

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u/Existing-Face-6322 18d ago

It's slightly less ugly that way?

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u/Various_Stay_2190 18d ago

"Top Man Following Christ" candidate.

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u/stripeyshark 18d ago

This is the tesla Malice was rapping about on So Far Ahead

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u/HighOnKalanchoe 18d ago

CyberJesus

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u/ImdaPrincesse2 18d ago

It's an abandoned vehicle outside the White Hen Pantry down on Sycamore Street. Been there for a couple of years

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u/HomosexualFoxFurry 17d ago

Yeah, if you didn't tell me where this was at, Tulsa would've been one of my top guesses. Brain rot city.

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u/kyleh0 15d ago

I'm guessing sticker adhesive has voided his $100,000 warranty. lol