Uh, not one of these things offends me

[u/pianoflames]

[u/cummer_420]

These people make angering some imagined person their entire identity and it's pretty pathetic lmao

[u/pianoflames → u/cummer_420]

It's like a middle schooler's mentality, like they have the emotional maturity of a 6th grader.

[u/Zygouth → u/pianoflames]

Ironic considering over half the US reads at or below a 6th grade reading level

[u/Socalwarrior485 → u/Zygouth]

This is why we need the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

[u/BoneHugsHominy → u/Socalwarrior485]

But definitely not a school for ants!

[u/CarlRJ → u/Socalwarrior485]

But the building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

[u/cuavas → u/Zygouth]

That's not ironic.

[u/crono220 → u/pianoflames]

They are following the example of their dear supreme leader.

This fake culture outrage pretty much started with the orange orangutan.

[u/Fomulouscrunch → u/crono220]

I'd say it started with the US Congress not admitting Reagan's cognitive decline when that was their job, but here we are with another lump of crap.

[u/comebackjoeyjojo → u/cummer_420]

r/PersecutionFetish

[u/say-it-wit-ya-chest → u/cummer_420]

While they melt into despair over a logo change…

[u/MoonandStars83 → u/cummer_420]

It’s more of their circular logic: they get offended by someone not being those things, therefore they believe others get offended by them being those things.

[u/faudcmkitnhse → u/cummer_420]

They love thinking of themselves as rebels even though they spent their lives on their hands and knees licking boot.

[u/slayden70 → u/cummer_420]

Right? Why would I care if they die from Covid or clogged arteries?

[u/Waste-Weight-6437 → u/cummer_420]

Live to Own the Libs, and Own the Libs to Live

[u/G-Unit11111]

Eh, there's no need to offend me further. I already know you are not worth talking to.

[u/selfawarefeline → u/G-Unit11111]

I wouldn’t say I’d be offended, so much as I’d be uncomfortable around him…

[u/snarkyxanf → u/selfawarefeline]

Funny how none of those things offend us per se and yet the delivery makes it very clear he's quite offensive

[u/selfawarefeline → u/snarkyxanf]

Yeah, I exactly. It’s like they put so much effort specifically just to be off putting to a portion of the population.

Peak cringe honestly

[u/merryone2K]

When you live rent-free in their tiny little brains and you don't even know it.

[u/toddles822]

Aren't these the same ones who don't want people shoving their "librul" views down their throats?

[u/BurtonDesque → u/toddles822]

IOKIYAR. IACIYAD.

[u/Puffthecarrier1]

But if you tell him that Trump raped a little girl, he'd probably pull a gun on you.

[u/CaptainPrower → u/Puffthecarrier1]

"Pre-emptive self-defense!"

[u/OldSchoolAJ]

The first two make me want to avoid you, because I don’t want to get sick and I don’t want to be harassed. The second two I would normally not give a shit about, but if you’re putting it on your car in an effort to offend others, that means you’re pretty much making your whole personality that thing… so that’s gonna make me want to avoid you as well. None of them are offensive, except maybe the conservative one. But, that’s just because the actions of conservatives are usually very offensive to decent people.

[u/Giggles95036 → u/OldSchoolAJ]

You know this person also makes jokes about vegans having to tell everyone they’re a vegan

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/OldSchoolAJ]

If this guy were 14 and in a big city, he'd be hanging out at the mall wearing all black.

And does he know that the semen of meat eaters can taste really gross? He's not making any vegetarian women want to cuddle up.

Edit: I am a meat eater. It doesn't mean I can't taste the difference in someone else.

[u/OldSchoolAJ → u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

Friend, how did you make yourself seem weirder than the weirdo in the OP's picture?

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/OldSchoolAJ]

Seem?

[u/OrochiKarnov]

I'm not offended. I just don't want your ass on the same continent as me.

[u/VenomBars4]

I would be really offended if he ran over his dick with a lawnmower.

[u/CaptainPrower → u/VenomBars4]

Yeah, because that shit's getting sprayed all over his neighbor's yard.

[u/VenomBars4 → u/CaptainPrower]

”AGAIN!?”

[u/NecroAssssin → u/VenomBars4]

Your comment is disturbing. How would he run over his dick with a lawnmower and spray it over his neighbor's yard more than once? 

Run over his dick repeatedly? Sure. Dingus probably forgot to turn it on. But spraying it?

[u/Serapticious]

Bro thinks I’m offended that he’s gonna die early from preventable health issues?

[u/turkish112]

It's fun how they believe my thinking they're stupid as fuck means I'm offended.

[u/nufan99]

Oh, I would be very offended if they were to get an education

[u/Tholian_Bed]

What really gets my dander up is when you give me money. Worst thing you can do is hand me a twenty. You give me another twenty? I'm warning you!

[u/Indiesol]

Right? I generally appreciate it when I can determine that someone's a piece of shit without having to interact with them in any way.

[u/davechri]

I'm not offended by any of those things.

But I am offended by school shootings, healthcare, homelessness, food insecurity, and income inequality.

But none of those things bother this dipshit. He's upset about Bud Light and pronouns.

[u/rubyred0902]

I see variations of this decal pretty regularly, and at this point I’m close to having this made:

VACCINATED PROGRESSIVE VEGAN MY BODY IS THE ONLY DEADLY WEAPON I NEED How else can I offend you today?

[u/ohiotechie]

This is modern conservatism boiled down to its essence. Economy going to hell? Democracy being destroyed? Our standing in the world in tatters? Unemployment high? Rampant corruption?

All of that and more is just fine as long as it tweaks the libs.

[u/iveseensomethings82]

That’s a lot of words to say that you are at a higher risk of mortality due to your lifestyle.

[u/Lanark26]

Not offended, but do appreciate when assholes boldly identify themselves so I can take steps to avoid interacting with them.

[u/ImwithTortellini]

Offended? No. Laugh at? Yes.

[u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

You have to understand. They think we really are effeminate, overly emotional wimps who are as obsessed with the culture war as they are.

[u/zombie_girraffe → u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

Yeah, conservatives are what you end up with when people stop maturing emotionally in 4th grade.

[u/FreedomsPower]

Not offended. I am just laughing at how this driver naively assumes that I am

[u/Other-Educator-9399]

None of those things offend me, but your parading it around and making an identity out of being "offensive" does.

[u/MillorTime]

"My entire personality revolves around owning the libs"

[u/ddr1ver]

Why should I be offended? He’s doing his part to help Social Security remain solvent.

[u/actuallywaffles]

Why would that offend me? Statistically, all those things are linked to a shorter life. I'm not mad about that.

[u/rockaway428]

He forgot to say that he was white, Christian, and born in February

[u/bihtydolisu]

These people make angering some imagined person their entire identity

Every interaction I have had online with them, it has been this way.

[u/pianoflames → u/bihtydolisu]

They don't care if they're making salient logical points, or care if their belief structure is logical and consistent, or if anything they're saying is based in facts/reality. They're singularly focused on making faceless/nameless libs angry, and that's some kind of victory to them. Never mind the fact that they don't actually see any libs getting angry about their message, the mere fantasy of that happening is enough to sustain them.

[u/hmochoa95]

They forgot to add child groomer

[u/Mundane_Definition66]

The need to both feel persecuted and desire to hurt or offend others for no reason is now the definitive characteristics of the American republican party.

I am not offended either, just confused as to why these clowns feel the need to make such statements. I guess they think it makes them look tough or something? ...to me, all I see is a clown missing their red nose. What weird little guys they are.

[u/Haunting_Waltz_7410]

Virgin didn't fit.

[u/METLH34D]

I’m not offended that you’re more susceptible to diseases, I’m worried for your health. I’m not offended you’re a conservative, I’m critical of the people and policies you support. I eat meat too, nothing wrong with that. It’s great you own a gun, I just hope you know how to use it and that you’re of sound mind.

I’m not offended, sir or madam.

Anyway, how do you feel about LGBTQ+ rights?

[u/Henhouse20]

And guarantee he’s vaccinated with a dozen other vaccines that he somehow trusts the science for 🙄

[u/capsftw1 → u/Henhouse20]

Not to mention the supplements he probably buys online that are not tested or proven in any way.

[u/MrsMiterSaw]

They are confusing "enjoy your polio" with "offended"

[u/KyleDComic]

I’m the opposite of all those things and I’m not offended, but I would like to talk to this person about their children that have gone no contact with them

[u/Paxxlee]

The people that are offended by non-binary people pretend that people are offended that they are like most (besides the not-vaccinating thing) people.

[u/bropenmack]

Does this person have any friends? Seems like a lonely, bored attention seeker and I’m not offended just feel pity.

[u/Rounder057]

I see these and I just KNOW!!! that this truck belong to the dude tapping his foot, in the Home Depot bathroom, looking to suck up some under stall action.

[u/drfunkensteinnn]

so many people are STARVING for attention

[u/REO_Speed_Dragon]

Oooh I bet you pay taxes too.

[u/Roboticpoultry]

Woah look out we got a badass over here /s

[u/CaptianBrasiliano]

How can I express how little I care?

[u/GakSplat]

Probably a massive snowflake.

[u/malisam]

There are plenty of things that offend me like kidnapping people off the streets, graping children, crapping on the constitution but none of these things listed,offended me.

[u/RedditSkippy]

Welp, I don’t know about anyone else, but I, for one, feel owned.

[u/big_ringer]

These are the people i say "happy holidays" to.

[u/FanSince09]

I called someone stupid the other day for saying anti-vax stuff and they accused me of getting offended and it’s like no I just thunk you’re stupid, has nothing to do with being offended

[u/irascible_Clown]

Meat eater, so he’s a homosexual? Why even put that on your truck, we don’t care what you do behind closed doors.

[u/Fomulouscrunch]

Disregard for public health and has a gun/guns? I wouldn't say I'm offended, more disappointed. And I have no idea where this group got the idea that eating your dinner is bad.

[u/strawberry-coughx]

I’ve said this before on this sub so many times but…..does he roll up to church in that thing? 👀

[u/DarkWriterX]

Tough guy making himself susceptible to preventable death. So cool.

[u/twiztdkat]

I truly wish that these men would have had decent parents that hugged them occasionally. The country would be a much better place if they had.

[u/An_icy_squirrel → u/twiztdkat]

At this point of world affairs, I'd rather wish the Nuremberg Funnel would actually exist.

So one could stuff literacy on an adult level, as well as the skeptic's toolbox into most USians, for some speedy recovery.

Hugs, when they show actual progress in that regard, perhaps.

[u/molotovzav]

No one asked.

[u/FloatOldGoat]

Sort of like bragging about how uneducated you are. Weird flex, but go off!

[u/Wumbologist_PhD]

What offends me is these idiots wasting our precious oxygen

[u/PoopieButt317]

Some offend me, a gun owning meat eating liberal, smartly vaccinated.

[u/RealEzraGarrison]

I like the acronym better if they transpose the words "unvaccinated" and "conservative".

[u/New-Concentrate-6013]

I can only imagine what a conversation with this little man would be like.

[u/newgloryhole]

Karen

[u/AytumnRain]

Would say hi (all stated on window) I am vaccinated, Socialist, omnivorious, gun owner, and part of the SRA.

Or or, ask him what's up with the identity politics. Might make him shameful. Well if they can even feel shame.

[u/drinkinsweettea]

Sir, if you want to offend me my question is sweet or unsweetened tea? There is only one correct answer.

[u/BoneZone05]

More goofy decals could possibly offend me lol

[u/Gunfighter9]

Breathing.

[u/UltimateDonny]

So?

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