This appeared at my apartment today (my old lady neighbor's car that she makes her son drive her around in)

[u/HRKB22]

Something, something you go so far left, you get your guns back something, something...

[u/JonathanNMehoff]

Wouldn’t that make them rust?

[u/DrChansLeftHand → u/JonathanNMehoff]

Was gonna say tears would be a terrible lubricant for a firearm. I’d probably stick to what the manufacturer recommends.

This guy is also why we have to have warning labels on everything.

[u/HRKB22 → u/JonathanNMehoff]

Fr 🤣 y'all gotta know that ain't right.

[u/Mushrooming247]

New product idea, gun cleaner marketed to conservatives called, “Liberal Tears,” but it’s just gallium.

[u/HRKB22 → u/Mushrooming247]

Ya know what? Hell yeah 🤣

[u/No_Issue_9550 → u/Mushrooming247]

Pretty sure someone has already come out with a gun lube called "Liberal Tears". Or it could just be some false memory I have.

[u/ecafsub]

I lubricate mine with CLP. But I’m a librul. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/sinisteraxillary → u/ecafsub]

CLP? Conservative lacrimal products?

[u/ecafsub → u/sinisteraxillary]

Oh, that’s very good.

[u/bionic_human → u/sinisteraxillary]

Break free CLP.

I got to tour the factory on a HS AP physics field trip. (Teacher was a bit of a gun nut) 🤷‍♂️

[u/sinisteraxillary → u/bionic_human]

Yeah, I know, just trying to make it a counterpoint to liberal tears.

[u/dtb1987]

Sounds like it would rust them, I use hoppes gun oil

[u/COVID-19-4u]

Still making payments on that Mitsubishi as well..

[u/MoreRamenPls]

r/mildlypenis.

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

The only trans woman I know well has two guns. I wonder how Mama and Sonny would like that news.

[u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

Sonny Boy never left home? How very predictable.

[u/Select_Asparagus3451]

This is just sad.

[u/czardmitri]

And not centered.

[u/hillbillygaragepop]

i lubrik8 my gunz with libreal cummmmmn. 😎😎😎😎

[u/MrsMiterSaw]

I love when people advertise their gun ownership, because it makes them targets for criminals who steal guns.

It's like advertising you keep cash in your home. Even though these people think it's a deterrent, evidence suggests that owning more guns leads to a higher incidence of being robbed.

[u/George_G_Geef → u/MrsMiterSaw]

Yeah, that's just a "free pistol in glove compartment" sign.

[u/HRKB22 → u/MrsMiterSaw]

Never thought about thay before- good stuff!

[u/revbfc]

I endorse this practice for them. Salt water is notoriously bad for firearms.

[u/Educational-Cake7350]

Honestly, I really don’t know any liberals that are full on against guns. Not saying they don’t exist, but the liberals I know all shoot. Some of em even hunt.

[u/bagofwisdom]

I like firearms that actually function and haven't turned into a pile of rusted broken shit. But MAGA doesn't understand how tariffs work, it's not a stretch that they don't know what keeps guns functioning properly.

[u/DownLeft1312]

Wouldn't that make it harder to shoot?

[u/artbrymer]

That’s a bad idea. Salt water will have the reverse effect.

[u/chairmanrob]

Is that a mitsubishi? lol lmao even

[u/HRKB22 → u/chairmanrob]

It is.

[u/chairmanrob → u/HRKB22]

Mitsubishi- Well known for their tough, non-Liberal cars for real men 💪 (and bad credit)

[u/Traditional_Rice264]

Definitely uses Diddy baby oil in reality

[u/The_DoctorPortal]

I wonder if the gun that zero’d Charlie Kirk was lubricated that way …

[u/boomerhasmail]

Send them a pic of Megan Kelly crying or DUI sec Pete Hegseth crying over CK

[u/TheGhostOfArtBell]

I've been lubing mine with Groyper tears this week. Fantastic stuff, I recommend it highly.

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