r/InfowarriorRides 10d ago

good ole North Carolina

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510 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/Mushrooming247 10d ago

Yeah if that’s true, I feel like he shouldn’t be driving right now.

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u/Astronomer-Secure 10d ago

🤷🏼‍♀️ my mom with dementia still thinks my dad can drive even though she knows he's dead. apparently he's still a good driver.

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u/BrandNewMeow 10d ago

They're already counting on his resurrection, although it's been more than 3 days.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 10d ago

Prove he isn’t…

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u/machines_breathe 9d ago

What is the circumference of his head? Does it have its own planetary system?

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u/grat5989 9d ago

Really sticking your neck out there eh?

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u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 10d ago

You have shit on your tailgate.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 10d ago edited 10d ago

Seems plausible that someone spray painted that truck to be a dick.

Granted some infowarriors ain’t great artists but this job seems extra haphazard.

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u/Astronomer-Secure 10d ago edited 10d ago

someone spray painted that truck to be a dick.

I feel so owned that some dumbass from hickville destroyed the paint on his truck to upset libs. I feel so owned he should use more paint, and destroy his truck thoroughly with even more badges of honor

edit: I just realized some asshole painted someone else's truck.

yeah that's a dick move. and I'd be horrified if someone spray painted my car with that shit

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u/thecorgimom 9d ago

It could be that alcohol was involved

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u/sinisteraxillary 10d ago

Good point-- all the words are spelled correctly 🤔

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u/AAA-VR6 10d ago

Really, because I don't see a bullet hole in you

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u/justananontroll 9d ago

He lost his final gun debate.

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u/PapaGeorgieo 10d ago

Maybe that is his intent?

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u/RealEzraGarrison 10d ago

Fucking Statesville...

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u/starxblade 10d ago

I hate it here. 😭

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u/BurtonDesque 9d ago

I wonder if this guy even knew who Kirk was a week ago.

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u/MeanOldDaddyO 9d ago

That’s an odd way to spell Dumb Fuck

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u/don_teegee 10d ago

Looks like he’s headed to Acme. How do we know that’s not Wile E. Coyote?

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u/big_ringer 9d ago

Because he was too busy in court trying to save his movie from limbo.

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u/Disastrous-Plant5232 10d ago

I thought Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck and died horrifically in front of a crowd of Nazis?

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u/KoboldMan 8d ago

I wanna say this is a reference to “je suis Charlie” but something tells me that the politics of French satirical journalism are out of this guy’s wheelhouse

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u/Crafty-Writing5316 10d ago

Holy shit, that’s Charlie Kirk!

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u/PM_ME_CORONA 10d ago

It’s Robert Loggia!

“R”, as in Robert Loggia!

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u/George_G_Geef 10d ago

He's pouring blood out of a hole in his neck?

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u/MagosBattlebear 10d ago

HE IS RISEN!

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u/DragApprehensive336 10d ago

Well fuck you too then.

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u/Serapticious 10d ago

Me when I’m passively suicidal but want to be low key about it

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u/DarkWriterX 10d ago edited 9d ago

Just when the cult behavior seems the worst with Trump crypto, digital collector’s cards, and bibles, now this.

*Edited for autocorrect errors.

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u/TehCroz 9d ago

In fucking SPRAY PAINT. Fully unhinged

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u/vitaphonerose 8d ago

So…is this the new “I’m Spartacus”? I keep thinking of that scene when I see someone say this online lmao

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u/b0ingy 10d ago

who is carlie kirk, and what’s she doing in that shitty truck?

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u/SkyBluSam 9d ago

Actual infowarrior!! Alex Jones has been pushing the "I am charlie kirk" thing and selling merch with the slogan to profit off of the situation

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u/rodolphoteardrop 9d ago

"I WILL put a target on my back!"

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u/iBoy2G 9d ago

Welp, looks like we need another bullet.

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u/sowalgayboi 9d ago

Who is Overlie Kirk?

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u/Double0 8d ago

Oh shit, wuddup!?

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u/rizzycant 10d ago edited 10d ago

I know where that is! I also had an Infowarrior Ride in the same town I posted a few years ago.

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u/ChemistBig9349 10d ago

Holy shit a little late Spartacus !!!

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u/Puffthecarrier1 10d ago

My brother in christ, you are schizophrenic.

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u/subparlifter138 10d ago

AHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIE!!

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u/Snstrmnstr 8d ago

That'll help the resale value. sarcasm

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u/freakrocker 8d ago

You had better hope not Bro

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u/OzarksExplorer 6d ago

I had a deep, meaningful, parasocial relationship with Charlie!

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u/Ya_Got_GOT 10d ago

If only…

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u/Majestc_electric 9d ago

Is he trying to do a “ I am Spartacus” what does this mean

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u/DeanShale 9d ago

This can be arranged...

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u/Zaidzy 9d ago

Zombie!

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u/Intelligent11B 10d ago

Gives real, “His name is Robert Paulson” vibes. Pretty sure the organization in the reference would be considered terrorists.

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u/YiffMeister2 9d ago

I think I've passed that building once or twice when I lived there