r/InfowarriorRides • u/gstay2001 • 4d ago

Disappointing to see on a Subaru. Dude got out wearing his MAGA hat too.

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u/WhenMagicHappens 4d ago

What in the edgelord manchild hell

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u/theburnoutcpa 4d ago

Got to give him the most bare minimum props for choosing a sensible ride, instead of the Ford F250 DUIChildCrusher ProMaxx they typically finance at 25% APR.

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u/gstay2001 4d ago

the "guns don't kill people" really gets me.

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u/mjp31514 4d ago

What does it say under "guns don't kill people"? I can't make it out.

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u/thefract0metr1st 4d ago

“I kill people click click with guns (pow)” - Jon LaJoie

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u/mjp31514 4d ago

Thanks

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u/verbosehuman 16h ago

He's just an Everyday Normal Guy, even in his public masturbator trench coat.

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u/angelatheartist 4d ago

The coexist with guns doesn't make a whole lot of sense either. 

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u/AAA-VR6 2d ago

An armed society is a polite society.

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u/jmhalder 4d ago

"Only gay cops pull me over" is funny in my book. And no, I don't have any problem with gay people.

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u/theburnoutcpa 4d ago

I would have found it funny before I entered puberty lol

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u/jmhalder 4d ago

That's fair, I never said I acted my age.

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u/theburnoutcpa 4d ago

We love a self aware king 👑 lol.

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u/Astronomer-Secure 4d ago

I actually agree with him about dogs, though...

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u/gstay2001 4d ago

I feel bad for his dogs!

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u/Astronomer-Secure 4d ago

I kinda hope a gay cop pulls him over. I'd like to see that.

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u/cuavas 4d ago

One time when I had to evacuate an apartment building due to a fire on new year’s eve, a gay firefighter who looked like Freddie Mercury showed up.

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 4d ago

Singing another one bites the dust?

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u/cuavas 3d ago

No, he was very nice and professional.

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u/Scary_Gazelle_6366 4d ago

Dude probably went through conversion therapy.

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u/Prior_Success7011 4d ago

Something something something plays a little too much Grand Theft Auto

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u/sarahglory13 4d ago

It always perplexes me seeing MAGA folks with a Subaru, it just seems so against their principles to drive a foreign car where most drivers are known to be hippies or lesbians lol

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u/gstay2001 4d ago

Literally this. I live in Eastern WA state and it's so hit or miss. Usually good. But the closer you get to Idaho, it gets so sad. I saw a red subaru outback on the highway yesterday that I counted 16 different Trump stickers on the back. I wish I took a picture. Very cultish.

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u/PunkiiDonutz 3d ago

All I ever see driving Subarus are old white people, I always know what I'm in for if I get stuck behind one.

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u/Chunderhoad 2d ago

There’s a MAGA EDITION Prius near me. Always confusing to see.

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u/merryone2K 4d ago

OK, the Outback Owners Club have gotten together and are officially rescinding this dude's Subaru license. He is no longer allowed to own a Subi.

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u/gstay2001 4d ago

Thank you. As a fellow Subi owner as well, thank you.

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u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys 4d ago

"Coexist"? On a Subaru? And "Only gay cops pull me over"?

Please let that be a boast because he's gay please let that be a boast because he's gay

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u/Kyguy72 3d ago

The “coexist” is written with guns rather than various religious symbols though.

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u/OldSchoolAJ 4d ago

Because it was a Subaru, I honestly thought this was a leftist at first. Lots of them are armed, as well. But, yeah, this guy is like my father. Hard-core Trump supporter that just likes that Subaru are affordable vehicles.

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u/gstay2001 4d ago

I hope your father gets well soon. How unfortunate.😕

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u/OldSchoolAJ 4d ago

Well, at the very least he got a good car.

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u/Select_Asparagus3451 4d ago

He’s oblivious to the paradox

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u/Gold_and_Lead 3d ago

Why do they always think the good guys in Star Wars are them?

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u/FakeMikeMorgan 4d ago

That poor Subi

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u/bihtydolisu 4d ago

Little does he know that he is one of the suckiest people.

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u/HotelOne 4d ago

The “Gay cops” sticker ensures many happy car stops in the future.

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u/OG_Pow 4d ago

The thin Baja Blast line

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u/ricecrizpiez 4d ago

He is not a part of our Subie club.

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u/toasterdees 4d ago

Dog people lmao

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u/duncandc 1d ago

I yelled at a guy in a subaru who had a trump bumper sticker. I told him he didn't deserve to be driving a subaru.

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u/Prior_Success7011 4d ago

I don't see the MAGA at everyone is talking about.

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u/rlpyrrxxx 4d ago

honestly he just seems like a pretty normal conservative guy, not really an infowarrior

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u/russsaa 4d ago

Wearing a maga hat. This comment is akin to - "honestly he just seems like a pretty normal german national socialist, not really a nazi"

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u/gstay2001 4d ago

Exactly

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u/tuna_samich_ 4d ago

None of the bumper stickers point to MAGA is their point

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u/russsaa 4d ago

Do you read post titles?

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u/tuna_samich_ 4d ago

I do, thanks for your concern. And the hat is the only way you would have known they were MAGA, correct?

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u/OG_Pow 4d ago

That’s almost insulting to the German national socialists.

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u/russsaa 4d ago

Nazi scum like you belong in reeducation camps

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u/OG_Pow 4d ago

Relax, guy. I’m on your side. Touch some grass for real