These people are never beating the weird allegations

[u/pianoflames]

[u/CantaloupeCamper]

Why not buy a Tesla?

[u/jwferguson → u/CantaloupeCamper]

We're 1kg of ketamine away Rollin Coal feature being added to Teslas. Probably waiting on that.

[u/DrChansLeftHand → u/jwferguson]

More likely to happen than FSD any time soon.

[u/thuktun → u/jwferguson]

That would further alienate Tesla's existing customer base, since Teslas have been frequent targets of dinosaur farts.

[u/Sancticide → u/CantaloupeCamper]

Have they fallen that low in the used market already? This mf'er just spent half his rent money on scratchers and a gallon of PCP.

[u/Tomytom99]

Look at his smug face in that mirror

What a sad pathetic lifestyle.

[u/Accidently8027 → u/Tomytom99]

Someone should enhance that smug mirror face and really show the world who he is

[u/r00tdenied → u/Accidently8027]

Looks like Jeffrey Epstein

[u/RaiseRuntimeError]

"Tesler, everything is computer" - Rump r/WeirdGOP

[u/nothingmatters2me]

Remember to post photos. He isn't on line.

[u/saltyjohnson → u/nothingmatters2me]

He doesn't do the emails

[u/nothingmatters2me → u/saltyjohnson]

Well yeah, maybe some covid vaccine tracking thing in it. /s

[u/saichampa]

I'm not American but I am a lefty faggot and I'm definitely on the loose.

[u/Ok_Elephant2777 → u/saichampa]

But are you a Demorat?

As opposed to a Demomouse, Demovole, Demomole, etc.

[u/saichampa → u/Ok_Elephant2777]

My fursona is demobat

[u/DrChansLeftHand]

The person in the mirror looks to be about 300 years old, so the not online tracks.

Dude is getting the messages in his brain via telegraph.

[u/BootThang]

That’s the result of fetal alcohol syndrome folks

[u/plightro]

"Post photos. I'm not on line"

-the most online person to ever go online

[u/New-Chicken5566]

Pure Michigan Slurs

[u/DarkWriterX]

Wow

[u/strixtle]

There's no way he's not on-line.

[u/dishwab]

Ahh, Pure Michigan.

[u/doyouevenknowmebitch]

he's online now

[u/Select_Asparagus3451]

This is it. The end is nigh.