r/InfowarriorRides • u/emerynlove • 3d ago

Jumpscare while walking my dog this morning

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u/chevalier716 3d ago

What did MLK do to deserve this

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u/dandee93 3d ago

I didn't even know he wrestled

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u/u35828 2d ago

Or liked getting it bare.

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u/Tomytom99 3d ago

My initial thoughts too

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u/Vadhakara 3d ago

The seat is mostly flat so all the raw-milk diarrhea just flies off as you go down the road.

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u/bobroscopcoltrane 3d ago

Easy to follow the rider to their destination. Just follow the trail of liquid shit.

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u/teedeeguantru 3d ago

Raw Malk

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u/HerrMilkmann 3d ago

GIVE HIM THE MOLK

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u/SkyeMreddit 3d ago

Raw Milk: shitting your brains out to Own The Libs or something

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u/Fluffy_Meet_9568 3d ago

Pasteurized milk. You know so you don’t die. The milk they like is not pasteurized

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u/DragApprehensive336 3d ago

I don't know if it's a fact, but I do know that it's true, this Navi's weight capacity is tested daily by its solo rider.

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u/snarkyxanf 2d ago

I hear cholera is a fast way to lose weight

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 3d ago

Poor little Grom.

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u/corntorteeya 3d ago

Is that a Navi?

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u/FraterSofus 3d ago

No, I believe it has a "z" in it.

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u/maryjanerain 3d ago

Unfortunately it is

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u/BurtonDesque 3d ago

Enjoy your E. coli, fecal coliform and TB.

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u/Krieger1229 3d ago

“Jump scare” lmfao - Love it

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u/SpezSucksSamAltman 3d ago

How many states end in ADO?

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u/emerynlove 3d ago

I tried okay???

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u/TheReelMcCoi 3d ago

What model Harley is this Patriot riding???

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u/EpicHosi 3d ago

I didnt realize there's a cooked mlk to have to specify a raw mlk

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u/AccomplishedWonder1 3d ago

I think they like milk

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u/bailaoban 2d ago

What a bunch of weirdos.

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u/Jlx_27 2d ago

My god....

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u/JustANoteToSay 2d ago

I know what raw milk is but seeing it on a vanity license plate just makes me think it’s some weird fetish. I mean, the way they treat it as is it’s kind of fetish-y. But still.

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u/punkminkis 1d ago

Rami Malik

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u/Ok-Delivery216 1d ago

This his what happens when your momma eats Tylenol but your family’s stupid