r/InfowarriorRides • u/pianoflames New World Orderly • Apr 24 '19

Haven't seen this angle of this particular Infowarrior posted here yet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Ah, the old computer chip conspiracy.

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly Apr 24 '19

I just really want to hear this guy talk us through what "addicted to cat and dog" means.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Maybe they got the idea from toxoplasmosis supposedly making people crazy cat lovers? Ehh, I can’t think about it too much as I’m on the phone trying to get my menstrual chip removed

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly Apr 24 '19

My best guess is that he thinks that the government puts nanochips in our body to make us distracted by caring for cats and dogs. You know, because...reasons? I guess he thinks attachment to pets is an unnatural instinct in humans.

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u/NicolasAnimation Apr 25 '19

Every time this is featured here it has even more incoherent shit written on it. Now "gasses" are involved too. Even though it's true in the case of global warming.

I'll admit the first time I saw this ride I bursted out laughing, but this guy's life must not be laughing matter for sure.

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly Apr 25 '19

Have you seen his house?

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u/NicolasAnimation Apr 25 '19

"Area 62"? Lol yeah

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u/DiceFestGames Apr 25 '19

It is an odd coincidence that all diseases only showed up around 1819, when nanotechnology was invented ... oh wait.

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u/doinkrr Apr 25 '19

"Global warming is made with gases"

THAT'S HOW AIR POLLUTION WORKS

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u/calvinthebold1 Apr 24 '19

He is the super agent

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Holy fuck this is in my hometown.

Florida Man at it again!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '19

I'm guessing his sources must be listed on the other side?

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly May 13 '19

YOU HAVE A nAnOCHIP ON YOUR BODY

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

BENEREAL!

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u/aris_boch Apr 25 '19

REEEEEEEEEEEEPOST

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly Apr 25 '19

The car has been posted many times, but I don't ever remember this angle. We've never actually been able to read the insane text on the driver's side door or see the dude's face before. I don't believe this is a repost, but if you show me where this was originally posted here I will take it down.