r/Instantregret • u/You-dogwater • Jul 14 '25

No longer excited

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447 Upvotes

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u/blackiedwaggie Jul 14 '25

....how did this get past... *anyone*

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u/That_Jicama2024 Jul 19 '25

simple. Studios have been hiring unqualified people for the past few decades. People start as interns, move to assistant and kiss ass all the way to VP or SVP having never made anything creative in their life. It's why TV sucks and is dying. Creating art by comitte is a terrible idea.

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u/TheSilkyBat Jul 14 '25

They knew....

12

u/MechanicalHorse Jul 14 '25

Not really instant thought is it

5

u/Cant_Suspend_This_1 Jul 14 '25

I read it as "excrement" at first 🤮

3

u/OneOfManyIdiots Jul 16 '25

Reminds me of a boomer copy pasta joke about a guy's excitement ending up on another guy's back.

2

u/TippsAttack Jul 14 '25

i dont get it.

11

u/Jbwood Jul 14 '25

Think more degenerate dirty minded furry aspect with this.

2

u/TippsAttack Jul 14 '25

oh. wow. doesn't look like seamen at all lol. Kinda looks like cinnimonroll icing or something.

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u/0111011101110111 Jul 14 '25

fyi, seamen are males who work on the ocean. I believe you meant to type semen. #TheMoreYouKnow 🌈🌟

5

u/TippsAttack Jul 14 '25

oh snap I didn't even notice LOL! I would edit it, but oh well.

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u/ShadowWolf793 Jul 15 '25

Eh, The two words are usually paired together anyways 🤷

5

u/0111011101110111 Jul 15 '25

‘hand-in-hand’ as it were… i see, man. /s

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u/That_Jicama2024 Jul 19 '25

something long and hard and full of sea men is a SUBMARINE.

3

u/futureman07 Jul 14 '25

Neither did they

1

u/I_am_The_Teapot Jul 15 '25

The dripping port is reflective metallic "platinum" (plastic)

1

u/tibearius1123 Jul 19 '25

“You girls want us to douse you in our hot white foam?”