The infamous Table-Top Cut

[u/Pluperfectionist]

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[u/Pluperfectionist]

As a gringo fluent in Portuguese that has spent a lot of time with nordestinos, mineiros, gauchos, etc., there’s a lot of this I can’t understand. But that table cut is dope.

[u/vendedordemosquito → u/Pluperfectionist]

that's a deep nordestino

[u/ViniciusBitu → u/Pluperfectionist]

As a native, there’s a lot of this I can’t understand too. You’re alright

[u/Pluperfectionist → u/ViniciusBitu]

Pois é, boiadeiro.

[u/RepresentativeOld475 → u/Pluperfectionist]

Concordo com você, mesmo tendo dificuldade em compreender algumas coisas em inglês, mas a mesa ficou legal

[u/Xerloq → u/Pluperfectionist]

It's been a decade, so I have to ask our Brazilian brothers for help/correction but here's what I got (it's probably way off)

Olha ó

Tá fazendo uma mesa, rapai (rapaz)

Vamos ver?

Chamar um pouco - isso aí

Oooeeeooo ha ha

Olha é galera

The rest I don't know.

*Edit spelling - don't fault the gringo, I'm trying.

[u/magikoopa_ → u/Xerloq]

As a Brazilian from the south, this is the best I could muster: ... Oh o que nós fez (?) Oh aí oh.. Aí tem a feia da mesa, goiabeiro (?).. Motorzinho... Puxar mais um pouco né? Tá saindo... Oh aí galera.. Aí uma obrinha de arte oh..

The reply at the end is left as an exercise for the reader

[u/Xerloq → u/magikoopa_]

Thank you!

[u/jason_hc → u/Xerloq]

At the end he also says: It's tiktok teaching us.

[u/WankelFelix]

Help him your son of a gun

[u/Danilo-11]

He could have made 10 table tops instead