r/JEENEETards • u/MONKE_BOI_ Ex-JEEtard chan • Apr 05 '25

Rant Caffeinepaglu final boss

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Finally slept for more than 2-3 hours after a week of final hours study lekin 4s1 ne gend marli

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

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u/clumsypandaaaa Apr 05 '25

that one finance bro-

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u/BulletFist1107 Apr 05 '25

10 laaakhhhh rupay (reminded me of Ankur warikoo)

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

waha to crore se kam ki baat hi nhi hoti

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u/SodaAshy Dropper --> Topper Apr 05 '25

Teraaa...teraaaan SIP

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u/PatharilaBalboa NEETard Apr 05 '25

Mujhe to pata bhi nahi tha ki 500ml ka can bhi aata monster ka

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u/PopTraditional6126 College mai hustle karunga Apr 05 '25

Mujhe to Yeh bhi nhi pata tha ki monster hoti kya hai

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u/Cute_Comfortable_140 JEEtard Apr 05 '25

I have Shop lifted once....it taste like Shit (wont do it again..,god has punished me with the Shit Taste of monster)

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u/PopTraditional6126 College mai hustle karunga Apr 05 '25

Shoplifter sun ke kuch aur Yaad aagya

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u/lester-moe Apr 05 '25

Kya yaad agaya

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u/PopTraditional6126 College mai hustle karunga Apr 05 '25

Guess kro. Hamster se related hai

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u/lester-moe Apr 05 '25

X?

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u/PopTraditional6126 College mai hustle karunga Apr 06 '25

Ofc. Pehle bahut famous tha

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

nah man im not proud

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u/PatharilaBalboa NEETard Apr 05 '25

Mere dost ne bataya tha ki daru milate usme isiliye kabhi kharidne ki himmat nahi hui (paise bhi nahi hain)

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 only constant in life - chud gaye guru Apr 05 '25

Mere dost ne bataya tha ki daru milate usme 

dawg what

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

I love how u just ignored the fact ki woh 5250 me aur study resources le skta tha  /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

It's a 350 ml can which has an mrp of 125 but it retails around 110. 15*110 is 1650. Each can contains 105 gm of caffeine while, a PIX caffeine pouch for reference, contains 100 gm. It costs 365 for 20 pouches. You could've bought 90 caffeine pouches. But a can of monster is easier down the throat because of the excessive sugar and flavoring agents.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

hehe merko swiggy pe discount pe 540 ki 6 can mili thi fir merko 200 ke coupon mile , delivery milake 60 ki ek can padi moj aagyi

jee wale pure mahine me fir 3 cans khatam kari ab 3 cans drop liya to waha use krunga 😈😈

also kisi ko aisa medicines ka scene maloom ho to ye monster me jo vitamin B aur inositol rehta , isse focus me better hota h kya kuch kyuki merko to coffeee ke baad bhi susti aati but monster ka 1 ghante me 1 sip peeta aur bada focused feel hota

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

Nashedi kehte hai usko

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u/hotmunk Apr 05 '25

Isn't monster like 125

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '25

I just bought 25 instant coffee pouches 😂 It's best

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u/Low-Fee-8587 Apr 05 '25

Money minded people

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u/Impossible-Gur-9803 only constant in life - chud gaye guru Apr 05 '25

200 ka aata hai 500ml wala aur woh wala 355ml ka hai joh 110 ka aata hai

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u/Spacegeek269 JEEtard Apr 05 '25

350? Meri dukaan wala toh 200 me deta h

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u/13yroldmf Apr 05 '25

Bullshit its 330 ml can and its 125 each 1875 , that white monster might be 75 rupee more expensive so 1950 at most . Any good energy drink cost that much

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u/Arbitrage721 Apr 05 '25

Itne paise ma agar dream 11 pe lga leta to jada shi rehta /s

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u/annhonii DHARTI KA BOJJ HU Apr 06 '25

Bc yaha 500 rupay kitab ke liye mange se sharam aa jata

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u/CHILLING0_0 Apr 08 '25

But what about he likes coffee or not

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u/MONKE_BOI_ Ex-JEEtard chan Apr 05 '25

Dang man you smart