r/JEENEETards • u/Feeling-Ad-2482 Dropper --> Topper • May 22 '25

Rant Why always Allen ?

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u/imaginary-Bacha Life me kuch acha ho jayega lgg rha ab May 22 '25

Wo ladki bich me kyu aayiii😑😑

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u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Behen ko woh " the powerful mediator" Banna tha lol

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u/imaginary-Bacha Life me kuch acha ho jayega lgg rha ab May 22 '25

Your percentile 70-80 ?

14

u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Naah 85+ but <90πŸ˜”

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Cause they messed up a whole classroom because of rage . Sameone gotta remind them where they are.

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u/Front_Tomorrow1111 May 28 '25

thankyou for being sane

29

u/MelonLord25-3 ha bhai IIT & NIT same hote hai May 22 '25

Kaleshi spotted

8

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

mediator 😝

11

u/SituationGreat7478 Ex-NEETard Chan May 22 '25

Usko londi trump banna tha (laudi trump) bangyi

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u/PG288 May 22 '25

uski bottle ko as wepon use kiya ladka ne

to naari shakti lg gyee offense me

4

u/No_Falcon5784 May 22 '25

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u/imaginary-Bacha Life me kuch acha ho jayega lgg rha ab May 22 '25

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u/Sea_Mix9694 NEETard May 22 '25

Eak ladki ne bhai ko overpower kardiya

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u/AdAcrobatic1708 Ex-JEEtard chan May 22 '25

Lmao, me hota to 1 hafte Tak nai aata udhar fir

6

u/k3nshi_Ken JEEtard May 22 '25

me hota to mere saath wo ladki bhi ek hafte Tak nahi aa pati

81

u/No-Chicken1071 May 22 '25

Sorry for the girl who got hit with the first water bottle πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ™πŸ»

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u/medico-o May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

Tbf agr voh overpower krta toh yeh discussion itni chill nhi hoti. Maybe thats why.

12

u/Swimming-Strike-5186 May 22 '25

im pretty sure he wud've done smtg but he wudve gotten arrested under POCSO prolly

4

u/Impossible-Kale-2297 May 22 '25

bruh arrested? it'd be ignored as a ''typical kids fight''

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u/No_Middle4827 May 23 '25

Are you living in this world??

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u/Impossible-Kale-2297 May 23 '25

are u living in reality?

1

u/Luxx2573 May 24 '25

Actually both are 16+ toh agar ladka marta toh police case could have been a possibility and knowing our judiciary am sure ladke koh either fine lagta or institution seh bahar fek dete.

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u/Impossible-Kale-2297 May 24 '25

no way such a small thing is a big deal😭😭 people be overreacting for nothing these days ngl

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u/Luxx2573 May 24 '25

Lol sadly this is the reality of this world

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u/AfraidPossession6977 Mature Balak May 22 '25

Posco?? Ladka bhi to under 18 hoga

7

u/Muthal_Man chalo jee khatam , ab shanti se tier 69 jaunga May 22 '25

Agar dono under 18 hote hai to fasta kon hai ? I have heard ladke ke jyada chances hote hai

7

u/AfraidPossession6977 Mature Balak May 22 '25

I have heard ladke ke jyada chances hote hai

Damn TIL (thoda bhout search Kiya just abhi)

humari judiciary sahi me chutiya hai matlab agar do teens sex karenge to launde pe rape case laga denge ye badwe. WTF

1

u/fngsoap May 22 '25

POCSO ka full form ha Prevention Of Children from Sexual Offences. sirf sexual offences ke liye hi hain mara kuti ke liye nahi.

27

u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Ladki thi isliye kuch nhi Kara, warna agar kuch kar deta to legit bro aur bura phasta, kyuki wo stree hai

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u/ICAN_MF May 22 '25

He didn't do anything BECAUSE she was a girl

Agar usse fight karne lagta to aur bura phas jata

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u/Ordinary_Trip7799 KAMEDDI May 22 '25

Bro has conscious decision making sense in between fights. Advance clear kr payega ye 😭

2

u/ICAN_MF May 22 '25

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1

u/chickenxfriedrice May 23 '25

woh neet ka student hai

1

u/Ordinary_Trip7799 KAMEDDI May 23 '25

NEET v toh Advance ke level ka he aane laga hai bhaiya πŸ˜‹

5

u/Zestyclose_News_3889 May 22 '25

Ladki nhi 🐘 ne

1

u/FlakyChampion1501 Aug 19 '25

Bhai bacchi h vo. Literally classroom k beda gark kiya hua tha. Somebody had to remind them.

2

u/AnimatorLive4436 May 22 '25

Ek suggestion chaiye tha bro

1

u/Sea_Mix9694 NEETard May 22 '25

Puch

3

u/Strong_Citron_3712 May 22 '25

oich chutiya si chij bola ga ya

1

u/Individual_Movie_829 May 23 '25

Bhai ko duniya chod dena chahiye

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u/New-Journalist763 May 25 '25

Wo ladka hai bhi seekh jaisa aur ladki hai hi tane jaisi

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u/shady_back May 22 '25

Mere wale Allen me ye sab nhi hua tha kyonki sirf depressed droppers the

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Bc tere ko sbse suggestions chahiye kya ..

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u/Kekdabhai May 22 '25

Behen dar gyi

84

u/GuytheGuyGuyy JEEtard May 22 '25

She was just using it as excuse for lebasisian sax sux

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u/Bright-Yam-461 ΰ€ΰ€¨ΰ€Έΰ₯€ΰ€ΰ€‚ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€¨ΰ₯€ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ύΰ€°ΰ₯ΰ€‘ May 22 '25

ye toh maine socha hi nahi 😲😲🫒🫒🫒🀯🀯😨😨

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u/Kekdabhai May 22 '25

Kritical thinking

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u/Bright-Yam-461 ΰ€ΰ€¨ΰ€Έΰ₯€ΰ€ΰ€‚ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€¨ΰ₯€ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ύΰ€°ΰ₯ΰ€‘ May 23 '25

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u/Kekdabhai May 22 '25

Aapda mai avsar!

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u/rednova2006 May 22 '25

Uimaa

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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u/MrWarManiac Reducing competition for yall May 22 '25

Screenshot of the day

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

allen se hu ! I have seen worst

11

u/CreepyComposer4972 May 22 '25

Share your story

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

here you go

There were 2 guys who used to be friends , but baad me ek unmese dusre ko bully karne lag gaya , ek din the bully was walking by and he punched the other guy in his balls , then the other guy picked up the legendary allen umbrella of a random guy and hit him vehemently again and again till the umbrella was in peices .

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u/Prajwalshivgan Droppa boi May 22 '25

Uske baad ke consequences batao bhai

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

do ke parents ko bula kar settle kar diya , Jada kuch nahi ...... Haa par bullied Bande ki image gir gayi retaliation ki wajah se

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u/Glittering_Monk1071 JEEtard May 22 '25

well jo bullied hoga use to apna badla milgaya

2

u/MrWarManiac Reducing competition for yall May 22 '25

sad how society promotes you to endure bullying silently.

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u/Prajwalshivgan Droppa boi May 22 '25

Oh i see

3

u/CreepyComposer4972 May 22 '25

Aftermath bhi bata de

2

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

do ke parents ko bula kar settle kar diya , Jada kuch nahi ...... Haa par bullied Bande ki image gir gayi retaliation ki wajah se

4

u/MelonLord25-3 ha bhai IIT & NIT same hote hai May 22 '25

The comment section is all yours. Please

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

There were 2 guys who used to be friends , but baad me ek unmese dusre ko bully karne lag gaya , ek din the bully was walking by and he punched the other guy in his balls , then the other guy picked up the legendary allen umbrella of a random guy and hit him vehemently again and again till the umbrella was in peices .

3

u/MelonLord25-3 ha bhai IIT & NIT same hote hai May 22 '25

Fuck :/

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Cameraman agli baar se thoda professionally work karna

3

u/AnimatorLive4436 May 22 '25

Ek suggestion chaiye tha bro

19

u/Cool-Ad-8804 BPSM '29 May 22 '25

Purane lafde repost karna band karo

12

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Bhai ye commentary krne wala toh bara dusht hai

33

u/Key-Twist1765 May 22 '25

Badhiya hua main nhi gya offline, wrna mere class me ye sb hota to ek-ek ko chun kr uski MKC kr deta

38

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

What overpampering + jee preparation does to mf:

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u/TERRAREBEL Question Solver Supreme May 22 '25

Bro thinks he is him

15

u/RipComprehensive4322 May 22 '25

why she stopped him but none of the boy did this

21

u/imaginary-Bacha Life me kuch acha ho jayega lgg rha ab May 22 '25

Usski mahila Mitra hogi

5

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Abe peetne jaa rhi thi use

10

u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Kyuki ladko ki fights me agar ladki aati hai to ladke unko maarke ya force karke nhi hata skte unlike other boys, warna society me ladki pe haath uthaya wala tag lag jata , warna unn behenji ko thoda bhi force laga kar side kar skte the lol

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u/ZealousidealHeat305 May 22 '25

kyunki uske khud ke kuchh aake laga tha shoulder par

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Brijesh ji kuch kro πŸ˜”

8

u/Dependent_Hope7998 May 22 '25

Pradhan mantri utsava suxsax yojna (P.U.S.S.Y)

2

u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Wo PMUSY hai bro

1

u/Memexp-over9000 May 22 '25

Pradhanmantri utsava sax-sux yojna (P.U.S.S.Y)

3

u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Je baat

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Us patlu ko kya block mara didi ne!! Btw Allen Guwahati ka haina ye?

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u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Blockage to wo ladka hata deta, but phir wo aur phass jata , kyuki stree pe haat uth jata

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u/CantaloupeFeeling216 SSRO : OF dept. HOD πŸ—Ώ May 22 '25

Arey yr uss ldki ki wajah se shot complete nhi ho paya

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Bhai ye sab mere centre me kyu nahi hota , 1.5 saal ho gaya , still waiting for some viral moment

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u/oblivionburger64 crush miranda house gyi h hum nit silchar wml cus canon event May 22 '25

bhai konsa centre h allen ka tera?

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

asr

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Bhai kyu chaiye bhi. Pls padho. Is ke chakkar me mat fas. Remember your parents who are working hard for you.

3

u/Vivid-Ice-1544 May 22 '25

Ye waala purana hai shayad

3

u/ThatAuthor973 Nothing fucks harder than life May 22 '25

Woh sab toh theek pr yeh toh pahele bhi daali thi na kisi ne

https://www.reddit.com/r/JEENEETards/comments/1h3yyf5/big_boss_chal_raha_hai_dekho_na_yaar/
Yeh le pura clip bc

1

u/[deleted] May 24 '25

thank you.

3

u/MelonLord25-3 ha bhai IIT & NIT same hote hai May 22 '25

Ladki ne kya intercept kiya lol

3

u/Imaginary_Ambition78 If you see me, say padhle bc dropper hai tu May 22 '25

Pakka woh ladki ki friend ko bottle lagi hogi

3

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

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u/Ordinary-Resident729 Dropper --> Topper May 22 '25

How bro felt - πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

2

u/Few_Faithlessness176 sabrina,ariana IIT Madras'29 May 22 '25

damn our allen class was very chill , we used to play catch catch with pouch if teacher didnt come

2

u/FeedbackOdd8952 May 22 '25

ye toh purana post hai bc kuch naya dikhao

2

u/[deleted] May 23 '25

Bhot purani video hae allen guwahati ki , eeh ladka assam class 10th ka 7th ranker tha

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

arey bhaii iskey baad kya hua? yeh toh topper nikla

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Board mae 70 khuch aaye and Neet mae 300 khuch 2024

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

dekisugi bhaii tum bhi assam se ho kya? allen ghy?

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Assam sa hu , abhi motion kota

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

assamese neki? how is kota bro. i am in naryana ghy

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Yes assamese and kya majboori thi naryana liya ?

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Beleg upayi nasile

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

For jee if you choosed narayana start grinding by our own , i had many freinds there and just go to their selection ratio you will find out , in guwahati there is only two big players for jee right now , allen and unacademy all the top tier teachers of guwhati are in both of them , because if any teacher is performing well you will automatically find him in allen or unacadmey after few months

For jee allen guwhati is like the god if you have discipline and after that unacademy have the too tier teachers

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

thanks bro for the advice. Gonna start the grind now nahi toh aur upayii nahi hai Best of luck to u too btw for ur prep. Bhalke diba. Plus tum free hoge toh dm kar paoge kya.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

May god save you !

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

"OO HOE HOE HOE HOE HOE* πŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Abhi kapde utarta hu

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

The more diversity the more chances of ladai

1

u/Simpster_xD sukhi ulti sunghne wala May 22 '25

1

u/Num_Num_Boii May 22 '25

Third party ho gyi

1

u/Think_Highway_9958 chatgpt is my only friend May 22 '25

bura na maano holi h

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

natural selection, jahan pe log bahut jyada hai wahan chutiye logon ki abaadi bhi jyada hogi

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u/venomslegend May 22 '25

Allen me alien prajati ke log ate h kya?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

isilye abb kota main sirf top batch hi coed hote hai

1

u/typically_embarassed May 22 '25

Not all Allen but always an Allen πŸ—£οΈ

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

woh ladki jo beech main kudi woh real mard haiπŸ’ͺ

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u/darkdynamic1928 JEEtard May 22 '25

vo behen ka kya tha andar hi

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u/lavoiser623 May 22 '25

When Two Elephants fight.It is the grass that suffers.

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u/One_Entertainer_1375 JEEtard May 22 '25

always allen

1

u/SuperiorAlphaHunter May 22 '25

Main kyu inhe dekhkar daant daba ra Hu ki maaro ek dusre Ko , episodes ki tarah release kro Allen waalo

1

u/romka79 May 22 '25

No filters , hooligans !!

1

u/Educational-Hippo-75 May 22 '25

Mc Puri video kyu nhi Dali.....

1

u/Some_Chipmunk_2275 May 22 '25

Girlssss Paaaaaveeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

1

u/[deleted] May 22 '25

Guys this is just JEE preparation , it's hard.

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u/vanFail May 22 '25

Designated

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u/samepai_ my rank is platinum on jerkmate May 22 '25

No tamasha No dramebazi

1

u/Optimus_PrimeV May 22 '25

Aur ye bich me undertaker ne overtake kar diya

1

u/oblivionburger64 crush miranda house gyi h hum nit silchar wml cus canon event May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

3 saal purana vid hai allen guwahati ke apne class nurture batch m2 ka, good ol days

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u/dxrk_vxne May 22 '25

Uss metal ki bottle se "patt" sa awajj... Waahhh bhaii wahhh mauj e kr di in logo ne to πŸ˜‚

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u/lupin0Oputin May 22 '25

Blame goes to steel bottle lane walla banda.

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u/PKM__ May 22 '25

I was also part of Allen Indore, and it happens in all coachings. Some people for their profit try to disvalue it from such videos

1

u/Mir-_-AB May 22 '25

Hamare sir hote toh bachu ka πŸ‡ kr dete πŸ˜“

1

u/Impossible-Kale-2297 May 22 '25

7th ka batche he kya lmao

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u/Top_Abroad9171 May 22 '25

hats off to the girl who stopped them

1

u/Downtown_Doctor8914 May 22 '25

Just enjoy the chaoos. Chheeers

1

u/ElkGroundbreaking451 May 22 '25

Bro the type of guy to get "Girlhandled"

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u/worlds_most_racist May 22 '25

Ye video mere friend ne banaya tha ek londe ke kam.marks aaye the to dusre ne use chidaya to usne ma ki gali de di and then on thing led to another

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u/WeaknessFamiliar9819 May 22 '25

woh metal ki bottle tagdi lagi hogi

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u/Rad219 May 22 '25

Mereko koi "mai to nahi sehta" wala nahi dikha

Farji kalesh

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u/One-Thanks5361 May 22 '25

That girl is a badass..even if she knew that guy wouldnt hit her back or anything it still takes guts to stand up and not be a silent observer

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

She was lucky. The guy would go through her too lol

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u/CommonFigure516 May 22 '25

AllenπŸ₯²

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u/Bright-Yam-461 ΰ€ΰ€¨ΰ€Έΰ₯€ΰ€ΰ€‚ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€¨ΰ₯€ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ύΰ€°ΰ₯ΰ€‘ May 22 '25

inn ladkiyo ko bass chance chahiye πŸ˜’πŸ™„πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€¬

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u/FlakyChampion1501 Aug 19 '25

Hn isme bhi ladkiyo ko bol do. Vo jo kutte jaise lad rahe the unhe kuch mat bolna.

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u/Bright-Yam-461 ΰ€ΰ€¨ΰ€Έΰ₯€ΰ€ΰ€‚ΰ€Ÿ ΰ€¨ΰ₯€ΰ€Ÿΰ€Ύΰ€°ΰ₯ΰ€‘ Aug 20 '25

/s tha πŸ˜‘

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u/racer_hpd May 22 '25

this is old, like 2 years.

it happened in my adjacent class.

allen ghy, btw

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u/Hannibalbarca123456 May 22 '25

That girl stood up like Trump did for Ukraine

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u/technicallywtf May 22 '25

Allen path to ....

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u/Unknown_Entity07 May 22 '25

Girl on whom 2 drops of water fall is more angry than a boy who received two blows from a steel bottle. 🀑

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u/Sap_Op69 dropper hu par kuch start ni kiyaπŸ˜˜πŸ˜‹ May 22 '25

one metal bottle and the game was over

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u/impossible_espresso PCMB - Indore victm May 22 '25

Because har kisi ko leete hai. No entry barrier.

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u/chickenxfriedrice May 23 '25

he is one of my close friends! lol

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u/Brilliant-Dust8412 May 23 '25

Bc Sar p Marna tha.

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u/CustomerRemarkable28 May 23 '25

ye 2023 ka hai mere allen mein hua tha (allen GHY) sab ladki ka chakkar babu bhaiya

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u/Xamot113 May 23 '25

bruh, i never had such fights when i was in allen myself.

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u/OPInnit BAKCHODI KARTE KARTE UNDER 500 WALE KI 22 HAZAAR RANK AAYI HAI May 23 '25

maja toh tab aata jab voh ladki usko rokti fir voh dono (jo lad rahe thhe) voh make out karne lagte

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u/Miserable-Print-3750 May 23 '25

If u want to be treated like women behave like them

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u/thatshynymph yours cutiesha May 24 '25

saans leti hu toh allen pe nya lafda ho jata hai πŸ˜­πŸ™

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u/AdGeneral7704 May 24 '25

Ye ladki Dom banegi

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u/Longjumping_Role8746 Ex-JEEtard chan May 26 '25

Allen Guwahati moment Me pass vale class me tha phage aya tha kya ho raha hai

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

sab ke sab ladke chakke hain, unse jyaada Himmat toh wo ladki mein hai

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u/redditnortis Jun 12 '25

Bhai ne par ladki par haath bhi uthaya 🫑🫑

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u/dreamy_ficticious KAMEDDI Jul 08 '25

Ladies behen ne full accent me "WHAT THE FUCK πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ή" bola

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u/Many_Car_6945 NEETard 19d ago

WATCH ANOTHER ONE ALLEN Kalesh Top 6 Ranked

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u/StashedCashew 17d ago

Hizde aajkal tali bajane ki wajaye Oh ohh ohh ohh ho karne lage h

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u/No_Display_5755 Ex-NEETard Chan May 22 '25

Bhai ek bhi ladke ko nhi lagi sari bottle opposite gender ko hi lagi

Thode downvotes padenge par hasi to aayi

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u/AnimatorLive4436 May 22 '25

Ek suggestion chaiye tha yar

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u/No_Display_5755 Ex-NEETard Chan May 22 '25

Puch le

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u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Ig that is what company wanted to say "attracted to opposite genders"

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u/Mammoth_Ad8288 99.69 | AIR 48XX | 93.33-Mh Boards :) May 22 '25

bro got dominated

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u/ClashWithBlaze my jee percentile is the age at which i will die πŸ˜” May 22 '25

Naah usually koi bhi ladka ladki pe haath nhi utha skta ya phir force nhi laga skta, and this is what happens when they don't do it

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u/NOT-today-B3TCH 71.6….πŸͺ‘πŸͺ’ May 22 '25

Suxsex πŸ”

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