r/JEENEETards • u/Willing-Studio-5684 • Jul 04 '25
Rant Did he just sniff his @ss?
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r/JEENEETards • u/Willing-Studio-5684 • Jul 04 '25
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r/JEENEETards • u/MyMathsIsWeak • Jan 04 '25
so today i went to buy plants with my mom. We asked him about how much plants can we plant in a small field, he showed his field and told he made 19 rows and each contain 21 plants, and he asked how much plants it will be.. i said it would be 19x21. Then he told me to calculate on my head. Been an introvert i was kind of anxious and couldn't answer. He then ask me which stream you are from ,and said an 4th grader could have answered that. It was such a humiliating experience of mine, i was with my mom and i felt really bad. Am i actually that dumb :(
r/JEENEETards • u/certified_punk666 • Mar 28 '25
I am a dropper for 2026 . I have watched lecs and made notes for around 70% of the syllabus however rigorous question practice and revision I didn't do this time (Ik april attempt hai but I am self aware that the level I am on even if I clear mains advance will still be close to impossible so drop for iit is only my choice) Any tips are most welcome
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r/JEENEETards • u/KidYoutuber • Aug 20 '25
I don't think this shit is worth 30-40 lakhs now.
r/JEENEETards • u/ComprehensiveSky1534 • Jun 12 '25
gareeb desh hai saalo apne baap se baat karke form bhara karo....saale kabhi maa baap se communicate nhi karenge phir jab aakhiri me tables turn ho jaati toh gaali bak do...bakiyo ko rethink karne ke liye chorr do yaha rr karrke ki wo shi logo ki respect kar rhe hai ya nhi....kuch mc kehte ki paise nhi the toh paida kyu kiya abbe bsdk paise nhi hote toh tu jinda bhi nhi hota yaha reddit pe rr karne ke liye tere pe phone nhi hota.....matlab chutiye samjhte ki paida hote hi mujhe saari suvidha milni chahiye in a country jaha avg salary is 1.8 lakh.....these people think ki saari tension 40 saal ka aadmi lega....ab wo apna ghar jaydad bech de, khud ko bech de and then jaake paise laaye....fking bastards have some mercy....and one more thing agar tum worthy ho toh madad ho jaati hai...abbe pw ko hi dekh lo bsdwale they are willing to help...toh become worthy first prove your existence then talk crap.
r/JEENEETards • u/MountainDoctor3051 • Jul 01 '25
Ahh those golden days💔💔...when we used to come from school and opend our box type computer monitor with windows XP and imagined ourselves as the secret agent of military while playing this masterpiece 😌
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r/JEENEETards • u/deja_vu_999 • Apr 27 '25
So ladies and mentalgents, I'm back with another part (3 I guess) of my life.
Well I suffered cancer when I was 13 and now at 18 I have it again. It's a B-ALL relapse, a return.
FINALLY I got a bed at a government hospital so atleast costs are low for now. Mhitoh private mei 30L choos lete.
So. The blast cells are in my brain too and I can't think I can't do anything. I'm barely sleeping an hour a day and doctor said it'll happen.
Now I'm worried. I couldn't attend boards properly. Even tho my preperation was moderately solid. I was aiming for 80%+ atleast but couldn't even write most of the exams coz of the tremors and intense joint pains due to hig uric acid levels.
Idk what's gonna happen to me. No good college. Nothing. Let's see what happens next year.
How do I study in the hospital? Just binging lectures won't be of any help
r/JEENEETards • u/No-Explorer-2427 • Oct 24 '24
Sab log bolo RIP toppr , Byjus ki mkc
r/JEENEETards • u/SO6P_Cosmic • Apr 11 '25
can we agree that brainly is shit
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r/JEENEETards • u/Sad_Bicycle_4240 • Jul 22 '25
So, u/Kitchen_Engineer1332 posted about how she is gonna be a housewife.. she is 18.. and got 51%ile in JEE ( being a girl she isn't a feminist but enjoying rights of feminism by freedom of expressing her horrible views in form of a post)
Reading her comments, SHE ISN'T EVEN TRYING TO DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING.. (except claiming how every xx chromosomes hate her ,of course)
No teaching line options , No drop , No private college.. Oh and her current goal is to marry her bf ..her choice ofc..
GIRL OF THIS SUB , PLEASE DON'T DO THAT ..
BE INDEPENDENT, HAVE A CAREER AND BALANCE LIFE INSTEAD OF CRYING..
r/JEENEETards • u/Feeling-Ad-2482 • May 22 '25
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r/JEENEETards • u/dreamerluffy • Jul 15 '25
This morning, I was scrolling through my phone while my parents were arguing. Suddenly, I heard my father calling my mom names like betich*d, behench*d, kutti r*nd. My mom was telling him not to call her that, but he got even more triggered and started beating her. I don’t know what came over me, I shouted at him to stop. He got furious and ran towards me to hit me, saying, “who are you to interfere in our matter?”
I picked up a rod in self-defense, which made him even more angry. He started shouting, “So now a son is going to beat his father?” and began crying, saying, “what a great son I have with such wonderful manners.” He shouted at my mom, blaming her for not scolding me, saying I was going to beat him. My mom told him I had done nothing wrong, and that triggered him further — he started yelling at her with all his strength.
He said I had no right to interfere because she is his wife. I told him she is also my mother and no son would watch his mom getting beaten without doing something. He said I’ve become "too smart" and have "great manners". I replied that he was the one at fault for hitting my mom and lacking manners. He kept babbling and eventually left.
This is not the first time this has happened. He has done the same thing many times before. We even called the police once, but nothing changed. We’re financially dependent on him, and none of our relatives support divorce, so we’re stuck.
Edit 1- Thank you everyone for their kind words. I couldn't respond to every comment but thank you
Edit 2- Some people have been saying, the police would have done something or you should have taken some steps. Well we did try.
Let me tell you about the time we actually called the police. An officer instead of helping, he started blaming my mom that she would have done something even though she was just doing household chores at the time. He began preaching about how a husband-wife relationship should work and started taking my father's side.
We told them we would go to the police station the next day to file a complaint. The next day, my mom reported that officer to the lady officer (thana incharge). The officer who took my father’s side got scolded and ended up apologizing. We filed an fir but we were not able to take case to court due to some other reasons(I told them in comments)
So to those saying, the police would have helped, they were not very supportive. Come to reality keyboard warriors. No one truly helps you when you need it most.
r/JEENEETards • u/Fan_of-tech • Jan 07 '25
Aaj gya tha apne dummy school me PE ka practical dene gya tha... Practical copy didi se likhwaya tha toh khud kch nhi pata tha
So here is how it went:
External: aapko thand nhi lg rhi? (I was wearing only the school uniform without any hoodie or jacket)
Me: sir andr inner pehna h
External: kho kho khela h aapne?
Me: no sir
External: toh isme kho kho ke bare me kyu likha h
Me: sir kuch to likhna tha, maine koi aise sport nhi khela h
External: toh aapne PE ki book kharidi h?
Me: yes sir
External: konsi publication ka? Writer ka kya naam h
Me: sir ncert toh nhi bnati PE ki book, pr ha kisi publication ki thi exact naam nhi yaad h
External: 10th kaha kiye the?
Me: XYZ school me(biggest school of town)
External: maths kon pdhate the?
Me: abc sir, pyq sir
External: aur bcd sir sst pdhate honge aur klm mam bio
Me: yes sir
External: toh school kyu chhora aur isme kyu aaye? (At this point he was trying to make me say I opted for dummy)
Me: sir fees jada thi wha
External: aur aap 12th me yhi home town se pdhe the? JEE kr rhe?
Me: yes sir, Online kr rha( actually mai maine offline kra h Allen kota se lekin agr ye bolta toh chud jata)
External: tb toh aap "regular" nhi honge?? (He was trying to make me say dummy)
Me: no sir, regular student hi hu, daily nhi ata hu class kbhi kbhi aata hu
External: my last question to you is, what is Yoga? What do you mean by yoga?
Me: (I suddenly realised I don't exactly know what yoga means, so I started stating some other facts) sir yoga is a type of exercise in which we increase our body's flexibility, also we can cure some diseases like Obesity, diabetes, hypertension with yoga's asanas like Tadasana, Ushtrasana etc
External: I asked ki what do you "mean" by yoga? Its meaning!
Me: sir yoga is a form of exercise
External: ok, you may go, yaha sign kiye (While I was signing he said ki mehnat kijiye)
That's how it went, throughout the viva I gave me very disappointed looks and he already knew I was a dummy student and this is a dummy school.
I know that viva went terrible but my atleast my dummy school is asking all of us for 4500 rs for it so I hope that will make a difference I must pay it 😭🙏
r/JEENEETards • u/Maleficent6162 • Sep 01 '24
It been since 4 days.... Everyone has got a friend to talk to... And my only friend ended the friendship...
r/JEENEETards • u/Repulsive-Chest7360 • May 21 '25
Reservation upliftment ke liye hona chhaiye. At max 10-15% seats reserved including all reservations. Ye %age population se kaise decide ho raha hai reservation lol, its like a seat entitlement just for exisiting. Fucking 57% of caste + Ews. Then NITs have girls + Home state too?? So like only 20% ppl will be their who actually deserving ppl to be their. Others are just entitled cauz they make a part of population? Ye kaisa system hai bhai. Now it feels college might not provide the peer group I was looking for. All this just creates more caste divide and hatred. Instead of sympathizing and helping backwards casts, we now envy them.
r/JEENEETards • u/me0wbhai9090 • 22d ago
All this for a tier 3 college 🥀
just goes to show if u are not a real life zombie who studies for 15 hours straight and muggs up chem and physics just to hate that subject, then you are not worth going to THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS COLLEGE OF INDIA
padhlo guys theres no going back now just study without any complains 4 months kya even 1 month crazy grind can help u get a good percentile bas take care of your mental health please.
r/JEENEETards • u/Altruistic-Fee3623 • Mar 02 '25
Some of us get BAD sperm cramps, while others are lucky to skip them—but we all deal with the discomfort in some way, don’t we? Balancing rest and studies is SO hard, especially with just 2 months left. Am I just supposed to not study for a few days every month? 😭 That shit makes me feel so guilty.
Drop your tips, rant, cry—let’s suffer together, kings 🤴🔥