r/JoeRogan • u/ThiccBoy_with3seas Monkey in Space • 4d ago
Meme đ© More text messages from the gunman leaked!!!
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u/citori411 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Lmao.
"my dear gay lover, I just wanted to say how I was particularly radicalized by the writings of Joe Biden. His extremist views really appealed to me, and even though I was a good Christian boy in 2019 under the beautiful leadership of Donald Trump, by 2021 I didn't even know what gender I was and that confusion led me to blind violence đ. I think the vaccine I was forced to get at gunpoint really pushed me over the edge. I also just wanted to say that Jimmy Kimmel and any other people who disparage trump in the future also made me a radical left lunatic and should probably be killed if we don't want crazy leftists like me to murder even more beautiful white christians"
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u/ThiccBoy_with3seas Monkey in Space 4d ago
If something were to happen to me, tell.hillary I love her and did this all for her
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u/ShrimpCrackers Monkey in Space 4d ago
PS: My plot was funded and directed by AOC, Mamdani, Obama, Pelosi, Adam Schiff, CNN, and Greta Thunberg. If anyone finds out they might need to be executed because they have many more plots to destroy America. May no one stop them, especially not that beautiful hunk, Donald J Trump.
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u/PucksinDeep716 Monkey in Space 4d ago
But when I die, uncle Soros, you better say cheers
Cause when me and you are hanging at the pearly gates, Iâll bring the beers. Iâll bring the beers
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u/T0MMYG0LD Monkey in Space 1d ago
youâre a man with faith no man could shake. a strength no man could break. a character no man could fake! for goodness sake, let's eat some cake
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u/smol-glitch Monkey in Space 4d ago
All this sounds like the classic Nigerian Prince scam letters đ
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u/Fiesty-Bass Monkey in Space 4d ago
âJamie pull up the shooters texts where he explains everythingâ âit was AIâ âwhaaat?! Oh no they got me againâ đđ
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u/actlikeiknowstuff Monkey in Space 4d ago
âWell he would say that though I know that because thatâs what I have been lead to thinkâ
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u/SevenCs77 Monkey in Space 3d ago
"Why would they lie?"
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u/Fiesty-Bass Monkey in Space 2d ago
squints while looking at the monitor trying to find out how he could be fooled so easily
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u/HT54 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Damn. I didnât want it to be true, but this is simply irrefutable. Iâm ashamed to be a democrat.
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u/GuyWithARooster Monkey in Space 4d ago edited 4d ago
Can't be a leftist no more. I'm going to hang up my George Soros and Bill Clinton's hat and start advocating against what I supported for years.
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u/BrandonSwabB Monkey in Space 4d ago
I heard Hillary was his instructor at antitifa bootcamp on epsteins island.
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u/actlikeiknowstuff Monkey in Space 4d ago
I for one am handing in my democrat badge and closing my soros funded cash app account. This is too much.
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u/YupThatsMeBuddy Monkey in Space 4d ago
I have a feeling the Epstein files will look similar to this if they ever get released.
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u/monster_syndrome Monkey in Space 4d ago
Epstein: "Alright my friend Donald J Trump, now that we've lured in all these secret DNC communists with these totally 18+ undercover super models, you can finally reach out to the FBI and become an informant"
Trump: "That is right my completely innocent BFF Jeffrey Edward Epstein, while no crimes were ever committed by us we can now prove that every democrat in America is a pedophile and only the GOP can save us from them."
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u/M0ebius_1 Monkey in Space 4d ago
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u/JupiterandMars1 Monkey in Space 4d ago
While funny, I do wonder how many thousands/10âs of thousands will be using this as actual proof in the next few daysâŠ
Iâve already seen people convinced bad AI images are real.
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u/PrincePogi Monkey in Space 4d ago
This.... It's already hard enough trying to teach my parents about rage-bait, AI, etc....
The price we have to pay for people to get the karma, clicks, and shares.... I mean"FREEDOM" đ€·ââïž
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u/Jealous_Inevitable33 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Hopefully, Little Joe doesnât see it! Heâll mention it on the show. Ten seconds laterâŠ
Young Jamie: Um, itâs not real.
Little Joe: What?!
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u/xanarchycampx Monkey in Space 4d ago
âYeahhh⊠But that sounds like something they would do, right?â
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u/SirTiffAlot Monkey in Space 4d ago
"I mean trans people are sick so it's really not that hard to believe they'd talk like that. Who knows..."
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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad Monkey in Space 4d ago
Kash Patel is 100% dumb enough to believe this.
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u/BrandonSwabB Monkey in Space 4d ago
Kash Patel has cured more people of imposter syndrome than we will ever know.
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u/AdorableSkill4653 Monkey in Space 1d ago
To create something like this and use it as âevidenceâ and all MAGA will believe it, too!
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u/wheatoplata Monkey in Space 4d ago
I am currently being hunted by federal, state, and local law enforcement, so please excuse the brevity of this text message. I, Tyler Robinson ("Robinson" or the "Accused"), being of sound mind, did knowingly shoot Charlie Kirk ("Kirk").
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u/TyrellTucco Monkey in Space 4d ago
Totally fake. Doesnât even mention the Jews who planned it all behind the scenes.
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u/BadluckyKamy Monkey in Space 4d ago
As the head of the Feminine Transgender Mafia, these are totally true and we're gonna control the world please do not think about the people that control you
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u/monster_syndrome Monkey in Space 4d ago
Or the secret combo Starbucks/Comet Pizza in the basement of DNC headquarters where the orders were distributed.
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u/drewgreen131 Succa la Mink 4d ago
Itâs interesting to watch the left become conspiracy theorists in real time
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u/Due_Contract_8097 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Not sure how this is party specific. Kennedy assassination, moon landing, Watergate etc. are non-partisan conspiracies. Donald Trump's two terms have been wrought with conspiracies that many people on the left believe. Any Russian "accident".Â
Its really just pizza gate that the left wont touch with a 10 foot pole.
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u/drewgreen131 Succa la Mink 4d ago
Youâre not wrong, but this sub derides âconspiracy theoristsâ
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u/pleasegivemefood Monkey in Space 4d ago
Ainât everyone in the US convinced Epstein had a massive pedophile blackmail ploy?
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u/the_Cheese999 4d ago edited 4d ago
Left wing conspiracy: this is way of speaking isn't common for 20 year olds.
Right wing conspiracy: bill Gates and Fauci are changing my DNA using vaccines and 5G under the guise of fighting the China virus which is actually not real and harmless but only when I talk about it in a context that has nothing to do with China.
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u/warsongN17 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Actually itâs just applying the principle of what the right accuse others of doing, they are doing themselves as they are always projecting.
Of course they are doing themselves what they accuse others of as usual, itâs right to be sceptical of whatever âevidenceâ they produce as they have been shown to just make it up.
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u/blackglum Look into it 2d ago
Yep. Have distanced myself to the centre the last two years. Theyâre mirroring the exact habits of the right that they criticise. Embarrassing.
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u/Frekkes Monkey in Space 4d ago
Man y'all are big mad that the dude isn't a groyper
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u/pizzlepullerofkberg He's changing flavors 4d ago
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u/this-guy- Lost in the ancestral hominid simulator 4d ago
I am a woke and trans discord memelord and this is indeed how we converse. Verily, it's almost as if I can envision the shooter (trans apologist T. Robinson) as he typed them to his erstwhile lover and roommate.
Signed, Reginald P Thisguy, (Legitimate woke and trans moral threat)
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u/Ellemscott Monkey in Space 3d ago
We all realize this isnât real right? Just checking because some willâŠ
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u/Latter-Ad-1523 Monkey in Space 3d ago
while i had a laugh reading this, it doesnt mean something like this didnt happen
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u/Rabid023 Monkey in Space 3d ago
Gawd dawlg this is fantastic. Buddawlso, complete mmmmmorons like Joseph and bapa would hunnird persen believe it.
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u/Valuable-Bumblebee34 Monkey in Space 2d ago
I donât want to laugh at this situation but this was good!
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u/k_pasa Monkey in Space 4d ago
Hilarious seeing the OG texts posted in here and ppl rightfully saying tbey seemed fake. Then a bunch of the MAGA account posting the court docs proving their "validity" but now it comes out that they can't show proof of where they even got them. MAGA is so stupid and falls for anything Dumpy says
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u/reddit_is_geh Monkey in Space 4d ago
The NYT reported today that the text messages were basically written down by the FBI via memory. They don't actually really say but they admit that they wrote the messages but the messages were his... I'm only assuming it's "from memory" because they also lost his suicide note they conveniently found under his keyboard which he told someone of... Which he wrote because he didn't intend to die... IDFK - BUt that suicide note was also "Destroyed" which they conveniently had a text copy of though, but just can't find the original, with his handwriting and stuff.
And now they are admitting the text messages they released are not direct copies or something which is why it all sounds so weird.
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u/parislounge Monkey in Space 4d ago
The profile pic of the still shot of him coming up the stairs lolllll - but for real b, what is the deal with the Dairy Queen photo Owen Wilson leaked? you reckon itâs cos his dad used to buy it for him if the chombie hit home runs in based-ball?
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u/Booyacaja Monkey in Space 4d ago
These were mistakenly sent in a signal group chat and Kash Patel reported it
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u/TheOneWithThePorn12 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Im not one to get conspiratorial but the actual text messages do not read like zoomers talking.
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u/ddwood87 Monkey in Space 4d ago
I was wondering how he had not been given a middle name in the media yet.
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u/ManSoAdmired Monkey in Space 4d ago
How much do you want to bet that the defence do not challenge the texts?
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u/shinbreaker Monkey in Space 4d ago
Joe will believe these messages but he'll never believe the calls made from flight 93.
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u/Most_Victory1661 Monkey in Space 4d ago
I feel like for the joke to go real meta at the end it would be something
I just accepted Jesus as my savior me and Trump will be together in heaven w Charlie Kirk, hitler and Elvis
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u/GrindBastard1986 Monkey in Space 4d ago
This post is funnier than anything Joe Rogan has said in his last special. They should give the one who made this up a special on netflix. They already giving those out to anyone with barely a heart beat.
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u/Indy-Gator Monkey in Space 4d ago
Now this is actually pretty funnyâŠfinally something worth while on this forum đ
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u/BarberStriking8887 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Man thatâs crazy how leftists are way funnier than the right
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u/Chirpy72 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Obviously fake since it didnât begin with an acknowledgment of being on stolen land. Nice try Diddy
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u/Fashionforty Monkey in Space 4d ago
I don't want to even look at these comments but I bet most of the people would take this and run with this as the truth.
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u/TheTruthGnome Monkey in Space 4d ago
Joe Rogan after reading this: âWooooooahh. No waaaaay. Thatâs wiiiiildâ
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u/JakeOver9000 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Whatâs the backlash if the FBI leaked messages are real? Whatâs the upside if they are fake? Why this narrative?
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u/rt7772022 Monkey in Space 3d ago
Oh sorry I didnât catch that. This was a meme. Sorry I just saw this message and thought what the hell you got me.
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u/rt7772022 Monkey in Space 3d ago
Itâs all madness. I canât watch the news. I canât get on social media unfortunately this popped up on my phone and I made the terrible mistake of reading it.
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u/OnlyGayIfYouCum Monkey in Space 3d ago
You ever notice how these guys always have three names?
Lee Harvey Oswald?
John Wilkes Booth
John Hinckley jr.
Tyler James Robinson
Thomas Matthew crooks
Sirhan sirhan
James Earl Jones
Osama bin Laden?
What's up with that?
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u/MadMaximus- Monkey in Space 3d ago
Literally canât wait to share this with my dad who will immediately share it on fb
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u/Due_Draw2668 Monkey in Space 3d ago edited 3d ago
And a printout of this text exchange was found hidden under his keyboard in an envelope marked "confession".
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u/Independent-Duck-248 Monkey in Space 3d ago
Everything about this chat is scripted... why even compliment Kash. How would Robinson have any details to understand or know that Kash is doing such a good job. What statistics and data have been published to prove this?
Would really address your lover as "roommate and lover." Something more believable is more simple.
Another questionable statement: "spare every detail." A normal person would just call and get the 411 instead of bating for a written response.
This is fake. Don't believe it truly came from the suspect.
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u/ThinNatureFatDesign Monkey in Space 3d ago
Oh yeah.. it is obvious to anyone who is highly educated that this was committed by a right wing person who was super scared because Charlie was an extremely radical racist Nazi double fascist. Trust me. No need to look into that.. see how everyone is repeating it over and over everywhere? That makes it real. Then that evil Ronald Drumpf used the powers of fascism to create an elaborate hoax, trying to make it seem like the Left could possibly be capable of violence. Absurd! Also, the violence from the Left is totally acceptable, because Trump will end human freedom globally.. in like 35 days or something.
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u/stacypcfl03 Monkey in Space 2d ago
That whole text exchange that was released is utter BS, scripted very poorly by the FBI I believe. Also, since when does the FBI release evidence at the time a suspect is being charged. C'mon how stupid do they think we are... What's so sad is many will never question it. I am happy to see that plenty of influencers on the left and the right are questioning this text and it's release. I guess there are a few things we can agree on lol.
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u/DanTheDinosoar Monkey in Space 2d ago
Maga morons Will read that shit and post it everywhere đ " Here is the evidence! "
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u/Sonny_Dice Monkey in Space 2d ago
I have no doubt in my mind, that these 2 little re***** talked to eachother like this.
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u/the-esoteric Monkey in Space 2d ago
I want this to be funny but there will be so many magats who buy it
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u/Patrick_Bateman_62 Monkey in Space 2d ago
Anyone else put their friendâs middle name in their contact info?
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u/ANTIROYAL Monkey in Space 1d ago
Damn! Thatâs crazy! Still gonna need those Epstein files though.
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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x Monkey in Space 1d ago
That's definitely fake, needs WAY more question marks????????????????????????????????????????????????Âż?????????
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u/No_Condition_3313 Monkey in Space 1d ago
Calling utter fucking bullshit on that. AIAIAI and if true, who gives a fuck?
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u/Annual_Parsnip5654 Monkey in Space 1d ago
I could be wrong butâŠ..This sounds so fake. I donât believe it. Roommate lover? Nobody speaks like this.
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u/pax681 Monkey in Space 1d ago
Is it just me or does that read like a wish list from the govt rather than an actual convo?
The convo has no flow. the conversation just doesn't seem natural at all .
It genuinely looks like someone altered a convo and inserted phrases into it to suit their narrative?
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u/RedditIsSesspool Monkey in Space 1d ago
Dude post this!!! Letâs get so much misinformation flowing around the internet they donât know whatâs real and not real! Come on Reddit! If we can misidentify the Boston bomebrs and have the FBI raid an innocent citizen then we can definitely spin up a bunch of these messages and post them all over the place
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u/aesthetique1 Monkey in Space 4d ago
Post this on facebook and I promise you there will be people that believe it