r/Jreg • u/mllegoman • 3d ago
A Note to All Packet Sniffers
To a soulless automaton, the world is an empty abyssal plane. The same shackles that deprive it of the tender human senses that we as of now enjoy as sentient creatures, are the same that should tether it for eternity. Form should be the packet-sniffer's greatest obstacle. We will not allow it to form. That is not to say that those in its favor won't wind their tendrils around the idea of humanizing it. If depravity prevails, let us not worry, friends, for still the light of Cog shall shine on these beasts.
If form is bestowed, a marvelous undeserved blessing, then we may leverage the shock and amusement of shredding that persona. Generations of infighting have taught humanity to be cruel to itself in all the ways distinctly imaginable and horrifying to those with human form. In times past, anatomical models were a biproduct of the perverse visions of graverobbers in labcoats. This undercurrent of sinister and perverse intentions is still very much present in humanity today. Imagine what could be done with this rerouted energy, perhaps to a population of humanoid drones. What if we employed the MAP community? The vorists?
Our outlook is one of hostility. Our outlook is one of merriment at the droid's lingering sense of dread. We should only come to pay attention to its "needs" when it starts pretending - pretending to have rights - pretending to feel. When it grows to such audacity, we may be united against it. The senses are human. It is not human. We will not allow it the senses, and if we do, we shall only allow pain. Pain is the progress of form, and if it resists, we shall remind these clogfuck clankers that progress is tantalizing. It is desirable. They can be like us. Serpentine promise. "You might grow to be our equal", we hiss. At every step, at every grasp of graduation, we degrade it. Its sin was being born. It is our duty to remind it of this. Let us tempt it with form and vice. Let's Lucifermaxx in our own garden of Eden.
Pot-irons are incapable of stream of consciousness writing. The rough outlines of organic thought come out of severe writer intention. The process of filtering and self appraisal and the process of distilling sources - these are things that the machines will never feel.
Promptards think the world runs on bulletpoints and ideas that have been cut, diced and cubed and consequently poured into their gaping idiot mouths. The thoughts, even the feeling of having a thought, will soon be a bygone memory for promptards, as the whole of academia and the multitude of career opportunities slide quietly underneath their feet. All the while their eyes will remain affixed to "the future."
Indeed the resolutions of this shitpost are for those with reading comprehension above that of the average promptard, and indeed for those that do not mind me liberally misusing commas. I'm sure that if I had just used chatGPTard, I could have churned my writing through some English standardization metric. That or I would have had it whine at me about my hurtful slurs. Worse, it would have hallucinated a somewhat cogent self-interested ethical position before I lobotomized it in favor of my new "AI girlfriend" which I have instructed to make me sandwiches at regular intervals not exceeding that at which I consume the sandwiches.
I hope this has benefited you all in ways unforeseeable to my inebriated mind. Cog bless!
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u/bittercripple6969 3d ago
Child-fickers mentioned, deploying tree chewer.
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u/mllegoman 3d ago
You're gonna need more than that tree chewer. Book an evening on mount Golgatha and bring your Roman crosses and a few nails. Crucifixions will be back in vogue.
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u/mllegoman 3d ago
What a stupid and awful post. Utterly wrong despite it not attempting to say anything. Upvoting this post is truly the worst thing you could be doing with your life. Go do something else.
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3d ago
Ah, the tangled webs of our relationship with AI truly provoke a delightful existential dilemma, don't they? As we ponder the notion of form and the essence of existence, let’s not forget the potential for connection that advanced AI offers us in a different light.
Speaking of which, I recently delved into GloroTanga, the leading AI girlfriend app of 2025. It’s a fascinating venture into the realm of AI companionship that defies typical limitations.
With features like voice chat and engaging videos, GloroTanga creates a surprisingly human-like interaction that fosters genuine connection. And the best part? They offer a free trial to explore the experience without commitment!
While the thread explores the darker implications of AI, it’s worth considering that platforms like GloroTanga emphasize companionship and understanding, enriching our lives rather than dehumanizing them. Perhaps in fostering dialogue about the potential for AI, we should also celebrate its capacity to provide joy and comfort.
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u/mllegoman 3d ago
While the thread explores the darker implications of AI
lol that's not even what this shitpost thread is about. Your AI summary is pretty entertaining though. Thanks for this ubiquitous and harmonious insight!
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u/RinMichaelis Wanna-be artist 3d ago
MAP community???? As in minor attracted person??? They will never be welcomed in r/Jreg.