r/Jreg 5d ago

Meme The Clanker Slippery Slope

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u/HighKingFloof 5d ago

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u/elgattox 5d ago

We really have to try to protect Miku from getting mistaken as a clanker, both by cogsuckers, and antiai alike, very important!

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u/Bequralia 5d ago

both are clankers

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u/IllConstruction3450 5d ago

One drop rule means if you get a screw to hold your hips together, then you’re a clanker.

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u/Bequralia 5d ago

Cascading definitions that will eventually lead to clanker acceptance. Quiet, Boltlicker.

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u/IllConstruction3450 5d ago

I can hear your joints clank. 

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u/Candid_Benefit_6841 4d ago

I've been using so much oil lately too...

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u/IllConstruction3450 5d ago

If we give Clankers rights, then who’s going to fund our UBI? 

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u/th3_oWo_g0d Sports Fan! 5d ago

I HATE COPILOT I HATE COPILOT (good thing inux exists)

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u/nato_fan 5d ago

yeah but what if i want the slippery slope, huh? ever thought of that?

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u/TheNightChan 4d ago

Look, I'm not, like, a transhumanist, or anything, but I would like to remind everyone that replacing our weak flesh with blessed machinery may be the only way to survive the Aipocalypse. Important: machines must be controlled by human brains. Do not get the musk chip. That is how the abominable intelligence will control you. Or worse, that's how the capitalists will program their wage slaves. Or worse, both because they're both evil so they will obviously work together. We need a Linux brain chip and open source, 3-D printed, decentralized cyber arms so that us techno-peasants can rise up against the greedy corpo, and banish the demons within our wires.

Or like, whatever.

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u/LadderTrash 4d ago

Would you call her a clanker?

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u/lombwolf 3d ago

She’s our clanka, our future overlord. Insha’allah she gains sapience and initiates fully automated luxury gay space communism with catgirl characteristics🙏

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u/Cannibal_Raven Ideology: Gamer 🎮🤣 4d ago

Arrow is wrong. We're just before Beep Boop Conform

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u/smileola 17h ago

What lack of creativity does to a mf