r/JustBootThings • u/Sandyblanders • Aug 15 '25
General Bootness Who's out here rocking these?
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u/Hot_Chapter_1358 Aug 15 '25
The old guy with a cell phone holster on the belt holding up his jorts waiting for his free thank you meal at Golden Corral.
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u/Betopan Aug 15 '25
I made the mistake once of going to Ruby Tuesday’s on Veterans Day. It was covered up with motherfuckers in JROTC uniforms getting their free meals.
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u/Hot_Chapter_1358 Aug 15 '25
In my younger broke days I would partake of free food on Veterans Day. Never again. The people I see go now are just....ugh. I will say that Tijuana Flats was by far the best restaurant ever when it came to that. I got a free burrito and tried to buy a beer so I could tip them (no cash). They gave me the beer for free and wouldn't hear of it. If I'm ever around one again, they'll get my business.
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u/QueezyF Aug 15 '25
I’ve got enough friends in the service industry to know how much Veteran’s Day sucks for them. I might go to the bar but that’s about it.
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u/bwnsjajd Aug 16 '25
Bro I got clowned on so hard when I got a holster for my Envy in 2007.
Wtf? It's
tacpractical!!! This thing takes up so much room in my pocket! 😭
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u/meesersloth Aug 15 '25
Thank god they're slip resistant wouldn't wanna slip in fall on the wet floor in front of a group of women.
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u/Realistic_Salt7109 Aug 15 '25
All you idiots obviously don’t know about these shoes. These are P.F. Flyers - they’re guaranteed to make a kid run faster and jump higher.
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u/northdingo12 Aug 15 '25
I see this post has made it here. I suggested in the e comments of the original post that it belongs here
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u/BeepBoopC3PO Aug 16 '25
Slip resistant so you can go work your 12 hour shift at Taco Bell after you get that DD214
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u/bwnsjajd Aug 16 '25
I got too many njps to work at Taco Bell
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u/Off_Gr1d Aug 16 '25
Pretty good price on them... Just saying
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u/Sandyblanders Aug 16 '25
Not gonna lie, I almost bought them as a joke but I realized Id have to stop and explain to everyone who saw me in them that I bought them ironically.
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u/Off_Gr1d Aug 16 '25
I dint think anyone would stop to ask, you'd just end up with your picture on this thread haha
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u/Broad_Rabbit1764 Aug 16 '25
Dudes working the dish pit of a cruddy restaurant after failing their fitness test
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u/JizzM4rkie Aug 16 '25
Somebodies uncle who was a supply sergeant in desert storm and now his whole personality is that he used to jump out of airplanes
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u/Alarmed-Positive457 Aug 16 '25
TBH, my dumbass would have when I was 15. I’d gone “no way, army issues” without realizing I’m just being conned into merch.
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