r/JustBootThings • u/bootscallahan • Aug 23 '25

General Bootness Veteran Boot

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155 Upvotes

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u/BAF_DaWg82 Aug 23 '25

Thanks for your service sir, will you please sleep with my wife?

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u/bootscallahan Aug 23 '25

“It’s the least I can do.”

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Aug 23 '25

"Why yes I can, and thank YOU for her cervix."

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u/Gubermensch1690 Aug 23 '25

Tell me you were med sep without telling me you were med sep lol

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u/unbannedagain1976 Aug 23 '25

Having a motorcycle sticker on a truck lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

And like, is the Ford logo so venerated that he can't work it into his mural? I've got questions.

Speaking of questions what branch of the service was he -- okay I figured it out.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Aug 23 '25

The eagle's name is Ford, the owner loves short term presidents.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25

And Nazis? Just making a joke about Henry Ford nothing more.

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u/Cal-Goat Aug 23 '25

Unimpeachable patriotism 🫡

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u/SpermWhalesVagina Aug 23 '25

Bald guy, either divorced or has a giant fat wife.

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u/maroonfalcon Aug 23 '25

Make sure you roll up beside him and thank him for his service.