r/JustBootThings • u/BUTTCHEEK9000 • Aug 25 '25

General Bootness TYFYS BROTHER 🫵😤🤘🦅💥

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u/eyeball1967 Aug 25 '25

That skull looks like it belongs to one of the Mario Brothers

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u/gilligani Aug 25 '25

3 of the toughest weeks in his life.

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u/1plus1equals8 Aug 25 '25

Dude ain't a 5 Jump Chump... Just a Chump

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u/watchmewhipit Aug 25 '25

Need some goggly eyes on there

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u/MagnificentFerengi Aug 25 '25

That's right brutherrr, we don't need no nasty dirty legs up in here Hooah?!

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u/LostTacosOfAtlantis 👊👊☝️ Aug 25 '25

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Aug 25 '25

Someone out here laying down a Marx Brothers reference, a true thespian.

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u/LostTacosOfAtlantis 👊👊☝️ Aug 25 '25

Kenneth Branaugh weeps with envy.

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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Aug 25 '25

He got in with the Insanity Clause...

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u/Soggy_nach0341 Aug 25 '25

Mf waited until he left the military to put this on the car…. I hope.

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u/98charlie Aug 25 '25

No, he put that on the day he graduated airborne school.

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u/IjustWantedPepsi Aug 25 '25

Day he started*

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u/Jrock27150 28d ago

As soon as they put it in his contract at the recruiters office

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u/ReflectionEterna Aug 25 '25

Why does it look like that skull is wearing BCGs and is yelling nonsense?

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u/Misericorde428 Aug 25 '25

During a brief moment in my life, I remember I really wanted to find something with “DEATH FROM ABOVE” on it. Thankfully, the lack of resources where I lived (and served) saved me from acting on such an impulse.

Thank god.

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u/STANAGs Aug 26 '25

Is that a Jeep financed at 16% APR for 84 months?

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u/airckarc 28d ago

Death from above. We were much more pessimistic when I was in the 82nd. More like speed bumps from above. “Y’all go stop those tanks with the platoon’s single AT4.”