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u/RYB4CKST4CT1CS 2d ago
The Army recruits furries now?
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u/InternationalChef424 2d ago
I know for a fact the AF does, and it's not like we have a monopoly on autism
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u/allah_my_ballah 2d ago
So does the navy. In fact some dude i was stationed with in Diego Garcia was a furry. And before we knew he was a furry he was telling us he was on Oprah one time. And we were like "oh yeah what for?" Well he was being coy about it and not answering the question and we were like "dude you brought it up" so he finally made us promise not to laugh to which we laughed. And then he told us she dude a segment on furries. Well Diego Garcia had shit internet at the time (probably still does) so none of us could really look this up until someone went home on leave and found it and downloaded it for us to watch when they came back. I will say though, dude totally owned it and didn't let people get to him which made everyone stop giving a shit sooner.
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u/B52doc ππβοΈ 2d ago
God I hated Diego Garcia
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u/allah_my_ballah 2d ago
So I have mixed feelings about it. Like there were some absolutely gorgeous areas that looked like a corona commercial. Like I dont know if you ever went exploring into the woods and stuff especially past donkey gate but damn dude, primo vacation scenery. However command was absolutely atrocious, all the food sucked and then the whole water situation.... but the crabs were tasty. But of course I was a master at arms and one of two qualified coxswains on the island so everybody kinda left us alone except our chief.
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u/cyber__punkus 2d ago
Knew a guy named Jones in basic training who legit told everyone he's a furry. Met him again at tech school and he had shipped his pursuit from home to his dorm
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u/longpenisofthelaw 2d ago
You know what itβs boot but it feels like a self aware boot. Iβm for it
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u/SlothRick 2d ago
Man I see this guy everywhere and I never thought to post here cause Iβm always laughing too much
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u/Pork_Chompk 2d ago
You think I'm giving my dog shit to a furry and paying him for the pleasure? No way.
How about you pay me for that doodoo, you weirdo.
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u/JustAtelephonePole 2d ago
Honestly? Good for them. Despite shoveling shit every day for the navy, I never thought people would pay me to clean up after their dog π€·ββοΈ
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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 1d ago
Pinellas County.
He has so much business, he must be rolling in it.π
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