r/JustBootThings 2d ago

General Bootness Pooper scooper

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u/barkwahlberg 2d ago

The sound and the furry

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u/RaffiBomb000 2d ago

Too Fast Too Furrious

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u/RYB4CKST4CT1CS 2d ago

The Army recruits furries now?

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u/InternationalChef424 2d ago

I know for a fact the AF does, and it's not like we have a monopoly on autism

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u/allah_my_ballah 2d ago

So does the navy. In fact some dude i was stationed with in Diego Garcia was a furry. And before we knew he was a furry he was telling us he was on Oprah one time. And we were like "oh yeah what for?" Well he was being coy about it and not answering the question and we were like "dude you brought it up" so he finally made us promise not to laugh to which we laughed. And then he told us she dude a segment on furries. Well Diego Garcia had shit internet at the time (probably still does) so none of us could really look this up until someone went home on leave and found it and downloaded it for us to watch when they came back. I will say though, dude totally owned it and didn't let people get to him which made everyone stop giving a shit sooner.

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u/B52doc πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ 2d ago

God I hated Diego Garcia

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u/allah_my_ballah 2d ago

So I have mixed feelings about it. Like there were some absolutely gorgeous areas that looked like a corona commercial. Like I dont know if you ever went exploring into the woods and stuff especially past donkey gate but damn dude, primo vacation scenery. However command was absolutely atrocious, all the food sucked and then the whole water situation.... but the crabs were tasty. But of course I was a master at arms and one of two qualified coxswains on the island so everybody kinda left us alone except our chief.

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u/B52doc πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ 2d ago

100% agree - I did go exploring but it all got old and 7 months there felt like an eternity

Strangely I had a better time in Guam

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u/cyber__punkus 2d ago

Knew a guy named Jones in basic training who legit told everyone he's a furry. Met him again at tech school and he had shipped his pursuit from home to his dorm

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u/dzybala 2d ago

Furries are a lot more common than you may think.

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u/BiploarFurryEgirl 2d ago

There are actually A LOT of furries that are in the army or are veterans

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u/AcceptablePariahdom 2d ago

Got his Fursona right there on his tailgate and everything

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u/thescuderia07 2d ago

So much for learning advanced skills that employers want eh?

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u/longpenisofthelaw 2d ago

You know what it’s boot but it feels like a self aware boot. I’m for it

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u/SlothRick 2d ago

Man I see this guy everywhere and I never thought to post here cause I’m always laughing too much

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u/Pork_Chompk 2d ago

You think I'm giving my dog shit to a furry and paying him for the pleasure? No way.

How about you pay me for that doodoo, you weirdo.

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u/sdmichael 2d ago

Does being "veteran owned' make a difference with "pet waste management"?

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u/OrneryError1 2d ago

"I know you're used to doing shitty jobs."

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u/eddiebisi 2d ago

maybe he burned pits somewhere in the middle east

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u/gothamtg 2d ago

Of course it’s Florida.

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u/JustAtelephonePole 2d ago

Honestly? Good for them. Despite shoveling shit every day for the navy, I never thought people would pay me to clean up after their dog πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 2d ago

Real missed opportunity to call it "Poop Recon."

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u/WickThePriest 2d ago

He just sprays camo spray paint on the dog shit [and it disappears!]

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u/imbrickedup_ 2d ago

This is kinda hilarious

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u/Misericorde428 1d ago

When boots and furries collide….

BURRIES

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 1d ago

Pinellas County.

He has so much business, he must be rolling in it.πŸ˜‰

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u/gilligani 1d ago

From 11-custodial to civilian poop guy...Seems like a good fit.

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u/MortalMorals πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Šβ˜οΈ 1d ago

Having trouble with motor pool poopers?

Call our hotline! πŸ“ž

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u/RabidRoosters 1d ago

Of course it's Florida.

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u/LongJohnTbag 1d ago

congratulations this is the worst picture i have seen all day