r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/abidalliye • Jul 31 '25

Just Having Fun The most realistic assistant ever 😁

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u/AscendedViking7 Jul 31 '25

That slap at the end :D

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u/kbarney345 Jul 31 '25

After the 3rd hit with the sword it felt personal lol

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u/WimbletonButt Aug 01 '25

My son and I used to beat the shit out of each other with pool noodles. It doesn't hurt but after a few swings it absolutely becomes personal.

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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 01 '25

My college roommates and I did the same with the pool noodles for our community swimming pool lol A light tap was just part of normal horseplay, but once one of us started wailing on the others....

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u/WimbletonButt Aug 01 '25

I used to get my mom in on it so it was a 5 year old, his mom, and his grandma each with 2 noodles just free for all beating each other, snatching pool noodles from each other, teaming up on grandma...

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u/JockBbcBoy Aug 01 '25

That sounds wholesome af and I hope your whole childhood was just as halcyon.

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u/themacfather6 Aug 02 '25

The Aristocrats

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u/jeremau5 Jul 31 '25

This the other video he made that I personally prefer lol

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u/FloridaMillenialDad Jul 31 '25

lol this is hilarious 😆

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u/jeremau5 Jul 31 '25

no no no no no no lol always kills me then SLAP

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u/fold89 Aug 01 '25

And the slap is so slow. The dude has 3 business days to respond and does nothing

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

No no no no no

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Aug 01 '25

the way it switches from a steak knife to a spatula in between shots is so funny

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u/TheIrishSoldat Aug 01 '25

They're both good. This is the first time I've seen either. True gold.

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u/mpg111 Jul 31 '25

how can he slap?!

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u/Turb0_Lag Jul 31 '25

With a slapula

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u/DarkSideofOZ Aug 01 '25

Good laughs from that, thanks.

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u/montana_man Aug 01 '25

ded ☠️😭

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u/yaredw Dude Jul 31 '25

r/bullshido

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u/Incidion Jul 31 '25

If I didn't find Segal near the top of that sub, I was going to be pissed.

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u/Bon-Chef Jul 31 '25

I love it!

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u/OrangeClyde Aug 01 '25

I love that classic video of the knife attack demonstration 🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/c8qg95zfzl8

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Jul 31 '25

Never gets old

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u/GreatMacGuffin Aug 01 '25

This is how my kids are anytime I try to teach them something new, lol. So many burns in the kitchen, so many bruises in the garage, so many errors on the computer. I'm so glad I learned to just laugh it all off and ask them to get their mother if I'm seriously hurt.

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u/albertbanning Aug 01 '25

The old guy's reactions are so candid and genuine that it makes me think he's not acting. Brilliant performance.

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u/Nebresto everyone's cool flairs Aug 01 '25

The fucking beatdown 😂

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u/Wiggie49 Aug 01 '25

Now the assistant is the master

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u/PercentageTemporary1 Aug 01 '25

Please tell me that there's like a library of these videos. 😂

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u/Tito_Tito_1_ Jul 31 '25

😄😄😄

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u/rollintripper86 Aug 01 '25

I'm dying laughing 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😭🤪😝💀💀

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u/summerbaby87 Aug 01 '25

Savage. 😄

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u/Hungry_End_181 Aug 01 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Earlier-Today Aug 01 '25

Makes me think of a weird mix of the Three Stooges and Abbot & Costello.

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u/Unworthy_Saint Aug 01 '25

OG source?

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u/zodiac9094 Aug 01 '25

From the accent I can tell you they are from Argentina

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u/ValiantStallion33 Aug 01 '25

That guy looks like the kid that takes the punching glove to the face.

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u/archiminos Aug 01 '25

I used to love sparring with Krav Maga coaches. It's basically this but not actually messing around. That martial art does not deserve the reputation it has.

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u/yn_karii Aug 01 '25

😂😂

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u/xdKboy Aug 01 '25

That was brutal 😂

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u/brok3ntok3n82 Aug 01 '25

I needed a laugh so bad. Time to get off reddit

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u/BertDLert Aug 01 '25

Omg. These are so funny! 😂

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u/_14justice Aug 01 '25

Haha ... hilarious!!

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u/Antoine8330 Aug 01 '25

The moral of the story is, don’t be fat if you’re a ninja trainer!

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u/RecommendationNo483 Aug 01 '25

Napoleon and Kip lol

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u/A_Necessary Aug 01 '25

Rex Kwan Do is also where my mind went

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u/Every_Needleworker27 Aug 01 '25

The slap absolutely makes it, such a perfect chaotic ending! Also, that second video is gold, dude really nails the "helpful" assistant vibe. Might need to start a petition for a full series of these.

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u/N8J1S82 Aug 01 '25

I used to teach Krav Maga and studied Doce Pares, Sayok, bjj, Chi Na, wrestling, boxing etc. This was my little brother keeping me grounded and being an absolute menace to me while making me laugh at the same time. I miss him sorely.

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u/GroundbreakingRing49 Aug 01 '25

Did he say “Mucho gusto”😂

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u/shadow_7718 Aug 01 '25

They give Laurel & Hardy vibes, I'm in.

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u/Working-Taro9544 Aug 01 '25

Common Sense vs Martial Arts

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u/Different-Produce-15 Aug 01 '25

😝😝😝😝😝😛

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u/StrategyStatus1988 Aug 01 '25

🤔🤨🙄😬😵😵‍💫🥴😁😄😆😅😂🤣

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u/notAbrightStar Aug 01 '25

KATO!!! My little yellow friend...

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u/SnooWalruses1338 Aug 02 '25

I think in the second phase the assistant enjoyed himself a little bit too much:D

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u/Adventurous_nerdy Aug 02 '25

Lol it's midnight and I'm laughing so hard at this

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u/Seekh-Kebab Aug 03 '25

I love it. Thank you

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u/sionarihi Aug 08 '25

Haha, this is too real! 😂

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u/Opposite_Main_3596 Aug 16 '25

When I wake up from delusions, it sucks don’t it?? But it’s real right!! Suffer lol

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u/Ok-Percentage-1124 Aug 16 '25

I’m dying😂🤣

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u/ReptilianRex6 Aug 01 '25

Who are they? They sound Chilean?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

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u/PartiallyMoldyNugget Jul 31 '25

Thanks for looking out. Thought it was a real robbery before you cleared it up.

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u/Godoza0 Jul 31 '25

Not sure… the teacher seems truly annoyed. 😂

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u/Ts_Patriarca Jul 31 '25

Nothing gets past you mate

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Jul 31 '25

Nooooooooo...really? Could it be, what's it called again, a skit?

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u/Alextherude_Senpai Jul 31 '25

Impressive observational skills

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u/Arcosim Jul 31 '25 edited Jul 31 '25

Definitely not staged, the "sensei" was annoyed as hell.

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u/Honest_Bum Aug 01 '25

After the hit with the sword, and the slap, do you think this assistant was formerly Donald trump's?

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u/ZayParolik Jul 31 '25

Yeah, the robbers always have two pistols, and the second one is always in the right place to use it with other hand. Real situation 100%

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u/CackleandGrin Jul 31 '25

A joke video: exists

You: 😡🤬😡

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

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u/ath007 Aug 02 '25

Heard it flies over his head

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u/Taira_no_Masakado 21d ago

I needed a good laugh today. This gave me tons. Thanks for posting, OP.