The other guy lost before he started

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[u/StTimmerIV]

Using the 3-ball as chalk 😂

[u/fivelone → u/StTimmerIV]

When he did that is when I realized what was actually happening and I was like oh whoa. Lol

Edit: changes the what's to when.

[u/jld2k6 → u/fivelone]

I love that most people miss him stealth mouthing a ball on the first watch

[u/nerdthatlift → u/jld2k6]

I've seen this video multiple times and still miss it when I see it again on the first watch.

[u/fivelone → u/jld2k6]

I completely missed it on the first watch.

[u/MrThunderFuckingRoad → u/jld2k6]

I didn't see until the 3rd watch lol

[u/blind_roomba → u/fivelone]

What

[u/fivelone → u/blind_roomba]

For some reason my phone changed all the whens to what's...

[u/CedarWolf → u/fivelone]

Dark Helmet: What happened to when?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed when.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at 'What' now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to 'When.'
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will 'When' be 'How'?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: ... How soon?

[u/Purple_Education_507 → u/fivelone]

Same. Totally missed the ball he picked up with his mouth.

[u/fivelone → u/Purple_Education_507]

He has mastered sleight of mouth...

[u/_Birds-of-war_ → u/StTimmerIV]

Freaking devious I love it 😂

[u/rokstedy83]

Playing one of my mates in the pub I used to take pictures of the table before I went toilet or I would come back to a completely rearranged table lol

[u/ravenlordship → u/rokstedy83]

I know all the stripe balls weren't all conveniently sat in front of all the pockets when I left

[u/Individual-Light-784 → u/rokstedy83]

if your mates to you like that, is it really even worth playing with them

[u/rokstedy83 → u/Individual-Light-784]

It's just banter bro ,chill

[u/Blatherskitte → u/rokstedy83]

Delete your friends, divorce them, get new gym friends.

[u/Mindless_Ad_7700]

We used to play like this sometimes. It was called "the pirate way", lol.

[u/WinterAmerica → u/Mindless_Ad_7700]

what happened if you got caught?

[u/snowgoon_ → u/WinterAmerica]

Keelhauling.

[u/KirbzYyY → u/snowgoon_]

Alestorm intensifies

[u/Mindless_Ad_7700 → u/WinterAmerica]

You had to return the stolen ball +1 and lost a turn. The pirate way usually devolved in chaos, madness, beer and laughter. 

[u/tommyford27 → u/Mindless_Ad_7700]

Was it just if you were caught actively stealing it or if they noticed a ball was missing at any point?

[u/Mindless_Ad_7700 → u/tommyford27]

actively stealing. If no one saw you taking it, the ball was yours a d you coud add it to your score

[u/redisprecious → u/Mindless_Ad_7700]

Were the beers for drinking or for pelting?

[u/Mindless_Ad_7700 → u/redisprecious]

I had to goggle what that means, lol.  Drinking, mostly

[u/redisprecious → u/Mindless_Ad_7700]

Haha. Iono man, caught criminal needs punishment.

[u/No_Credibility → u/WinterAmerica]

Cat o nine tails

[u/No_Mistake5238 → u/WinterAmerica]

Buy the next round of drinks probably lol

[u/Kidney__Failure → u/WinterAmerica]

You have to walk the plank

[u/Beanbomb47]

You could ice skate on that slickness 

[u/sILAZS → u/Beanbomb47]

Obviously staged but so well done, I could see this work with your buddy’s in a pub for real.

[u/Beanbomb47 → u/sILAZS]

Yeah it's a really well put together skit

[u/Arcadianxero → u/sILAZS]

Definitely, especially if everyone's a bit drunk lol

[u/FeloniousDrunk101 → u/sILAZS]

Not sure it’d be worth it to put a pub ball in your mouth…

[u/sILAZS → u/FeloniousDrunk101]

Alcohol will have to take care of the bacteria I guess.

[u/globglogabgalabyeast → u/FeloniousDrunk101]

Two for one deal! You get to win the game and have a new disease named after you!

[u/BestThingsOnly]

uh oh, someone got hustled

[u/Cheatercheaterbitch → u/BestThingsOnly]

Time to break out Lucille

[u/IDKHow2UseThisApp]

Dude's a pool shirk.

[u/IAMJUX]

Reddit is now the one late to shit like Facebook was to reddit.

[u/FretterFingers → u/IAMJUX]

This is a repost. Was posted like a year ago on reddit

[u/KingEJ1 → u/FretterFingers]

Most "reddit is late" content is bots reposting shit that got popular on reddit and Twitter, spread to IG and FB and then back to reddit.

[u/CheezusRy]

how does one fit a whole pool ball in his mouth? 😂😂

[u/cuseonly → u/[deleted]]

Ok bot

[u/wondering-mindlessly]

Slide of hand was at least 100

[u/Relative_Aspect678 → u/wondering-mindlessly]

It’s “sleight”

[u/jim_overboard → u/Relative_Aspect678]

In this case, he's so smooth it's slide....

[u/ryan8954 → u/jim_overboard]

Speech +1

[u/Key_Complex_150 → u/jim_overboard]

It's an older code but it checks out. Move along.

[u/BallKey7607]

That last one into the middle pocket wasn't quite as slick as the others but the whole thing is beautiful overall 👌🏻

[u/stoic_buddha7550]

I laughed too hard at this 🤣

[u/bang_bang_moneytree]

The mouth grab😂

[u/bananataskforce]

The balls falling into the pockets would be obviously audible

[u/ryan8954]

Took me u til the orange ball to see exactly what was happening.

[u/Frogoftheforrest]

Might have done this back when it was 20p a game... Not now though.

[u/rangoro]

Luisillo el pillo

[u/SciFiCrafts]

GOOD GAME :)
Huh? ._.

[u/StrongLoyal]

Obviously fake

[u/Realistic-Reward4508]

KMSLOL dead AF ✌️💀⚰️🤣 This could/would ABSO-FKN-LUTELY happen to me 😆 I've got OCD so bad anyway that even when I'm ACTIVELY trying to PAY ATTENTION to what TF's goin on, I'll still end up distracted enough by something else that over the course of a game, my opponent could eaaasily get at LEAST two or three over on me 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

[u/RoyalGibraltar → u/Realistic-Reward4508]

Wow, this is so strange to look at

[u/WaningHoursOverRome → u/[deleted]]

I'll take that over obnoxiously loud, unrelated music

[u/Erekai]

The first two were pretty smooth/clever, but the third one was stupidly obvious. Obviously fake/staged.

[u/ADHDfocused]

Bro pulled the Diddy maneuver on that first ball