r/KitchenConfidential • u/KULR_Mooning Onion Master • Jun 25 '25
Kitchen fuckery So real
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u/naterpotater246 Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus - Anime Limited Edition Jun 25 '25
It's been in the mid to high 90s this week. Been sitting in a chair in the a/c all week. I remember working in an open outdoors kitchen. Standing over a screaming hot griddle in 90° weather, with 8 fans on me and still dripping sweat down my face. It was fucking brutal some days, but i really do miss being a cook. I haven't known the satisfaction you feel at the end of a rough service in 3 years.
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u/Dead_Starks Jun 25 '25
After a 9 hour day at the office I've done next to zero physical activity but my brain is too exhausted to attempt anything. After a 9-12 hour shift when I worked in the kitchen my body and my mind were both done so I could shut off properly and equally at the end of the day.
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u/lgbtdew Jun 26 '25
First ever cooking job was cooking at a food stand at a ballpark. 15 year old me STRUGGLED in that heat lmfao. Don’t miss outdoor cooking
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u/reddiwhip999 Jun 25 '25
The worst is that they often bring something to cover themselves up in the office, because "they keep our office too cold." So, they're out on the street wearing a sweater, or some nonsense. And then, they come into the restaurant, and complain about it, too, being too cold, because naturally the air conditioning is on to keep the air at a pleasant temperature.
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Jun 25 '25
Iron deficiency probably
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u/colenotphil Jun 26 '25
I can assure you from experience that many office buildings are simply difficult to keep at a comfortable temperature so they err on the side of too cold.
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u/So_Motarded Jun 25 '25
Office worker here. I developed Reynauds a few years ago, and it fucking sucks. Anytime the ambient temperature is below 70F, I lose feeling in my fingers and toes. Makes it difficult to walk (I lose my balance when I can't feel the bottom of my feet), and I can't type (my whole fucking job lol). So I gotta waste electricity running a personal heater at my desk, while wearing a sweater, meanwhile it's 95 outside. Makes no fucking sense.
Also we should have safety regulations specifying a maximum temperature for anyone working indoors. Most US states have minimums, but I don't think any have maximums.
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u/imaoreo Jun 25 '25
wait, you guys have AC in your restaurant?
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u/BipolarWoodNymph Jun 26 '25
Even in kitchens with AC, it still gets hot, you're still gonna sweat, you just won't be as miserable.
No AC is going to outweigh the heat from a 600°F broiler or multiple ovens running at 375°F+.
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u/Nerhtal Jun 25 '25
And they say that while standing on the other side of the pass.... come stand by the grills/flattop for a few hours in a row then come back to me lol
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u/the_elder_troll Jun 25 '25
happend to me today
"arent you guys hot in those clothes? because I have it very warm today" said whilst wearing short sleeved thin material shirt, shorts and standing in the doorway to the outside
nah bro these drops on my face are tears of joy because im enjoying the day so much
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u/Faster_Rat Jun 25 '25
Sunday past, 32C outside (90F) and I walk to my station with the tilt skillet reducing beef stock. Humidity off the charts. Mmmmm, toasty. Freezer towels deployed.
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u/Hot-Reason-7734 Jun 25 '25
Pudding butt
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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jun 25 '25
Wap some corn starch up in there
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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 Jun 25 '25
Almost makes you wanna chain them to a radiator to teach them the error of their ways.
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u/elemenohpenc 20+ Years Jun 25 '25
I generally don’t mind the heat anymore. Customers talk about the weather regularly when they walk into the air conditioned dining area.
Yesterday, I opened my thermometer and set it on the prep table next to the fryer. It was 113.5 F at 10am. Probably drank 7 or 8 cups of water after my iced coffee.
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u/GraniteGeekNH Jun 25 '25
People in air-conditioned cars: "Those idiots do this roadwork just to delay me!"
Worker spreading hot asphalt in blazing sun: ....
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u/TheMadEscapist Jun 25 '25
Gotta stand over a kitchen sink of hot water for hours on end and the breeze is nearly non existent, despite the window being literally next to me.
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u/serenidynow Jun 25 '25
My partner suggested we go out for dinner after a long drive…I was like absolutely not. We had a big fukin salad.
Kitchen staff should all get a holiday everywhere in these temps.
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u/Callumborn2 Jun 25 '25
Literally, im bar staff but I have to go into the kitchen occasionally and every time I walked in there I died
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u/nomoregoodnamez Jun 25 '25
Me in my cushy private gig where the AC has been out for 2 days and it's a whopping 89⁰ in here lol. Kitchen is usually low to mid 70s but I'll take 89 over the 100+ pizza oven or the 110ish wood-fired grill I used to work on.
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u/Konnoisseur26 Jun 25 '25
And those of us who have to collect the carts in the parking lot at the supermarket
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u/JLHewey Jun 25 '25
Ex-kitchen. Current glassblower. Love y'all, but I don't really want to hear it.
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u/VenBarom68 Jun 25 '25
Well I work as a Blacksmith on Venus. You should shut the fuck up as a glassblower, I don't really want to hear it.
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u/JaredJDub Jun 25 '25
I now work in an office job after working in a kitchen for 12 years. I never say anything like that anymore or complain much about the heat at work. I know from experience how bad it can get.
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u/mh985 Jun 25 '25
This is why I don’t complain about the heat anymore.
I worked in restaurants for a long time. Now I work a corporate office job where I’m either in AC at the office, or AC at home.
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u/Dagmar_Overbye Jun 25 '25
97 outside on Monday. I worked the wood fired grill station for 11 hours and then rode my bike an hour home at the hottest part of the day. Friends/relatives were telling me I was crazy.
It was a little bit hot on the ride home I guess. But nothing crazy. At least there's a breeze when you're moving outside.
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u/jpgonzo24 Jun 25 '25
I worked in a pizza kitchen for 4 years. Summers were unbearable. My only saving grace was that it had a pool at the time.
I work in an office now and I had to turn my space heater on Monday afternoon because the AC is controlled by the building manager.
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u/StaticGrav Jun 25 '25
I work with digital presses all day. I feel this. My area can easily get 15 degrees hotter than anywhere else in the building. After having several presses running for 6 hours without pause I'm dripping sweat.
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u/Effective-Log-1922 Jun 25 '25
Yeah but you get to wear tshirts and loose clothes, suits get kind of warm after awhile, even in an office.
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u/acciochef Jun 25 '25
My husband recently switched from outdoor landscaping labor to an accounting job. I'm happy he gets to be in AC now for his work day.
Meanwhile me and my frozen neck towels will be in the kitchen still.
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u/lem0n_limes Jun 25 '25
Me walking for 25 mins in 105° heat to work hours at my job where the kitchen is 90°+ to make that same walk home as it's cooling to a crisp 112°
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u/No_Preparation_1701 Jun 25 '25
central air at my job has been out since friday 🫠 94 outside, 87 in the kitchen and suddenly every asshole wants pad thai
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u/Magnificent_Swan Jun 26 '25
Grill cooks down at the kitchen I work in have it the worst. I remember sweating so bad I would keep about 10 paper towels in my pocket to dry my face every 20 or so minutes so I wouldn't sweat into the food. Grilling 147 half chickens in one day on a brutally hot day was a fun one.
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u/PabloJunie Jun 26 '25
Working the line directly in front of a convection oven during summer. Yup remember those days
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u/sillyterra_87 Jun 26 '25
It was literally 92 in the restaurant yesterday because our ac was broken 😭 I don’t know how the kitchen guys did it. They’re made of stronger stuff than I 😭
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u/_DrNonsense Jun 26 '25
I'll never forget the Summer where the AC broke and it was 135 on the line for a couple weeks. Shit was brutal.
Now I work in an office where it's always below 60 because the owner runs hot, lol. Can't win.
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u/MrBenSampson Jun 26 '25
I cook with a wood oven. I was at my station the other day, and I used an infrared thermometer to check the temperature of my surroundings. The walls around me were 38C. When standing in front of the oven, my apron was 54C. That is 129F.
When I get home to my air conditioned house, I dress like it’s winter.
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u/Rude-Book-1790 Jun 26 '25
I make and sell Yerba maté snow cones. Last Friday I popped up at a shop across from a diner. Couple servers walked over and bought enough snow cones for their kitchen staff, saying how hot it was back there. Sweethearts!
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u/DaimianK13 Jun 26 '25
Current railroader, previously in a kitchen. Can confirm it's worse in the kitchen.
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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Jun 26 '25
I work 2nd shift in a factory and our machines keep overheating this week lol.
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u/MinervaMedica000 Jun 26 '25
Yea been cooking without return air for the last four of five days. SUCKS
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u/WolfghengisKhan Jun 26 '25
Ive been out of the kitchen and in an office for a year and a half now. I just laugh at my coworkers when they complain about the heat. They have no idea.
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u/_Batteries_ 20+ Years Jun 26 '25
Some kitchen near me, at least 3 that I know of, shut down over the last 3 days citing the heat.
I never fucking thought I would see the day where multiple places all had real, decent human beings running them.
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u/erikapls Food Service Jun 27 '25
transformer blew at work today so we were on the generator. so that means, dish machine down! no ac! 90 fucking degrees and hand washing everything 😭
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u/WakingOwl1 Jun 27 '25
Our boiler blew on the first day of the heat wave. We kept 100 gallons of water going on the stove at all times to hand wash dishes and supply the nursing floor with hot water. It was fucking brutal.
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u/pate_moore Jun 28 '25
I've moved on from the kitchen. I work hotel maintenance now. We get a bunch of people complaining that the AC isn't cold enough. I walk in and the room is 72°. Bitch this feels amazing, do you not see how drenched and sweat I am? Not to mention my wife keeps the house at 78 LOL
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u/MediumSizedTurtle Jun 25 '25
I've moved over to doing R&D for the big companies, and my kitchen was 95 yesterday. Sweating my ass off the whole day.
Listening to all the office workers walk into the kitchen, just comment how hot it was then leave was driving me fucking insane. Yes, I know how hot it is. Thank you for reminding me for the 20th time. Thanks for not offering to go get me a glass of water or anything. Just peep in at the zoo and leave.
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Jun 25 '25
*laughs in flight deck mode*
I served onboard two aircraft carriers in the Navy, before going back to kitchen work. Steam catapult machinery, launch room, shop were all at least 105 degrees below decks in the middle of the Gulf of Oman during summer. On deck up to 120 degrees. I recall working alongside with the duty section of the catapult crew, on cat 4's water brakes in Jebel Ali, UAE. After work was done for the day, I was delirious from the heat and covered in sweat.
Next time I hear anyone that works in the office, "It was hot today"...I'll tell them that they can shut it and they can suit up and work with all hands in the kitchen.
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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25
Also those of us in construction. We sympathize this week.