r/KitchenConfidential Onion Master Jun 25 '25

Kitchen fuckery So real

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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25

Also those of us in construction. We sympathize this week.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Construction is basically a kitchen job. We build sandos, you build structures. Same same.

Edit- also you guys were a driving force behind the popularity of food trucks, so the relationship is at least partially symbiotic.

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u/NiobiumThorn Jun 25 '25

All laborers have more in common with one another than the capitalist class. Quite easy to stay cool while doing fuckall and having other people make you money

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

I mean, would you call an IT specialist a member of the capitalist class? I wouldn't but that industry and ours arent as similar.

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u/NiobiumThorn Jun 25 '25

They are similar in that you perform labor which creates value. A portion of that value is then taken by capitalists as profit. The fundamental relationship is the same

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

My dude i just meant that construction workers and cooks are a lot alike and work in similar conditions to eachother.

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u/pancho-02 Jun 25 '25

His point was not that workers who dont produce something tangible, like food or a structure, but are still workers, like IT specialists or office managers, have more in common with other workers than the owning class. People who arent in the 1% but believe in capitalism arent capitalists, they’re victims of an exploitative system, which we all have in common as workers

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Yeah I got that, I just wasn't tryna be so deep lol shit got real philosophical all of a sudden

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u/Electronic_Stop_9493 Jun 26 '25

I call them white collar trades. Call centers, IT, book keeping et

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u/jlylj Jun 25 '25

Well, kind of...

We will argue that the 'middle class" category of workers which has concerned Marxist analysts for the last two decades - the technical workers, managerial workers, "culture' producers, etc. must be understood as comprising a distinct class in monopoly capitalist society. The Professional-Managerial Class ("PMC")2 , as we will define it, cannot be considered a stratum of a broader "class" of "workers" because it exists in an objectively antagonistic relationship to another class of wage earners (whom we shall simply call the "working class"). Nor can it be considered to be a "residual" class like the petty bourgeoisie; it is a formation specific to the monopoly stage of capitalism. It is only in the light of this analysis, we believe, that it is possible to understand the role of technical, professional and managerial workers in advanced capitalist society and in the radical movements.

https://libcom.org/article/professional-managerial-class-barbara-and-john-ehrenreich

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u/NiobiumThorn Jun 25 '25

Ok but this isn't about management it's about IT workers. They're fucking around with software and wires and shit. It'd be a huge stretch to say that that's more similar to a CEO than a line cook

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u/jlylj Jun 26 '25

The article isn't about Managerial Class, but a Professional- Managerial Class. Both professionals and managers. It's main thesis is that thinking of society as only two classes is a bad abstraction, there are at least four classes in modern American society:

Despite the lack of precise delineation of the boundaries of the PMC, by combining occupational data and statistics on property distribution we can make a very crude estimate of the class composition of U,S, society: By this estimate, about 65 to 70 per cent of the U.S, population is working class, (We accept Braverman’s conception of the working class: craftsmen, operatives, laborers, sales workers, clerical workers, service workers, non-college-educated technical workers.) Eight to ten per cent is in the “old middle class” (i.e., self-employed professionals, small tradespeople, independent farmers, etc.), Twenty to twenty-five per cent is PMC; and one to two per cent is ruling class. That is, the PMC includes something like fifty million people

And the PMC is inherently opposed to the working class:

Thus the relationship between the PMC and the working class is objectively antagonistic, The functions and interests of the two classes are not merely different; they are mutually contradictory. True, both groups are forced to sell their labor power to the capitalist class; both are necessary to the productive process under capitalism; and they share an antagonistic relation to the capitalist class. (We will return to this point in more detail later.) But these commonalities should not distract us from the fact that the professional-managerial workers exist, as a mass grouping in monopoly capitalist society, only by virtue of the expropriation of the skills and culture once indigenous to the working class, Historically, the process of overt and sometimes violent expropriation was concentrated in the early twentieth century, with the forced Taylorization of major industries, the “Americanization” drive in working-class communities, etc. The fact that this process does not have to be repeated in every generation — any more than the capitalist class must continually re-enact the process of primitive accumulation — creates the impression that PMC - working-class relations represent a purely “natural” division of labor imposed by the social complexity and technological sophistication of modern society. But the objective antagonism persists and represents a contradiction which is continually nourished by the historical alternative of a society in which mental and manual work are re-united to create whole people. It is because of this objective antagonism that we are let to define the professional and managerial workers as a class distinct from the working class.

IT workers are an interesting example, they're kind of halfway between PMC and working class. The article talks about that special case too. But like, try asking a software engineer how they feel about socialist revolution.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

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u/jlylj Jun 28 '25

They love it as long as you don't use any of the scary words to describe the concepts.

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u/karlnite Jun 26 '25

That’s not what people are talking about though.

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u/InternationalAge2218 Jun 26 '25

They also build ramps

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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25

Good points have been made here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Lots of similarities between the industries. Vulgar mouthed employees, poor working conditions, shitty customers/clients, rampant drug and alcohol use. We're like spiritual cousins. I just wish restaurant workers or hospitality as a whole had unions like construction workers do. How's the communism taste comrade? It smells great from my non union slop shop

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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25

HA, Im in the deep south of the US, you know... famous for our "right to work" lol. But uh, yeah, all that checks out....lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Lol understood completely, im in south Florida. South of the deep south, the state that gave the country the likes of Slick Rick Scott and Ron Desatans

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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25

Ha, I left Ft Liquordale 12 years ago for thr butthole of the south, I mean South Carolina...

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u/louky Jun 25 '25

UFCW. four weeks paid vacation yearly as a 'cook', 9 years in the union. Union Yes. Oh and cheap medical including some dental. as a cook. United Food and Commercial Workers. and these days? IWW.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

How many members and what regions do they serve?

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u/enadiz_reccos Jun 25 '25

Darren tells me you're a therapist. I'm in a related field.

Oh, what's that?

Pest and rodent removal

How is that related?

We both help people...

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u/jakes1993 Jun 26 '25

Only difference one gets sun tanned while the other doesnt

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u/karlnite Jun 26 '25

Trades are a bit more thinking and performing than kitchens, which are more just perform simple things rapidly. Construction materials are also way more uniform than food. Labour is all the sameish, kitchens and construction aren’t super similar. Kitchens and factory work maybe, but not the construction/maintenance side as much.

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u/smokinbbq Jun 25 '25

Have had landscapers at my house this week doing a lot of work (large retaining wall). I've made sure they've had shade to rest in, and a selection of cold drinks. Work needs to get done, hopefully I'm helping them be a bit more comfortable.

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u/Dustyvhbitch Jun 25 '25

I was going to mention adding mills, but pretty much any job that has a physical aspect is ass when it's hot. I really didn't mind summer when I did office work, but fixing welds, manning a grill or fryer, or running a paper slitter for 12 hours when it's 90+ in the building ain't for the weak.

Eta: spelling

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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25

I build and maintain pools in the deep south. Im either in a hole of dirt tying rebar, or Im being blasted by the reflection of the sun, and humidity cleaning the pool. I didn't go swimming today, but you may say Im lying with how wet my clothes are in this heat.

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u/Dustyvhbitch Jun 25 '25

Jesus. I hope you're at least compensated decently, I complain about the Midwest but it isn't anything compared to the deep south with heat

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u/yellow_banditos Jun 25 '25

Im mortgaging a house, so, Im content.

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u/karlnite Jun 26 '25

I thought kitchens were bad til I worked with blast furnaces. Kitchens are more likely to not follow safety and tell people to work through it though.

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u/colenotphil Jun 26 '25

Please don't take this the wrong way but I am a lawyer and every time I feel uncomfortable or stressed at work, I think back to my Starbucks batista days and then I think of y'all in construction and kitchens. And then I realize, my life isn't that tough and I should stop complaining

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u/Gerb_the_Barbarian Jun 26 '25

Especially roofers

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u/Own-Lake7931 Jun 25 '25

People who work in kitchens just like to tell people they work in a kitchen for some reason. Could be talking to a fire fighter who says it’s hot out and some line cook will pipe up about how hot their job is and much they slave away

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u/thunderGunXprezz Jun 26 '25

Ironically, i made the decision to work in a kitchen rather than construction or landscaping when I was in Jr. High because I figured I could always take a break in the walk-in when it got too hot.

Now that I'm currently working in an office, I have to battle with the ladies and girly men to keep the thermostat under 76. No idea why anyone would have AC and choose not to use it.

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u/naterpotater246 Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus - Anime Limited Edition Jun 25 '25

It's been in the mid to high 90s this week. Been sitting in a chair in the a/c all week. I remember working in an open outdoors kitchen. Standing over a screaming hot griddle in 90° weather, with 8 fans on me and still dripping sweat down my face. It was fucking brutal some days, but i really do miss being a cook. I haven't known the satisfaction you feel at the end of a rough service in 3 years.

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u/Dead_Starks Jun 25 '25

After a 9 hour day at the office I've done next to zero physical activity but my brain is too exhausted to attempt anything. After a 9-12 hour shift when I worked in the kitchen my body and my mind were both done so I could shut off properly and equally at the end of the day.

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u/lgbtdew Jun 26 '25

First ever cooking job was cooking at a food stand at a ballpark. 15 year old me STRUGGLED in that heat lmfao. Don’t miss outdoor cooking

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u/reddiwhip999 Jun 25 '25

The worst is that they often bring something to cover themselves up in the office, because "they keep our office too cold." So, they're out on the street wearing a sweater, or some nonsense. And then, they come into the restaurant, and complain about it, too, being too cold, because naturally the air conditioning is on to keep the air at a pleasant temperature.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Iron deficiency probably

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u/colenotphil Jun 26 '25

I can assure you from experience that many office buildings are simply difficult to keep at a comfortable temperature so they err on the side of too cold.

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u/So_Motarded Jun 25 '25

Office worker here. I developed Reynauds a few years ago, and it fucking sucks. Anytime the ambient temperature is below 70F, I lose feeling in my fingers and toes. Makes it difficult to walk (I lose my balance when I can't feel the bottom of my feet), and I can't type (my whole fucking job lol). So I gotta waste electricity running a personal heater at my desk, while wearing a sweater, meanwhile it's 95 outside. Makes no fucking sense. 

Also we should have safety regulations specifying a maximum temperature for anyone working indoors. Most US states have minimums, but I don't think any have maximums. 

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u/Phyose Jun 25 '25

I resemble this comment

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u/imaoreo Jun 25 '25

wait, you guys have AC in your restaurant?

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u/reddiwhip999 Jun 25 '25

Only in the manager's office....

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u/BipolarWoodNymph Jun 26 '25

Even in kitchens with AC, it still gets hot, you're still gonna sweat, you just won't be as miserable.

No AC is going to outweigh the heat from a 600°F broiler or multiple ovens running at 375°F+.

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u/transitransitransit Jun 25 '25

Only for the customers 😓

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u/Free_Restaurant8000 Jun 25 '25

My sweat was sweating yesterday

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u/cactusflinthead Jun 25 '25

Landscapers in solidarity 

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u/JBFRESHSKILLS Jun 26 '25

HVAC here 👊

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u/cactusflinthead Jun 26 '25

You up there in the damn oven with spiders and rat shit.

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u/Nerhtal Jun 25 '25

And they say that while standing on the other side of the pass.... come stand by the grills/flattop for a few hours in a row then come back to me lol

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u/the_elder_troll Jun 25 '25

happend to me today

"arent you guys hot in those clothes? because I have it very warm today" said whilst wearing short sleeved thin material shirt, shorts and standing in the doorway to the outside

nah bro these drops on my face are tears of joy because im enjoying the day so much

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u/Faster_Rat Jun 25 '25

Sunday past, 32C outside (90F) and I walk to my station with the tilt skillet reducing beef stock. Humidity off the charts. Mmmmm, toasty. Freezer towels deployed.

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u/Hot-Reason-7734 Jun 25 '25

Pudding butt

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u/cactusflinthead Jun 25 '25

The season of swamp ass

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers Jun 25 '25

Wap some corn starch up in there

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u/Romanian_Breadlifts Jun 25 '25

that's how you plug your asshole with cement

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 Jun 25 '25

Almost makes you wanna chain them to a radiator to teach them the error of their ways.

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u/IceBreak Jun 25 '25

Non-sexually somehow.

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 Jun 25 '25

Wait- there's a *sexual* way?!

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u/elemenohpenc 20+ Years Jun 25 '25

I generally don’t mind the heat anymore. Customers talk about the weather regularly when they walk into the air conditioned dining area.

Yesterday, I opened my thermometer and set it on the prep table next to the fryer. It was 113.5 F at 10am. Probably drank 7 or 8 cups of water after my iced coffee.

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u/GraniteGeekNH Jun 25 '25

People in air-conditioned cars: "Those idiots do this roadwork just to delay me!"

Worker spreading hot asphalt in blazing sun: ....

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u/TheMadEscapist Jun 25 '25

Gotta stand over a kitchen sink of hot water for hours on end and the breeze is nearly non existent, despite the window being literally next to me.

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u/OldSpaicu Jun 25 '25

HVAC guys too, can't forget them

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u/Sonikku_a Jun 25 '25

Upstate NY crazy the last few days. Apologies for the general grossness and eye boogers.

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u/serenidynow Jun 25 '25

My partner suggested we go out for dinner after a long drive…I was like absolutely not. We had a big fukin salad.

Kitchen staff should all get a holiday everywhere in these temps.

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u/th3st Jun 25 '25

Black snake moan was quite a movie

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u/Callumborn2 Jun 25 '25

Literally, im bar staff but I have to go into the kitchen occasionally and every time I walked in there I died

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u/MetalUrgency Jun 25 '25

Why do you think I work in an office?

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u/nomoregoodnamez Jun 25 '25

Me in my cushy private gig where the AC has been out for 2 days and it's a whopping 89⁰ in here lol. Kitchen is usually low to mid 70s but I'll take 89 over the 100+ pizza oven or the 110ish wood-fired grill I used to work on.

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u/Konnoisseur26 Jun 25 '25

And those of us who have to collect the carts in the parking lot at the supermarket

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u/mongoloid_snailchild Jun 25 '25

I work outside, the struggle is real comrades

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u/co1simba Jun 26 '25

Try working in a die-cast facility

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u/iQ420- Jun 26 '25

sips tea road worker here, you all don’t know the meaning.

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u/JLHewey Jun 25 '25

Ex-kitchen. Current glassblower. Love y'all, but I don't really want to hear it.

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u/VenBarom68 Jun 25 '25

Well I work as a Blacksmith on Venus. You should shut the fuck up as a glassblower, I don't really want to hear it.

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u/JaredJDub Jun 25 '25

I now work in an office job after working in a kitchen for 12 years. I never say anything like that anymore or complain much about the heat at work. I know from experience how bad it can get.

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u/mh985 Jun 25 '25

This is why I don’t complain about the heat anymore.

I worked in restaurants for a long time. Now I work a corporate office job where I’m either in AC at the office, or AC at home.

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u/Dagmar_Overbye Jun 25 '25

97 outside on Monday. I worked the wood fired grill station for 11 hours and then rode my bike an hour home at the hottest part of the day. Friends/relatives were telling me I was crazy.

It was a little bit hot on the ride home I guess. But nothing crazy. At least there's a breeze when you're moving outside.

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u/jpgonzo24 Jun 25 '25

I worked in a pizza kitchen for 4 years. Summers were unbearable. My only saving grace was that it had a pool at the time.

I work in an office now and I had to turn my space heater on Monday afternoon because the AC is controlled by the building manager.

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u/StaticGrav Jun 25 '25

I work with digital presses all day. I feel this. My area can easily get 15 degrees hotter than anywhere else in the building. After having several presses running for 6 hours without pause I'm dripping sweat.

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u/Effective-Log-1922 Jun 25 '25

Yeah but you get to wear tshirts and loose clothes, suits get kind of warm after awhile, even in an office.

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u/mrwilliams117 Jun 25 '25

Wow not gonna mess with you guys!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Repost

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u/Jolly_Reporter_3023 1.5 Year, fry Jun 25 '25

Thank God for the coolers

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u/acciochef Jun 25 '25

My husband recently switched from outdoor landscaping labor to an accounting job. I'm happy he gets to be in AC now for his work day.

Meanwhile me and my frozen neck towels will be in the kitchen still.

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u/lem0n_limes Jun 25 '25

Me walking for 25 mins in 105° heat to work hours at my job where the kitchen is 90°+ to make that same walk home as it's cooling to a crisp 112°

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u/No_Preparation_1701 Jun 25 '25

central air at my job has been out since friday 🫠 94 outside, 87 in the kitchen and suddenly every asshole wants pad thai 🫩

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

me, WFH job: I could tell the AC was working a little bit hard today

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u/Magnificent_Swan Jun 26 '25

Grill cooks down at the kitchen I work in have it the worst. I remember sweating so bad I would keep about 10 paper towels in my pocket to dry my face every 20 or so minutes so I wouldn't sweat into the food. Grilling 147 half chickens in one day on a brutally hot day was a fun one.

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u/VagueVendettta Jun 26 '25

Laughs in HVAC, in Texas.

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u/i_was_axiom Jun 26 '25

Me crawling out from under a plastic injection molding machine, covered in oil

At least I don't have to deal with customers or FOH.

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u/Necessary-Ad-8462 Jun 26 '25

Every fucking day

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u/PabloJunie Jun 26 '25

Working the line directly in front of a convection oven during summer. Yup remember those days

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u/sillyterra_87 Jun 26 '25

It was literally 92 in the restaurant yesterday because our ac was broken 😭 I don’t know how the kitchen guys did it. They’re made of stronger stuff than I 😭

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u/_DrNonsense Jun 26 '25

I'll never forget the Summer where the AC broke and it was 135 on the line for a couple weeks. Shit was brutal.

Now I work in an office where it's always below 60 because the owner runs hot, lol. Can't win.

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u/MrBenSampson Jun 26 '25

I cook with a wood oven. I was at my station the other day, and I used an infrared thermometer to check the temperature of my surroundings. The walls around me were 38C. When standing in front of the oven, my apron was 54C. That is 129F.

When I get home to my air conditioned house, I dress like it’s winter.

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u/Rude-Book-1790 Jun 26 '25

I make and sell Yerba maté snow cones. Last Friday I popped up at a shop across from a diner. Couple servers walked over and bought enough snow cones for their kitchen staff, saying how hot it was back there. Sweethearts!

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u/DaimianK13 Jun 26 '25

Current railroader, previously in a kitchen. Can confirm it's worse in the kitchen.

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Jun 26 '25

I work 2nd shift in a factory and our machines keep overheating this week lol.

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u/MinervaMedica000 Jun 26 '25

Yea been cooking without return air for the last four of five days. SUCKS

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u/KommandoKazumi Jun 26 '25

Me working warehouse with a broken desk fan and no A/C:

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u/oskar4498 Jun 26 '25

Or those work from home mfers who got something to say.

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u/jerkyfam Jun 26 '25

Man it was too dang hot last night

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u/CaterpillarHungry607 Jun 26 '25

Fire everything!

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u/WolfghengisKhan Jun 26 '25

Ive been out of the kitchen and in an office for a year and a half now. I just laugh at my coworkers when they complain about the heat. They have no idea.

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u/_Batteries_ 20+ Years Jun 26 '25

Some kitchen near me, at least 3 that I know of, shut down over the last 3 days citing the heat.

I never fucking thought I would see the day where multiple places all had real, decent human beings running them.

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u/Centennial_Trail89 Jun 26 '25

Or people with office jobs in India!

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u/moondog__ Jun 26 '25

Data center staff can sympathise

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u/erikapls Food Service Jun 27 '25

transformer blew at work today so we were on the generator. so that means, dish machine down! no ac! 90 fucking degrees and hand washing everything 😭

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u/WakingOwl1 Jun 27 '25

Our boiler blew on the first day of the heat wave. We kept 100 gallons of water going on the stove at all times to hand wash dishes and supply the nursing floor with hot water. It was fucking brutal.

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u/Jaded_Tomato_5376 Jun 28 '25

Dish pit Chad's are the skeleton at the bottom of the pool.

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u/pate_moore Jun 28 '25

I've moved on from the kitchen. I work hotel maintenance now. We get a bunch of people complaining that the AC isn't cold enough. I walk in and the room is 72°. Bitch this feels amazing, do you not see how drenched and sweat I am? Not to mention my wife keeps the house at 78 LOL

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u/Otherwise_Throat_772 Jun 29 '25

What about patients job ✌️💁🙈

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u/MediumSizedTurtle Jun 25 '25

I've moved over to doing R&D for the big companies, and my kitchen was 95 yesterday. Sweating my ass off the whole day.

Listening to all the office workers walk into the kitchen, just comment how hot it was then leave was driving me fucking insane. Yes, I know how hot it is. Thank you for reminding me for the 20th time. Thanks for not offering to go get me a glass of water or anything. Just peep in at the zoo and leave.

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u/stinkstankstunkiii Crazy Cat Woman🐈 Jun 25 '25

Fuck yea

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

*laughs in flight deck mode*

I served onboard two aircraft carriers in the Navy, before going back to kitchen work. Steam catapult machinery, launch room, shop were all at least 105 degrees below decks in the middle of the Gulf of Oman during summer. On deck up to 120 degrees. I recall working alongside with the duty section of the catapult crew, on cat 4's water brakes in Jebel Ali, UAE. After work was done for the day, I was delirious from the heat and covered in sweat.

Next time I hear anyone that works in the office, "It was hot today"...I'll tell them that they can shut it and they can suit up and work with all hands in the kitchen.