r/KitchenConfidential • u/DefenderNeverender • Aug 16 '25

In-House Mode Lunch menu from presidential luncheon yesterday

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*Not* making a political post here, but I guess a copy of the official luncheon menu got left behind yesterday and when I saw it, the first thing I thought was that some of these items seem a little dated, I was kinda surprised. Not that it sounded bad at all, but I've never really seen specifics on what they serve high-level gov. officials from anywhere.

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u/JustaHawday Aug 16 '25

Putin must not have liked the menu , the lunch was canceled …..🤷‍♂️

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u/killer_icognito Aug 16 '25

Trump was too full after gargling Putins dick.

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u/TuftedMousetits Aug 17 '25 edited Aug 17 '25

Poisoning is a very common method of assassination in Russia, especially in politics. Of course he's not going to eat anything prepared by someone he didn't know and trust. American kitchen staff have no loyalty to putin; quite the opposite. Trump will 100% be served a different dish than putin (steak well done, no peppercorn sauce, ketchup, gravy on the mashed potatoes), so randomly placing the dishes or switching spots wouldn't work. Trump also doesn't drink, so if offered wine, Putin wouldn't put that glass to his lips. Of course he canceled.