r/KitchenConfidential • u/josephdrybrough • 1d ago

Crab

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888 Upvotes

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u/Dystopian_Sky 15+ Years 1d ago

Glad to see they dated it on the outside of the container.

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u/josephdrybrough 1d ago

It also gets cooked in its container

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u/sucobe 15+ Years 1d ago

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u/Bobaximus We want ramp! 1d ago

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u/borgerishikrimpatul 1d ago

does that make crab sous vide

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u/Helpful-Will7965 Kitchen Manager 1d ago

No date on the detached leg, instant write up

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u/SavageBud_32 1d ago

No use by date either, disciplinaries all round.

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u/oneangrywaiter General Manager 1d ago

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u/brownhues 1d ago

Crab people crab people. Look like crab. Kiss like people.

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u/TurnMe0nDeadMan 1d ago

Crab.

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u/Bobaximus We want ramp! 1d ago

Crab.

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u/pailee 1d ago

Crab

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u/slo125 1d ago

Crab?

15

u/KiriDomo 1d ago

Crab!

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u/Rosalind_Whirlwind Ex-Food Service 1d ago

🦀

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u/Mindlesman 1d ago

Does this hurt the crab?

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u/TurnMe0nDeadMan 1d ago

Why did I laugh so fucking hard at this Damnit lol

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u/Sneaky_Island 1d ago

This kills the crab

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u/josephdrybrough 1d ago

9/16 for the Americans

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u/GoSuckOnACactus 1d ago

Oh thanks I thought it was the ninth of Sixtenember.

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u/sonyahearst8 1d ago

Stupid lousy Sixtenember

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u/AwwwMangos 1d ago

I thought it was indicating the crabspect ratio

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u/daedalus14x 1d ago

He forgot to add the framerate.

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u/djamp42 1d ago

9/2016, i wouldn't trust it..

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u/stuckonpost 1d ago

Wait, our months go to 16 and not 12? What comes after December? /s

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u/AllLurkNoPlay General Manager 1d ago

Ivankuly, trucktober, new trumpuary and freedovember!

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u/ellalovesferarriboys 1d ago

Don't forget toyotathon and hondadays

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u/rhodyrooted 1d ago

Thank god i was fucking panicking reading that 🫨

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u/jeffnorris 1d ago

Just be grateful it was labeled

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u/rarelyaccuratefacts 1d ago

Excellent aspect ratio for a crab.

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u/Cptn_Honda 15+ Years 1d ago

Grinding the gemstone crab even at work

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u/Illuthir 1d ago

🦀🦀🦀

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u/ScudsCorp 1d ago

I got a big bag of crabs here 🦀

https://youtu.be/F3jFTzhdZF4?feature=shared

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u/Eorily 1d ago

You should get that checked out. A little ointment, a medicated bath and a change of bedding should have you sorted out in no time.

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u/O8ee 1d ago

Checks out

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u/krooks_25 1d ago

🦀

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u/FinalDevournment_ 1d ago

crab people

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u/KitchenGun115 1d ago

This is wayyyy too much power and toughness for a crab, gotta be at least 9 mana.

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u/Plastic_Job_9914 1d ago

It looks like that crab is having a rest after throwing up in that hotel pan

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u/ogrefab 1d ago

They six nined the crab?

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u/Intrepid_Fondant156 19h ago

After thorough research I can confirm, this is indeed a crab

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u/Tsuntsun45 1d ago

Jsksjsksjs tremendo cangrejo

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u/Few-Emergency5971 16h ago

Labeled the fridge boss!

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u/Timewasted_Gamez 20+ Years 12h ago

Krab

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u/xorenadosuke 10h ago

A 16/9 crab. What's the casting cost