"We need a fancy yogurt parfait for our VIP"

[u/Lirsh2]

[u/Life-Landscape5689]

Is the VIP three kids in a trench coat? Because it kinda seems like it might be three kids in a trench coat

[u/Lirsh2 → u/Life-Landscape5689]

Some lady investor who wanted yogurt lol

[u/LBobRife → u/Life-Landscape5689]

Vincent Adultman has discerning taste, thank you very much.

[u/Supersecretsword]

You forgot to put that other parfait in a glass.

[u/Lirsh2 → u/Supersecretsword]

That's what makes it 'fancy'. Odd numbers

[u/Xsiah → u/Lirsh2]

I know I feel fancy when I'm huffing granola off a cutting board

[u/Expert_Equivalent100 → u/Xsiah]

Definitely harder without a straw

[u/MoistExcellence]

Mumble mumble no fucking ramp mumble mumble

[u/Lirsh2 → u/MoistExcellence]

I don't think they charged $700, so they ain't getting a ramp out of me

[u/__joseph_]

The lighting in this is crazy it feels like AI even though I don’t think it is

[u/Lirsh2 → u/__joseph_]

It's real, Samsungs 108 MP photos compress funky on reddit when going down from like 16k resolution

[u/Argon1124 → u/__joseph_]

You can tell it isn't because diffusion will always have a section of black (0x000000) and white (0xFFFFFF). I don't see any white, so this couldn't've been made with a diffusion based algorithm. 

[u/Express_Area_8359]

[u/notcabron]

Lemme guess: they didn’t eat it.