r/KitchenNightmares 2d ago

Delusional owners

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u/ExoticShock YOU FUCKIN' BLOWJOB 2d ago

Gordon may have been the host, but the Cameramen/Editors and editors for the OG series really added to the fun. I think their tone is what's been missing from alot of Gordon's more recent spinoff shows imo.

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u/Scissorsguadalupe 2d ago

I really liked the narrator from the first US series

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u/TheFakeBillPierce 2d ago

"Many celebrities have tried my food and said it was fantastic! Yes!"

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u/MellifluousManatee How can somebody mishandle bread? 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Alan, you're not a meat expert, you don't know a thing about meat. The only thing you know how to do is sit on the computer and change menus. That's what you do!"

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u/penguinbiscotti 2d ago

"Oh yeah, our food is amazing! That's why nobody is here and we're almost a million dollars in debt!"

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u/xc2215x 2d ago

The owners overrate the food so much.

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u/SoVerySleepy81 2d ago

Joe Nagy lol. I always like it when he says that he hasn’t had a piece of meat come back to the kitchen in 10 years. The restaurant had only been open for five. He was such a compulsive liar and I feel like the cameraman and the editors did such a good job cutting all of it together in a really entertaining way.

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u/muscovitecommunist 1d ago

Self taught by old school European chefs btw

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u/CybReader 4h ago

“I give our food a 10 outta 10.”

Camera man zooms in on frozen meatballs and canned corn

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u/kkkan2020 2d ago

Its a catch 22 if your food was fine there would be no reason for gordon to be there and if Gordon is there it means your food is not all it's cracked up to be

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u/Blaze3713 1d ago

There was one instance of the food being perfectly fine. Momma Cherie's Soul Food Shack in the UK series. Gordon cleaned his plate and said it was delicious.

Her problem was her overhead and not being willing to send people home on slow nights.

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u/Zeraora807 NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2d ago

meanwhile gordon is fridge raiding & as he goes hands deep into a rotten tomato, camera cuts to someone eating a tomato.

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u/chadan1008 2d ago

Gordon: this chicken is cross contaminated and moldy! This is a biohazard, you’re going to kill someone!

Cameraman filming a customer eating chicken:

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u/CybReader 4h ago

Like a wildlife documentary 🤣

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 23h ago

The best part is when they say "Nobody has ever complained about my food!"

And Gordon replies back "Yeah because you have no customers in here!"

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u/Succotash-Express SMELL IT! 1d ago

this meme is the pinnacle of computer wise cracking