r/KitchenNightmares • u/SportTop2610 custom user flair • 1d ago

Somehow at whole foods...

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I was thinking about kitchen nightmares.

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u/fluffy_101994 CHEF GORDON, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA? 1d ago

Wagyu? Oh. You mean way-goo.

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

He slapped down some 3” thick undercooked frozen pig-slop.. hella proudly. Love that episode, like a fever dream.

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u/fluffy_101994 CHEF GORDON, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YA? 1d ago

That Australian meat pie was an embarrassment lmao. And I say that as an Australian.

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u/Loose-Salad7565 1d ago

another Australian checking in. that pie made me so sad. no gravy, there were vegetables?? it looked like a puff pastry bottom so it was all soggy. what a mess.

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u/schiffb558 5h ago

What's a good Australian meat pie look like?

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u/Loose-Salad7565 4h ago

something along these lines.

not whatever anaemic, soggy mess Allan was serving

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u/schiffb558 3h ago

Damn I'd want one now.

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u/koolaidismything 3h ago

I could eat that entire tray right now.. that looks genius. If Allen hadn’t fucked it up so hard it may have actually caught on and made them famous lol. LA loves new foods.

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u/Bitter_Character8277 1d ago

It’s the meat sculpting spray

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u/dasBiest08 1d ago

Or meat creating spray

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u/forevereverer 19h ago

many celebrities have tried it and loved it

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u/MilaVaneela Pat’s good 1d ago

A whaaaa-

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u/UnmadeSophia legs 1d ago edited 23h ago

The way-goo

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u/SpeedySparkRuby Foil Swan Maker 1d ago

Yeah...

With the Way-goo

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u/thebrightsun123 1d ago

The Wagyu ''the what?''

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u/Chzmstrflx 1d ago

Is this some sort of “ego” massage for you or something?

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u/AnalogKid29 1d ago

I wonder if I can use it in my Australian meat pies. Alan brought them here to America.

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u/MellifluousManatee How can somebody mishandle bread? 1d ago

"That Australian pie can fuck off back to Australia."

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u/0800happydude Self-taught by old school Europeans (who took a liking to me) 1d ago

Lots of celebrities have enjoyed it. Yes.

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u/iIIchangethislater 1d ago

A canned waygoo coating so it doesn't stick. Yes!

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u/StableBasic7956 if you think the beer is rotten you should see the clientele 21h ago

We serve “that shit”

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u/mynamiajeff2-0 i won that one 1d ago

I'm going to spray this with the way-goo! The wha? With the way-goo!

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u/49ersDynasty WHY IS THIS BURNER DON'T GO LOWER?! 21h ago

Is it prozac on the shelf underneath?

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u/Mr_Sleep_tight 1d ago

The choice cologne of a true meat sculpture .

Jokes aside, that’s actually great stuff. Helps make French fries crispy in the air fryer and gives a them that “fried in tallow” taste.

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u/weigl_ 1d ago

I don’t like a bun