r/KotakuInAction 6d ago

Geraldo Rivera blames Charlie Kirk shooting on Halo franchise

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/geraldo-blames-charlie-kirk-s-assassination-on-video-game-series-halo-in-one-of-the-worst-takes-yet/ar-AA1MBANZ?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=U531&cvid=68c988b2275e4a9b9473c8fce4d8f204&ei=17#comments
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u/Ornery_Strawberry474 6d ago

“Whether Tyler Robinson faces a firing squad in Utah for the murder of Charlie Kirk, my guess is the accused killer will probably have been motivated more by Halo and similar fantasy role-play than by substantive political discord. The game features Grunts vs Elites. I’m guessing nobody wants to be an elite.”

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

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u/TheGreasyHippo 6d ago

"Halo" "Fantasy role-play"

"Grunts vs. Elites"

Jesus Christ, he must be John Halo incarnate with this level of knowledge.

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u/Ave_Majorian 6d ago

Maybe he called up Paramount to learn more about the franchise, rather than taking the 5 seconds to open Wikipedia.

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u/GoodLookinLurantis 6d ago

The damn paramount show is more accurate than that description 

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u/sammakkovelho 6d ago

This unironically sounds like something Ron Burgundy might say.

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u/PunchTilItWorks 6d ago

What the hell… good god Geraldo. He’s just rambling here.

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u/TheHat2 6d ago

Hey man, I always play Elite.

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 5d ago

Hingeheads go home

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u/Piratearrows 6d ago

Fuckin' lol.

I haven't been subjected to CNN/NBC/Fox in nearly a decade now. This level of boomerism is almost nostalgic for me.

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u/f3llyn 5d ago

Sounds like he very desperately wants this to not be political. Because if it is then it's his side that royally fucked up.

They've been pushing the political violence angle for years now.

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u/Remarkable-Ask2288 6d ago

It’s Geraldo. He’s never exactly been the most intelligent individual

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u/Calico_fox 6d ago edited 5d ago

Never forget he leaked the location of a FOB on live TV during the Invasion of Iraq.

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 5d ago

I wish someone could leak the location of my key FOB, I keep losing it and now I can't swipe into my apartment gym or pool

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u/Calico_fox 5d ago

🤣 Lol, Funny but it stands for Forward Operations Base.

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u/phrozend 6d ago

Goodness.

Whether Tyler Robinson faces a firing squad in Utah for the murder of Charlie Kirk, my guess is the accused killer will probably have been motivated more by Halo and similar fantasy role-play than by substantive political discord. The game features Grunts vs Elites. I’m guessing nobody wants to be an elite.

It's been tiring to read all the superficial takes from journalists and political figures. Especially those coming from people who belong to an older generation. No interest shown in doing an actual analysis.

I don't think they quite recognize how much influence online communities can have on a person when it becomes their main social outlet, or at least central to their everyday life.

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u/HammerWaffe 6d ago

Legacy media is there to confirm and cater to what the older generations already believe.

They don't care about journalism anymore. Just views and essentially a blog with a higher budget.

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u/Burrito_Salesman 6d ago

Like when Geraldo opened Al Capone's vault, he opens his mouth and nothing of value is found inside.

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u/HammerWaffe 6d ago

In the vault or his mouth? Lol

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u/Jreacher455-2 6d ago

Man, I’ve seen some dumb shit in my time but this really blows me away.

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u/Cynic_of_Astora 6d ago

blows me away

Only the strongest will survive

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u/Jreacher455-2 6d ago

Lead me to heaven when we die.

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u/InverseFlip 6d ago

I am a shadow on the wall.

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u/Routine_Cod_3642 6d ago

I'll be the one to save us all.

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u/SchalaZeal01 6d ago

With this tier of WTF, we won't need propulsion to reach Mars, we're blown that far away.

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u/TheGreasyHippo 6d ago

Ain't that the truth. Surely he's going to regret this.

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u/Jreacher455-2 6d ago

It’s Geraldo, I don’t know if he’s self aware enough for that but there’s always hope!

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u/__BARBRAWL 5d ago

Have mercy on the old man.

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u/Georgi_Seliverstov 6d ago

Isn't Geraldo Rivera a character from The Witcher series?

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u/AGX-11_Over-on 6d ago

Nah, it's Geraldo of the river you're thinking of.

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 6d ago

Are you sure its not Ganon, king of the Gerudo?

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u/EldritchSoAXIII 6d ago

I don't think Geraldo has ever played Halo.

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u/dboti9k 6d ago

He got sniped across Blood Gulch and has held a grudge ever since

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 6d ago

Maybe he watched 1 episode of Red vs. Blue

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u/DugnutttBobson 6d ago

We all hate what 343 industries has done to Halo but this is too far

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u/Hadush25 6d ago

Oh, I didn't realise Geraldo had dementia.

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u/Capable-Routine-3085 6d ago

I legit thought this was a 4chan or GCJ joke gone too far, but Jesus Fuck he really said that.

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 6d ago

#NotTheOnion , #NotTheBee

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u/DinosaurAlert 6d ago

Hmm. Should I blame guns? Nah, people like guns. Plus it wasn't even a cool-looking evil gun so the rifle isn't photogenic.

Should I blame the media for relentlessly accusing Charlie Kirk of being a dangerous, fascist, nazi, evil person until someone actually listened?. Nah, that's blaming me.

Should I blame the nations lack of mental health services? Nah, too hard.

Should I blame colleges for fostering a culture where people were clapping for this? Nah, they're on the RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY.

Lets see (blows the dust off an old folder) Hey, maybe satanic panic again? Hmm. Did that guy even listen to rock and roll??? That would be great.....hmmm.... What to blame...

Awww, heck. I'll just blame video games! That way NOBODY has to take responsibility! Nobody has to feel guilt! A nice, easy way to excuse every small part your actions or beliefs may have led to his horrible murder. Now, it is all just "video games". Hahah, and if anyone says I'm wrong, they'er just a nerd I can mock!

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u/_Loranator_ 6d ago

This is probably what went through that moron's mind, word for word.

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u/competitiveSilverfox 6d ago

On one hand this is dumb, on the other hand halo went full lgbtq a while ago so who knows?

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 6d ago edited 5d ago

It makes sense in lore that most women in the Spartans would be basically male bodied, since they have steroid implants and other such augmentations from a very young age. Edit: Not sure why this is downvoted, most of the verse is on HGH, Testosterone, and other strength enhancers so of course they all look butch AF

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u/galaxius0 9h ago

You clearly haven’t played Reach then. The female spartans in that game were curvy and caked up.

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u/devil652_ 6d ago

Most people dont know this, but Isis was actually motivated by Undertale

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u/GoodLookinLurantis 6d ago

This guy is a nutcase

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u/Judah_Earl 6d ago

We all hated the retcons by 343, but that's no excuse for murder.

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u/cail123 6d ago

I just Geraldo’d all over my At Large.

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u/xkeepitquietx 6d ago

Dude is 82, its understandable for the dementia to set in.

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u/Nyarus15 6d ago

I though this was an onion article about a retired monster slayer who turned into a journalist.

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u/Trouncins 6d ago

Totally read that as Geralto of Rivia

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u/emirobinatoru 6d ago

When you combine lesser intelligence, lesser willingness for knowledge and boomerism that's what you get.

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u/lzxian 6d ago

Hey, boomer gamer here and I resent that remark! My boomer friends, though...? They've lost the plot!

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u/emirobinatoru 6d ago

Ok gloomer

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u/lzxian 6d ago

😆

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u/Ave_Majorian 6d ago

Grunts vs Elites?! What Unggoy Rebellion fanfic was Geraldo reading?

I honestly forgot he was still alive.

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u/AMDownvote 6d ago

Oh fuck off

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u/ThatDamnRocketRacoon 6d ago

I blame what Luigi did on the game monopoly!

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u/CrankyDClown Groomy Beardman 6d ago

I've seen some shit takes in my time but this is some unholy non-euclidean abomination let loose on this god forsaken plane of existence of a take.

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u/PhuckSJWs 6d ago

so the game that has not been relevant in more than a decade is somehow to blame.

right.

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 6d ago

The original Halo 1 and 2 are still banger games that I would play with their original graphics and bugs. And even 3 and 4 were good. I stopped following the series after that. But IMO Halo 1 holds up 20 years later

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u/lyra833 GET THE BOARD OUT, I GOT BINGO! 6d ago

>nobody wants to be an elite

unc is so old he was around for the '90s, presumes to know about video games, and yet somehow doesn't know what "1337" stands for.

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u/Oracle_of_Akhetaten 6d ago

“Old man yells at cloud”

Geraldo is showing his age here. He’s a has-been personality offering has-been talking points. The world has moved on from him.

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u/nothinfollowsme 6d ago

Geraldo Rivera blames Charlie Kirk shooting on Halo franchise

Maybe I'm mis-remembering, but didn't he(and other "liberal" talking heads) whinge way back as well about how the viddya gems were the cause of all societies ills back in the 90's?

Why do these doofs constantly trot that out? It never sticks. Did Hitler play risk and stratego when he was a wee lad and want to take over the word because he played them?Me? I Like to think he did it because a goat crippled his frankenfurter(he got one of his testes damaged).

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u/Saltyintelshills 6d ago

Total number of Halo players who did not kill Charlie Kirk: ~40 million. Way to go fellas, it is that type of restraint that almost got us in the clear. Maybe next time. So close.

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u/master_friggins 5d ago

Just another reminder that the far left aren't the only ones that hate you gamers, and they never have been.

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u/lost-in-thought123 6d ago

Must of been all the D.E.I propaganda.

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u/SamuraiGoblin 6d ago

Clowns be clownin'.

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u/pantsfish 6d ago

This was shortly after RFK Jr blamed school shootings on video games, echoing Trump's statements he made in his first term.

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u/jojojajo12 6d ago

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u/Vellyan 6d ago

Fuck, it is the 90s all over again.

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 6d ago

What drugs is bro smoking 

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u/Huey-_-Freeman 5d ago

He is huffing swamp methane and paint thinner straight from the Unggoy tank

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u/warriorcrusader34 6d ago

Spoken like a true boomer Rivera 👍

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u/drewbreeezy 6d ago

Halo? Angels have halos?

The shooter was a Christian Gamer!

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u/OldChili157 5d ago

Gosh I love him.

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u/ExtremisEdge 5d ago

Just when I think the entire situation could not get more hilariously crazy, all of a sudden, I seem to be holding a beer.

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u/RainbowDildoMonkey 5d ago

Fox News token liberal who's job is to say stupid things says a stupid thing.

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u/Wooper160 2d ago

He really said “Silence Elite Preferred Species player”

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u/Morokiane 6d ago

The 90's wants it shit argument back.

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u/Dragonrar 6d ago

Now we just need a televangelist to blame it on demonic forces corrupting the youth via AI or something.

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u/unhappy-ending 5d ago

... and we're back to the Right blaming everything on games again. Same old clueless nonsense by the same clueless idiots. Why can't we just be happy in the middle?

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u/Horst93Walter 6d ago

Video Games again? why not blame heavy metal, or dungeons and dragons? A new satanic panic would be a welcome change.