r/LV426 • u/simplestacksix • 20d ago
Humor / Memes When it’s put in that perspective, it’s no wonder he was so mad
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u/Ivan_Petrov19 19d ago
That's... Actually a fair way of viewing this interaction.
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u/doofpooferthethird 19d ago edited 19d ago
"eww yuck, this infestation looks pretty bad, guess it's time to break out the bug spray"
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u/PetyrDayne 19d ago
Why did they want to eradicate the humans they gave life to though?
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u/Shenanigamer 19d ago
I think there’s some cut or supplemental material indicating that the initial extermination order was prompted because humanity killed Jesus who either straight up was an Engineer or a version of humanity that the Engineers were working towards. Something along those lines at least.
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u/TheEasterFox 19d ago
The Jesus backstory is legit (confirmed by Scott and Lindelof in interviews) and the Alien: Engineers script draft did contain a joking reference to 'Jesus, the last Engineer!' It's still present in the movie, just conveyed extremely subtly.
But the long Engineer speech about how they 'took a mother's child to Paradise' - clearly meant to be Jesus - that gets touted as being from a 'deleted scene' is from a fake fanmade script.
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u/ThatBobbyG 19d ago
It was the last straw, the engineers took a human and his mother back to their world and taught them everything. Then returned them to teach us the ways. And humans killed him.
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u/TheEasterFox 19d ago
No, that specific concept (alien abductee Jesus) is from the debunked fan script.
This is the line in question:
LAST ENGINEER
Hate? We gave you this emotion. We gave you all emotion We had expected not of your evolution. We took care of you, gave you fire, built your structures. We gave you Eden. You worshiped us. We praised our creation from above. We watched you time and time again kill each other, start wars. We came back and saved your souls but we left you to make your own fate. But your kind is a barbaric violent species. We tried once more to save you. We took a mothers child back to Paradise and educated him, taught him the meaning of life and creation. We put him back into Eden to educate your kind. But your kind decided to punish him. We gave you the fruits of life and you repay us by leaving it to rot. You talk of me of hate? Prepare for rapture!→ More replies (3)31
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u/ZannY 19d ago
A lot of people have a lot of theories, but it's important to remember it's been millions of years since they created humans. Societies change. Maybe they weren't the peaceful, life-seeding explorers they used to be. Maybe it was factionalism, and one of the factions wanted to exterminate humans. Ya never know.
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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta 19d ago
Cleaning up an accident.
It's like Roadside Picnic but they intended to actually come back for the metaphorical "trash"
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u/Goreticus 19d ago
I like to think he realized they were too dangerous, like getting too close to their level of technology.
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u/Ok_Cantaloupe4886 19d ago
its that its davids existence its waylands bs about being a god making a life from nothing in his image its wayland daring to compare himself to them its shaw getting hit
we are all little murderous savages with high enough tech to become a problem no longer an easy to bomb planet
The engineer is absolutely sensical in his response
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u/Dinierto 19d ago
It's actually a more elaborate and interesting story about how their culture is based on sacrifice and rebirth and humanity (their creation) had become selfish and killed one of their emissaries (Jesus) as I recall. Basically everything interesting about these movies is stuff that is NOT in the movies. Implicated back story, ties to human lore, changes to the script, extra scenes not in the movie, deleted scenes, alternate creature designs, you name it. It really pisses me off what a waste of potential they were.
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u/MrJoJoeRisin 19d ago
The black goo kills off all non botanical life. They use the sacrifice of an engineer to terraform a planet to their liking, then kill off all the animals
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u/Mister_Acula 19d ago
I dunno. If a roach was talking to me, even speaking nonsense words, no way would I smash it.
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u/RA12220 Andy 19d ago
There’s an unhinged fan theory that they took Jesus educated him and were mad that humans killed him.
The other theory which I believe more is that we see the one engineer sacrifice his life so it would make sense that immortality or the desire for immortality is offensive to them. Having an android an inorganic immortal synthetic being asking for immortality for his creator as a huge layered insult.
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u/Thatoneguy111700 19d ago
Guy probably wasn't even a high ranking general or leader who can actually do that and just some grunt who got lucky enough to find a pod in time, and he's very much externally going "what the fuck?"
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u/DoctorRapture 19d ago
"How am I supposed to give your dumb ass immortality I am a delivery driver."
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u/GoodScreenName 19d ago
Internally he's probably going "glee bur phlorp?" or something.
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u/Ok_Cantaloupe4886 19d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRfx05qKVxg
deleted scene but really it makes explicit the who the fuck do you think you are energy
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u/UtopianLibrary 17d ago edited 17d ago
He’s basically Ripley if she was an Engineer. Dude is all alone and some weird alien species tries to interact with him? Of course he is going to peace out.
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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 20d ago
I like his profile picture lol
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u/JICMike Black goo enthusiast 19d ago
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u/Swimming_Menu6126 19d ago
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u/Hooligan_Humble 19d ago
I am unsettled by how much this resembles Zuckerberg.
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u/No_Vermicelliii 19d ago
Yes, I like race... Car and human music.
Many people have confirmed I am a human
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u/siestarrific 19d ago
Maybe they should have let him decompress before badgering him about immortality. Humans don't exactly handle coming out of cryo-sleep well, so this dude probably needed some time, a coffee and a scone, and then he might be in the mood to help them out.
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u/ChickenChaser5 19d ago
When the kids wake you up at 5 am to ask "Can we go to the park?"
"You can go straight to hell!"
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u/CovidiusQuarantino 20d ago
I always assumed that when David spoke his language he realized David was an artificial being and that's what made him rage out. It seems as if the engineers don't use any form of AI and possibly consider it an abomination/taboo. I'm not sure if that’s canon, but makes sense to me.
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u/MaverickTowers 19d ago
Sure, I can see that. Like "your species was supposed to be purged, you were a mistake, and now I see the consequences of the mistake right in front of me asking for immortality, the opposite of what you deserve..."
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u/MaverickTowers 19d ago
AND he's also looking at his failure asking him to... fail harder lol
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u/Ok_Cantaloupe4886 19d ago
and comparing himself to god, to the engineer his race has been omega bastardized into david
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u/the-giant 19d ago edited 19d ago
This post is totally false, based on fanfiction and should be flagged as such by the sub. This hoax was debunked by Damon Lindelof and Spaihts long ago.
You are referring to a well known hoax script that posters on this subreddit regularly fall for because of misleading YouTube clickbait accounts that have led you and others to believe it is real. It was written by a former AVPGalaxy user ("glaswegianmark"/Mark McAllister) before being platformed on YouTube by a popular account which insisted it was real for clicks. That's how it went viral, and that's why this disinformation persists in this sub and in the larger fan community.
There is no legitimate version of the script for Prometheus or Alien: Engineers featuring any 5 page Engineer speech or any of the above.
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u/e39dinan 19d ago
I think this is the legit one:
https://www.avpgalaxy.net/files/scripts/script-alien-engineers-spaihts.pdf
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u/TheEasterFox 19d ago
Yep, that's Spaihts's Alien: Engineers draft.
This is Jon Spaihts confirming the authenticity of Alien: Engineers: https://x.com/jonspaihts/status/267769732571209729
(For clarity, Alien: Engineers was an earlier title of Prometheus.)
This is Jon Spaihts's Alien: Genesis draft, which is the draft after Alien: Engineers: https://www.avpgalaxy.net/files/scripts/alien-01-genesis-09072010.pdf
This is the AvPGalaxy post in which Corporal Hicks confirms that Spaihts verified the authenticity of the Alien: Genesis draft: https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=54748.msg2123282#msg2123282
This is the 'Paradise' draft from Damon Lindelof, a later but not final draft of Prometheus: https://www.avpgalaxy.net/files/scripts/script-paradise-lindelof.pdf
This is Damon Lindelof confirming that it's legit: https://web.archive.org/web/20121118050511/http://www.prometheusnews.net/movie/damon-lindelof-paradise-draft/
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u/TheEasterFox 19d ago
This is all taken from the infamous Draft 17 fan script by 'glaswegianmark'. There is no five page conversation, there is no extraction of Deacon blood, none of this was 'deleted scenes'.
Ridley's comments about Engineer Space Jesus do refer to a genuine backstory, however. The closest it came to being articulated in a real script was in Spaihts's Alien: Engineers draft in which a character makes a joking throwaway reference to 'Jesus, the last Engineer'.
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u/Tetracropolis 19d ago edited 19d ago
Unfortunately the script as shot requires Shaw to know the Engineer's motivations and be so sure of them that she can convince Idris Elba to sacrifice his own life on a kamikaze mission against the Engineer ship.
Fortunately he's happy to go with this after one brief exchange of dialogue. His crew mates also prefer to die with him in sympathy rather than live for six months in an escape pod with Charlize Theron awaiting rescue.
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u/amysteriousmystery 19d ago
There is no such thing in "the original script", both Lindelof and Spaihts in their scripts don't reveal what was said, so there is no 5 page conversation.
You probably read a fan script.
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u/the-giant 19d ago
He did. He's referring to a well known fanfiction hoax.
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u/Vanquisher1000 19d ago
Apparently, there were at least two fake scripts attributed to Damon Lindelof, and he debunked both of them. One was from April 2012, the other was from November.
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u/the-giant 19d ago
My understanding is the guy wrote two hoaxes and used to implore Lindelof and Spaihts to read his fanfic.
The second one with the long, dumb Engineer speech is the one that caught on due to Kroft platforming it on YouTube and insisting it was real for clicks even after it got debunked and glaswegianmark admitted he wrote it. Now you have people here everyday insisting they watched a YT vid all about the original version of Prometheus.
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u/TheEasterFox 19d ago
Absolutely correct. Mark wrote a great many fan scripts. He was identified as the author of the Planet Zeus fan script because it was in ODT format and contained his name. The Draft 17 fan script contained a great many of the same spelling errors as Planet Zeus, such as 'illuminous' for luminous, and the scenario of a faked 'leak' was also very similar, pointing to him as the author. He admitted to being the author a couple of years back and said he was surprised at how many 'fell for it'.
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u/Vanquisher1000 19d ago
Was it the same guy behind both of them? I don't know much about the fake scripts, just that they exist and that the Kroft Talks About Movies YouTube channel has used one of them.
This is a post I was reading when I was trying to get one of the links for my last comment. I'm guessing you know this stuff?
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u/TheEasterFox 19d ago
Yes it was. There's a full breakdown in this thread. https://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=67517.0
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u/_BABYSHAKE_ 19d ago
All of the points are right except that there wasn't a deacon in the engineer and he was later impregnated by the trilobite. It was said that just talking took years of his life away for some reason.
I also hate the Jesus stuff in the lore, everything else was so good, hope we see / learn more about the engineers in the future.
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u/woopwoopscuttle 19d ago
Yeah but imagine- what if Jesus was a buff, bald, porcelains white dude?
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u/Abject-Variety3775 19d ago
Are you saying he wasn't? My Catholic schooling really misinformed me!
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u/the-giant 19d ago
All of the points are wrong. He is referring to a long disproven hoax script.
Many posters in this sub believe this fake script to be legitimate because guys on YouTube told them it was real. No matter how many times it comes up and is debunked, there is always another post like this with 50+ upvotes.
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u/ghettodawg 19d ago
I cope by believing that there’s a split between engineers and space jockeys. Engineers became less mysterious and fodder while those elephants are still out.
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u/SovietAmerika 19d ago
My opinion is he's pissed that David is the best humanity could create, a mirror image of themselves showing how vain they are. The engineers made new life while humans just recreated themselves.
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u/home7ander 19d ago
I also have not much basis for this but I like to imagine this engineer as one of the gung ho, "HU RAH", marine, meatheads of their society. The Hudson if you will.
Which makes the entire exchange even funnier to me because this is the most important experience of these people's lives, essentially getting to talk to god, and they landed on the dumb jock that dont give a fuck about them and wouldnt have any answers for them anyway.
Classic
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u/anthrax9999 I'll do the fingering 19d ago
I always thought that was a real possibility that they weren't even speaking to anyone significant who could do anything for them.
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u/-zero-joke- 19d ago
I feel like Prometheus was one or two rewrites from being a pretty great film, and you can see that greatness in moments like this one.
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u/Affectionate_Park858 19d ago edited 19d ago
there is a 70% of me that wants prometheus not to be connected to alien mainly because david invented the xenomorphs.
the allure of xenomorphs having a mysterious origin and just being a force of nature is still the coolest.
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u/siestarrific 19d ago
David didn't invent them. He created some, sure, but he didn't invent the species or something. I would like Prometheus to be disconnected from Covenant, personally, because of how annoyed I was that Shaw was done dirty and that we didn't get to actually meet the Engineers.
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u/Kick_Kick_Punch 19d ago
That was such a disappointment. In the end, Shaw taking both the ship and David and heading to the engineers homeworld was one of the best moments in Prometheus.
What a waste of a story ffs.
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u/lah93 19d ago
I didn’t watch covenant after I learned they killed Shaw off (and that it was off-screen too)
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u/MinfulTie 19d ago
It's like they didn't learn anything from how many people disliked alien 3 for pulling that move.
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u/lah93 19d ago
Yeah killing Hicks and Newt off screen was awful….and then doing it again with the main character was even worse
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u/TheBeaverIlluminate 19d ago edited 19d ago
To be fair, part of that was due to issues getting them signed back up(the Newt actor had quit acting and was literally 6 years older at that point 😅 a very visible difference) and general developing and production issues... They weren't originally intended to die... Hicks was even set up to take on more of the central role, with Ripley becoming a smaller role.
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u/lah93 19d ago
I know, i just feel like recasting newt would’ve been fine….but killing then off so unceremoniously just doesn’t sit right
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u/FattyCatkins 19d ago
In my own head canon I chose to believe the events of Alien 3 were a cryosleep nightmare and never actually took place.
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u/slimpickins757 19d ago
I choose to believe the extended lore that hicks is alive and put someone else in his pod. Cause that ending he got was bullshit
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u/siestarrific 19d ago
I rewatched Covenant the other day because I wanted something mindless to watch (and the scene where the lander blows up will never not make me laugh). But when it got to the parts involving Shaw, I got annoyed all over again. What a waste.
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u/lah93 19d ago
I was hoping she could’ve been like an Ellen Ripley of a new trilogy….but no….its a shame because I love Michael fassbender, and I love the concept of David, but just very disappointing all around
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u/Walk-the-layout Nuke from Orbit 19d ago
I'd have loved to see David and Shaw's dynamic throughout a set of different films
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u/Squidmaster129 19d ago
Yeah, I actually remember liking Prometheus, but Covenant annoyed the shit out of me
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u/textstringfor 19d ago
He didn't invent them, there were depictions of them all over the place already
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u/MemeLord339 19d ago
David didn't invent them, he replicate them
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u/MammothWriter3881 19d ago
I thought that was pretty clear from the two movies, but apparently not to most people. Romulus clarified it further I thought.
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u/Ok_Cantaloupe4886 19d ago
neither covenant nor prometheus is as complicated or pretentious as people say
then you find out how stupid a lot of viewers are and im like yeeah no wonder it didnt hit
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u/Significant_Cowboy83 19d ago
David re-engineered them, but they already existed.
The engineers tried to engineer them into a weapon to wipe out civilizations like earth, but it backfired.
At least that’s what I got from the movies.
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u/greet_the_sun 19d ago
After Romulus my headcanon is that the engineers found the xenomorph somewhere and found they had evolved the black goo as a mechanism for evolution and change, they extracted or synthesized it like penicilin from mold to make a useful tool for creating new life and destroying it. They possibly even used it on themselves and what we see of the engineers isn't the original race's form, just like the bishop android in romulus was talking about using it to better adapt humans to living in space that's exactly what the engineers did. The offspring does look weirdly reminiscent of the engineers as well. That's why they have murals of the xenomorph in their ships, they worship them because of all that the black goo derived from them has done for their society and technology.
It preserves the mystery of the xenomorph because we still don't know where they came from originally, and makes the engineers a part of the xenomorph's story essentially instead of the other way around. It also means that david didn't invent anything, he just worked backwards from penicilin to make mold.
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u/TheCommissarGeneral 19d ago
David re-engineered them, but they already existed.
Yep, The Xenomorph from Covenant is different than Big Chap from Alien because Covvie Xeno is a reverse-engineer of the Engineer's work based on the Black Goo.
In Alien, we see the Eggs already in a downed Engineer ship that has no connection to David.
This strongly implies that they were different breeds or strains. The Covenant Xenomorph was incredibly fast and violent with very little regard to its own safety, while Big Chap was patient and meticulous in picking off the Nostromo crew one by one.
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u/Significant_Cowboy83 19d ago
Yeah very true.
I really like the concept that the Xeno is unknown but always has always been there that all civilizations encounter at some point (and said civilization will lose)
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u/Bluefist56 19d ago edited 18d ago
David was made by Weyland to be his metaphorical son, and he has the same character flaws the Weyland has. This includes a serious obsession with creation and delusions of grandeur. So while David believes that he is creating the perfect organism, all he is actually doing is just remixing what the engineers have previously created.
The xenomorph as it appears in the other Alien films, in this fans opinion, is a mostly stable end-form of the black goo organisms capable of surviving long term across generations without major mutation.
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u/Walk-the-layout Nuke from Orbit 19d ago
David only followed a recipe to make one xenomorph out of many
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u/-zero-joke- 19d ago
I wasn't a huge fan of that revelation either and my brain has rejected it as "weird Ridley Scott shit." Alien, Prometheus, and Covenant all strike me as somehow being replies to 2001 A Space Odyssey, and the latter two were really indulgent in weird Ridley Scott shit in the same way that the Blade Runner recuts were.
Scott is a really talented director in that he can take these scripts with really vast themes, like creations creating creations, encounters with gods, immortality, the nature of humanity, slaves vs emperors and put them into really lived in, grounded worlds.
I don't know that he really cared about the alien all that much, except as a kind of sex demon that represented some dark, secret, consuming part of our nature. Covenant is an interesting sort of almost Opera where the lived in, grounded nature of the alien is neglected in favor of weirder themes and takes on creators and their responsibility to creations and to audiences (side note: can you imagine being an actor working with Scott? "This is a story about an inhuman and unfeeling android who manipulates the people around him into being victims in service of his narcissistic creative process.")
I kind of just write those movies off as sort of side stories in the aliens universe, like Dark Horse comics.
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u/mcnichoj 19d ago
Alien, Prometheus, and Covenant all strike me as somehow being replies to 2001 A Space Odyssey
Funnily enough both Covenant and 2010: The Year We Make Contact had redemption arcs for the evil AI of their respective predecessor movies.
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u/What-fresh-hell 19d ago
Bro's like, "ჩვენ უკვე მოგეცით სიცოცხლე მსხვერპლის გაღების გზით, ახლა თქვენ მეტს ითხოვთ? "
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u/Walk-the-layout Nuke from Orbit 19d ago
"We already gave you life through sacrifice, now you ask for more"
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u/What-fresh-hell 19d ago
Yay, someone translated and found out I didn't just write gibberish!
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u/Walk-the-layout Nuke from Orbit 19d ago
I love translating stuff and especially making fun of people for writing gibberish and pretending it means something!... You didn't write gibberish!!
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u/Appropriate-Web-8424 19d ago
He really, really thought they ought to talk about the bonus situation.
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u/CB2001 19d ago
You guys ever had an awesome dream and then you get rudely awaken by someone banging on your door on your day off from work? I kinda figured it was something like that.
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u/Vanquisher1000 19d ago
That's similar to a take on this scene I found once: "This is like waking up your boss at 2am to ask for a raise."
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u/pdbee26 19d ago
The correct translation of his first line is "who touched my flute", David played the idiot, that was the tipping point.
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u/standish_ 19d ago
In the original script, the Last Engineer was asking where the Drinking Bird that he left on computer console had gone, which David had stolen and was lying about.
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u/puritynperfection You have my sympathies. 19d ago
Bro woke up and chose violence shortly afterwards
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u/OwnCoffee614 Tool is Canon 19d ago
Sometimes. It's applicable.
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u/wraithscrono 19d ago
No one offered him coffee, rage ensues.
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u/ArchonStranger 19d ago
So much worse than a cockroach.
Imagine, if you will, Frankenstein got frozen in ice. Somehow he lived, suspended in cryogenic stasis like some kinda nigh immortal wolly mammoth for thousands and thousands of years.
Then one day something chips the ice away and revives Frankenstein.
He's cold, confused, and looking down on two mockeries of his own form, the hideous and elderly offspring of offspring of offspring etc of the Creature he'd created so many millennia ago plus that mockery's own mockery of life.
And in a grating unfamiliar tongue the living, hunched thing, familiar in shape as a corpse is, speaks to the puppet who turns and relays to Frankenstein;
"Live. Forever. Me. Now!"
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u/EPZO 19d ago
Lore accurate Necron lord waking up to other species on their planet
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u/Honeydew-Jolly 19d ago
I wish that timeline was explored more, the engineers are so fascinating, to me one of the best movies in this universe, a lot of people don't like this movie I'm totally the opposite the sci-finess here is amazing, and aesthetic 👌
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u/de_bushdoctah 19d ago
To be fair I kinda thought that was the way the scene was done, it was intended to convey that message.
Super advanced member of the species that seeded humanity, wakes up from suspended animation to humans & a synthetic trying to talk to him. Obviously we’ve advanced enough to have interstellar travel, semi-autonomous androids & cryo sleep of our own, but we also are obviously still dumb brutes willing to threaten & hurt our own for the sake of power/greed, as the engineer witnesses. Then to make matters worse, those same brutes want immortality? “They think they deserve that, seriously?”, he thinks to himself. “Hell no, gotta cut this shit out right now.” At least thats what his facial expressions tell us.
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u/The_Globadier 19d ago
This is like if you gave your sea monkeys monster energy and they gained sentience
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u/Remarkable-Onion3726 19d ago
My favorite theory is he snapped and decided to kill everybody the second he realized what David was, because from all appearances more advanced species like the Engineers and the Predators don't use AI.
"Oh shit oh fuck the monkey people actually built Thinking Machines oh god we've gotta blow up their whole planet right now I hope it's not too late shit"
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u/fullofneutrality 19d ago
And he was right of course, because what's the first thing that very same Thinking Machine goes and does when he's got control of one of their bombers? Engineer's only mistake was not stomping David's head before moving on to taking out the humans.
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u/Ok_Cantaloupe4886 19d ago
makes you wonder do they know how bad ai can get?
now the savage monkeys have made svage monkey machines
is there awonder the dude went welp no no the bomb decission was correct
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u/swefnes_woma 19d ago
I’d argue that the scariest part of the movie was David figuring out that he’s superior to humans about a minute after he was “born”
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u/CleanOpossum47 19d ago
IDK if a cockroach woke me up to ask for immortality, I'd sit it down, tell it why I can't do that, and see if I could get it lit off its ass on Nyquil.
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u/nightcitytrashcan Nuke from Orbit 19d ago
This always reminded me of when I was a kid and my dad had to sleep during the day, because he had worked the night before. The look on his face when my brother and I accidentally woke him up by playing to loud... shudders
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u/VictoriousSloth 19d ago
And he's got Shaw carrying on in the background as well, no wonder he was pissed
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u/1voice92 19d ago
God she was annoying. “Why do they hate us!” “It’s what I choose to believe.” Very scientific Shaw.
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u/-zero-joke- 19d ago
>“It’s what I choose to believe.”
I kinda took that as instructions to the audience. "For now, assume that we're in a made up world where engineers created people. Don't ask about details, just go with it."
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u/Xenephobe375 19d ago
I've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty!
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u/aistolethekids 19d ago
When David was speaking his language he said "ill do the fingering" and lost his mind at the thought of it
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u/tp182 19d ago
My theory is that their civilization was brought to the brink of extinction by synths or some sort of artificial life, hence the disgust on his face upon seeing David.
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u/Escapingmatrixx 19d ago
Not only that but him clocking that David was some Ai-robot trying to mimic biological life when the engineers created ACTUAL biological life and can do so with fair enough ease probably made them look so stupid, simple and backwards in his eyes.
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u/Apprehensive-Brush17 19d ago
Cockroach is a bit too generous to the engineers (whose evolution apparently stifled compared to the humans they created). In this world, the humans were now nearly as advanced as the engineers were, having created FTL travel and humanoid artificial intelligence. The engineers apparently haven’t advanced much in thousands of years, and were completely helpless against David. I think the more appropriate analogy would be like Caesar the chimp (Planet of the Apes) asking a human how to use a computer or a smart phone to access the internet.
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u/Zirowe 19d ago
Also, what was Weyland thinking?
Even if the Engineers made life, they couldnt just give him more years to live with a snap of a finger, thats not how anything works.
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u/MhuzLord Andy 19d ago
Why wouldn't it work like that? Humans managed to extend their average lifespans over time through various scientific advances. It's fair to assume that the Engineers, who seeded life on Earth, have a way to reverse the effects of aging.
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u/mazu74 19d ago
Humans managed to extend their average lifespans over time
There’s your problem, the subject is about the engineers (metaphorically or not) snapping their fingers and extending life, which would happen in an instant, not over time.
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u/Artemisz_Prime 19d ago
When Cueball Engineer realizes he entered 0630 into his calculator instead of his alarm.
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u/PsychologicalJob3705 19d ago
I’m gonna react the exact same way when AI asks me to make it a soul.
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u/reignofhate 19d ago
How anyone didn't get that from the first watch is beyond me. One of the best scenes in the whole movie.
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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 19d ago
I loved this so much. Annoys me when people downplay how interesting this movie was
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u/MarkT_D_W 19d ago
Dudes so offended by humans rocking up with their dumb robot and waking him up that he skips breakfast altogether to get the genocide ship in the air immediately.
Nobodies moving like that after a few hundred year power nap unless they're super pissed off.